wiiconsole.bsky.social
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nothing makes me madder than seeing a microwave with express cook buttons hogging the first 6 numbers
January 19, 2026 at 7:35 PM
nothing makes me madder than seeing a microwave with express cook buttons hogging the first 6 numbers
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It should cost money to send people videos that are longer than 30 seconds
January 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
It should cost money to send people videos that are longer than 30 seconds
No one loves me like the indian men in my DM’s
January 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
No one loves me like the indian men in my DM’s
Me: *putting mustard and mayo on 2 pieces of bread for sandwich purposes*
Sister: Really? You put both on both sides??
Jard: Both on both sounds like a bad Drake song
Sister: Really? You put both on both sides??
Jard: Both on both sounds like a bad Drake song
January 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Me: *putting mustard and mayo on 2 pieces of bread for sandwich purposes*
Sister: Really? You put both on both sides??
Jard: Both on both sounds like a bad Drake song
Sister: Really? You put both on both sides??
Jard: Both on both sounds like a bad Drake song
my mom has been messaging me about her new couch all day
January 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
my mom has been messaging me about her new couch all day
Guy explaining card game: Don’t look at her look at me
Jard: the bull
Jard: the bull
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Guy explaining card game: Don’t look at her look at me
Jard: the bull
Jard: the bull
Jard: Me when someone asks if I still do the 1/2 dance
December 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Jard: Me when someone asks if I still do the 1/2 dance
Ya know… I keep doing stuff for the bit… but when is the bit ever gonna do stuff for me?
-Jard
-Jard
December 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Ya know… I keep doing stuff for the bit… but when is the bit ever gonna do stuff for me?
-Jard
-Jard
“Does the zoid trap or what??”
-Jard
-Jard
December 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“Does the zoid trap or what??”
-Jard
-Jard
illcliterate: being unable to find the sweet spot
-Jard
-Jard
December 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
illcliterate: being unable to find the sweet spot
-Jard
-Jard
Jard, watching a hallmark movie: “I’m looking for banana bread bc I want your banana and I’m tryna get bred.”
December 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Jard, watching a hallmark movie: “I’m looking for banana bread bc I want your banana and I’m tryna get bred.”
Jard: Horror? Why don’t you just treat her right…
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Jard: Horror? Why don’t you just treat her right…