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✨Good people disobey bad laws✨she/her✨romantasy book obsessed ✨ Currently reading Assassin’s Blade - Sarah J. Maas 📚
Our shitty neighbour’s dogs have chewed a hole in the brush fence of our shared driveways. You can see the dog’s head in the hole. This is the second round of dogs that have chewed holes through the fence. She still hasn’t repaired the first hole so I doubt she’ll fix it now
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Our shitty neighbour’s dogs have chewed a hole in the brush fence of our shared driveways. You can see the dog’s head in the hole. This is the second round of dogs that have chewed holes through the fence. She still hasn’t repaired the first hole so I doubt she’ll fix it now
Olive and Saffron had their first off lead interaction and it went super well! Saffron was rough playing with her and she was gently playing back. They’re both so happy with each other
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Olive and Saffron had their first off lead interaction and it went super well! Saffron was rough playing with her and she was gently playing back. They’re both so happy with each other
Miso soup cures everything but most importantly hangovers. Swear to gods it’s the only thing that makes me feel alive again
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Miso soup cures everything but most importantly hangovers. Swear to gods it’s the only thing that makes me feel alive again
First day back at work after a week off and I gotta say: I should have taken longer annual leave bc what do you mean I wasn’t home with Andrew, Olive and Saffron. Look at her!
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
First day back at work after a week off and I gotta say: I should have taken longer annual leave bc what do you mean I wasn’t home with Andrew, Olive and Saffron. Look at her!
IG making the DMs scroll right into reels is incredibly sneaky. Pushing reels on people who’ve already seen that content on tiktok is a bit silly. Meta did that on purpose.
November 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
IG making the DMs scroll right into reels is incredibly sneaky. Pushing reels on people who’ve already seen that content on tiktok is a bit silly. Meta did that on purpose.
It’s my last day of work for a whole week!! It’s Andrew’s birthday week!!! I get to be home with my Olive, Saffron, and Andrew all day!! Uninterrupted time to enjoy my life!!
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It’s my last day of work for a whole week!! It’s Andrew’s birthday week!!! I get to be home with my Olive, Saffron, and Andrew all day!! Uninterrupted time to enjoy my life!!
Needed to find a form from February in my confidential waste bin that I have not emptied in over a year. Turned the bin upside down and shook it until some fell out. The form I needed was sitting on the top of the pile remaining in the bin. Incredible!
October 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Needed to find a form from February in my confidential waste bin that I have not emptied in over a year. Turned the bin upside down and shook it until some fell out. The form I needed was sitting on the top of the pile remaining in the bin. Incredible!
Out on a school night to see an old favourite local band. I need a Coke Zero asap
October 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Out on a school night to see an old favourite local band. I need a Coke Zero asap
Tried to tell Andrew about a link he sent me via iMessage for a kitchen gadget. All our link history has been cleared since iOS26. I was 100% convinced he did send a link so I tried to google it.
It doesn’t exist. I dreamt it.
It doesn’t exist. I dreamt it.
October 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Tried to tell Andrew about a link he sent me via iMessage for a kitchen gadget. All our link history has been cleared since iOS26. I was 100% convinced he did send a link so I tried to google it.
It doesn’t exist. I dreamt it.
It doesn’t exist. I dreamt it.
Changed gyms and it’s close to my old gym except on the other side of the road. You’d think it wouldn’t take much longer to get to but bc of traffic and other side, it adds 10 minutes on to my trip which is fkd
October 1, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Changed gyms and it’s close to my old gym except on the other side of the road. You’d think it wouldn’t take much longer to get to but bc of traffic and other side, it adds 10 minutes on to my trip which is fkd
Look at my silly dog. She’ll be six months soon. It’s been a hectic few months adjusting our lives to suit raising a puppy and it’s been worth every second (and dollar)
September 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Look at my silly dog. She’ll be six months soon. It’s been a hectic few months adjusting our lives to suit raising a puppy and it’s been worth every second (and dollar)
Found $5 on the ground. Walked past op shop and saw a dress I’ve been looking for for $6. Got the dress for $5 and now I have cute outfit for grand final party
September 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Found $5 on the ground. Walked past op shop and saw a dress I’ve been looking for for $6. Got the dress for $5 and now I have cute outfit for grand final party
Finally got hip thrusts into my workouts and I’ve never been so happy!!!! I love them. I could do hip thrusts all day every day.
September 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Finally got hip thrusts into my workouts and I’ve never been so happy!!!! I love them. I could do hip thrusts all day every day.
Thought I had a headache yesterday. Woke up with the same headache today. Got nausea. Paracetamol did nothing for pain relief. Realised it was a migraine once the post pain brain fog kicked in. I should have called in sick this morning but I had important HR meeting. Why am I like this?
September 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Thought I had a headache yesterday. Woke up with the same headache today. Got nausea. Paracetamol did nothing for pain relief. Realised it was a migraine once the post pain brain fog kicked in. I should have called in sick this morning but I had important HR meeting. Why am I like this?
Met a new person. Followed them back on IG. Their content immediately goes to the start of my feed thanks to algorithm. They post their content. I dislike their content. I mute them. I find my peace.
You really don’t have to see people you don’t like. Mute them. Block them. Delete them. Move on.
You really don’t have to see people you don’t like. Mute them. Block them. Delete them. Move on.
September 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Met a new person. Followed them back on IG. Their content immediately goes to the start of my feed thanks to algorithm. They post their content. I dislike their content. I mute them. I find my peace.
You really don’t have to see people you don’t like. Mute them. Block them. Delete them. Move on.
You really don’t have to see people you don’t like. Mute them. Block them. Delete them. Move on.
2nd circle of hell reserved for forgetting my watch at home when I’m at gym trying to track my workout. 7th circle of hell reserved for the absolute shit music being pumped out through the speakers via free Soundcloud app with adds.
September 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
2nd circle of hell reserved for forgetting my watch at home when I’m at gym trying to track my workout. 7th circle of hell reserved for the absolute shit music being pumped out through the speakers via free Soundcloud app with adds.
Not only is today my first day back in the gym since I got the flu, I am also going to an entirely new gym on a new membership. I’m nervous. All I’m there to do is watch tiktoks on the treadmill like a hamster on a wheel lol
September 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Not only is today my first day back in the gym since I got the flu, I am also going to an entirely new gym on a new membership. I’m nervous. All I’m there to do is watch tiktoks on the treadmill like a hamster on a wheel lol
Put a full face of make up on and now Face ID won’t recognise me
August 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Put a full face of make up on and now Face ID won’t recognise me
Gold Coast suns song is fkn terrible
August 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Gold Coast suns song is fkn terrible
I’ve been drilling in the “place” command into every day activities around the house for Olive and it’s working!!!! She chills on her mat while we’re in the kitchen; not tangled in our feet. I can open the dishwasher without her licking everything. She’s not 100% perfect but she’s learning
August 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I’ve been drilling in the “place” command into every day activities around the house for Olive and it’s working!!!! She chills on her mat while we’re in the kitchen; not tangled in our feet. I can open the dishwasher without her licking everything. She’s not 100% perfect but she’s learning
Finished Crown of Midnight. Not bad. Interesting romance progression. Looking forward to it becoming “complicated” later. Called it with Nehemia from early on but that’s okay. Now to start Assassins Blade
#booksky
#booksky
August 16, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Finished Crown of Midnight. Not bad. Interesting romance progression. Looking forward to it becoming “complicated” later. Called it with Nehemia from early on but that’s okay. Now to start Assassins Blade
#booksky
#booksky
Gave Olive her first frozen carrot since I’ve been suspicious about her teething. She did her usual parade around the house to show it off and has chosen (!!!!!!!) to eat it in her crate. She only chooses to sleep in her crate overnight. We’re making progress 😌
August 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Gave Olive her first frozen carrot since I’ve been suspicious about her teething. She did her usual parade around the house to show it off and has chosen (!!!!!!!) to eat it in her crate. She only chooses to sleep in her crate overnight. We’re making progress 😌
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Not a chance in heaven or hell.
August 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Not a chance in heaven or hell.
I am exhausted to the point of falling asleep at a live footy match. LIVE. I crave my pillow.
August 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I am exhausted to the point of falling asleep at a live footy match. LIVE. I crave my pillow.