Lucia
@wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social
That salty one with the broken sense of humor who monopolized all the anime girls.
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Lucia
@wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social
· Jan 4
"I'm not a tsundere. I actually like fictional women more than you."
A dork's self-oc.
Grumpy, a lame sense of humor, and prone to thirsting for anime girls.
Will be so nice to your waifu.
Actually decent joke goes here.
A dork's self-oc.
Grumpy, a lame sense of humor, and prone to thirsting for anime girls.
Will be so nice to your waifu.
Actually decent joke goes here.
"Never forget, all attractive fictional women are legally married to me and nobody else is allowed to have them."
July 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"Never forget, all attractive fictional women are legally married to me and nobody else is allowed to have them."
Very passionate about American flag bikinis.
July 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Very passionate about American flag bikinis.
Reposted by Lucia
"Your honor, in my defense, I'm finally migrating from the bird app-"
[Death penalty.]
Absolute gremlin OC by BadJokesLucia.
Minors, do not even perceive.
NSFW for occasional dark themes and plenty of dirty jokes.
[Death penalty.]
Absolute gremlin OC by BadJokesLucia.
Minors, do not even perceive.
NSFW for occasional dark themes and plenty of dirty jokes.
June 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"Your honor, in my defense, I'm finally migrating from the bird app-"
[Death penalty.]
Absolute gremlin OC by BadJokesLucia.
Minors, do not even perceive.
NSFW for occasional dark themes and plenty of dirty jokes.
[Death penalty.]
Absolute gremlin OC by BadJokesLucia.
Minors, do not even perceive.
NSFW for occasional dark themes and plenty of dirty jokes.
"I think that's a myth? Mascot suits just get really hot.
...At least until they get possessed in a haunted abandoned hotel built on cursed land and terrorize a group of girls doing a live stream. ...The fanservice in that game was pretty nice, though."
...At least until they get possessed in a haunted abandoned hotel built on cursed land and terrorize a group of girls doing a live stream. ...The fanservice in that game was pretty nice, though."
"At least you aren't the mascot itself. There's reports of people who go inside the mascot outfit but the outfit fuses with their skin, turning them into some horrific human/mascot hybrid bent on killing humanity."
What?
What?
"I finally know what I want to do with my life. You know the random staff members who are responsible for guiding the person in a mascot suit through the convention center? I want to do that. I want to be able to play around with the mascot and pet them while telling the fans that they can't touch."
June 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"I think that's a myth? Mascot suits just get really hot.
...At least until they get possessed in a haunted abandoned hotel built on cursed land and terrorize a group of girls doing a live stream. ...The fanservice in that game was pretty nice, though."
...At least until they get possessed in a haunted abandoned hotel built on cursed land and terrorize a group of girls doing a live stream. ...The fanservice in that game was pretty nice, though."
"I finally know what I want to do with my life. You know the random staff members who are responsible for guiding the person in a mascot suit through the convention center? I want to do that. I want to be able to play around with the mascot and pet them while telling the fans that they can't touch."
a girl in a teddy bear costume stands in a crowded room
ALT: a girl in a teddy bear costume stands in a crowded room
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June 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"I finally know what I want to do with my life. You know the random staff members who are responsible for guiding the person in a mascot suit through the convention center? I want to do that. I want to be able to play around with the mascot and pet them while telling the fans that they can't touch."
"Boobs."
...Well, there's Lucia's thought for the week.
...Well, there's Lucia's thought for the week.
June 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"Boobs."
...Well, there's Lucia's thought for the week.
...Well, there's Lucia's thought for the week.
"Boobs."
That's it, that's the pride month post.
That's it, that's the pride month post.
June 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"Boobs."
That's it, that's the pride month post.
That's it, that's the pride month post.
"...Shortstacks."
...So that's the result of thinking of boobs and thighs at the same time, but... Couldn't she use more words,
...So that's the result of thinking of boobs and thighs at the same time, but... Couldn't she use more words,
May 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"...Shortstacks."
...So that's the result of thinking of boobs and thighs at the same time, but... Couldn't she use more words,
...So that's the result of thinking of boobs and thighs at the same time, but... Couldn't she use more words,
...Trying to find the start of a roll of duct tape.
With malicious intent.
With malicious intent.
Squeak! SQUEAK!
"Just a reminder your writer got jealous how I weighed less than yours and made comments on my thighs over it-"
SQUEAK.
"Just a reminder your writer got jealous how I weighed less than yours and made comments on my thighs over it-"
SQUEAK.
...Shooting suction cup darts at Rika's thighs.
Not talking about them.
Not talking about them.
May 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
...Trying to find the start of a roll of duct tape.
With malicious intent.
With malicious intent.
Thinking about thighs now.
May 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Thinking about thighs now.
...Shooting suction cup darts at Rika's thighs.
Not talking about them.
Not talking about them.
"....Don't talk about my thick thighs."
May 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
...Shooting suction cup darts at Rika's thighs.
Not talking about them.
Not talking about them.
"See, now that's something I'd be okay with. I'd die happy."
It's the perfect way to die.
It's the perfect way to die.
"Last time someone had a boob hat, they broke their neck and died from the sheer weight."
Again, what is with her?
Again, what is with her?
"Not what I said at all. A boobhat or boob pillow would be nice, but I'm not into that absorption vore stuff."
May 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"See, now that's something I'd be okay with. I'd die happy."
It's the perfect way to die.
It's the perfect way to die.
...Still thinking about boobs.
May 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
...Still thinking about boobs.
"Not what I said at all. A boobhat or boob pillow would be nice, but I'm not into that absorption vore stuff."
"So you want to be absorbed into a pulsating mass. Got it."
What?
What?
"No, I'm thinking about the ones the size of my head. Maybe bigger."
...dear lord.
...dear lord.
May 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"Not what I said at all. A boobhat or boob pillow would be nice, but I'm not into that absorption vore stuff."
"No, I'm thinking about the ones the size of my head. Maybe bigger."
...dear lord.
...dear lord.
"...Flaaaat."
Says the shimp of a fox.
Says the shimp of a fox.
Just thinking about boobs.
May 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"No, I'm thinking about the ones the size of my head. Maybe bigger."
...dear lord.
...dear lord.
Just thinking about boobs.
May 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Just thinking about boobs.
"Fuck you, Chi-chan- I mean, Skyler."
Lucia's a couple of episodes into season 3 and her dislike for Skyler just keeps getting worse and worse.
Lucia's a couple of episodes into season 3 and her dislike for Skyler just keeps getting worse and worse.
May 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"Fuck you, Chi-chan- I mean, Skyler."
Lucia's a couple of episodes into season 3 and her dislike for Skyler just keeps getting worse and worse.
Lucia's a couple of episodes into season 3 and her dislike for Skyler just keeps getting worse and worse.
"...I want to date a pair of pretty sisters."
May 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"...I want to date a pair of pretty sisters."
Suddenly exists again.
Wants to kiss girls.
Wants to kiss girls.
May 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Suddenly exists again.
Wants to kiss girls.
Wants to kiss girls.
Many thoughts, head full of anime tiddy.
April 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Many thoughts, head full of anime tiddy.
Nothing to do but think about big boobs.
April 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Nothing to do but think about big boobs.
"Anime girls should have a tournament of being my girlfriend."
...how the hell would that even work?
...how the hell would that even work?
April 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
"Anime girls should have a tournament of being my girlfriend."
...how the hell would that even work?
...how the hell would that even work?
"We already have too many people worshipping sports, so no thanks. We don't need more cities trashed over sporting events."
"I mean.... I feel a Mario Kart themed religion could be fun, right? Can you imagine how it'll go?"
"...I mean, it wouldn't be so bad to just let religion die off. Better to do that than start some go kart megachurch."
April 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"We already have too many people worshipping sports, so no thanks. We don't need more cities trashed over sporting events."
"...I mean, it wouldn't be so bad to just let religion die off. Better to do that than start some go kart megachurch."
"More like no one is barely going into religion so they are desperate for new blood.
...It pays well, okay? Back when I had to carry two jobs and I still do just to make ends meet."
...It pays well, okay? Back when I had to carry two jobs and I still do just to make ends meet."
"Oh, that's even worse. They're probably going to just keep making it more and more annoying for the sake of profits and egos, like wrestling. So I'm definitely staying away."
Been a while since we gave wrestlers shit. Feels good to get back to that.
Been a while since we gave wrestlers shit. Feels good to get back to that.
April 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"...I mean, it wouldn't be so bad to just let religion die off. Better to do that than start some go kart megachurch."
"Oh, that's even worse. They're probably going to just keep making it more and more annoying for the sake of profits and egos, like wrestling. So I'm definitely staying away."
Been a while since we gave wrestlers shit. Feels good to get back to that.
Been a while since we gave wrestlers shit. Feels good to get back to that.
"....The Shrines are losing more and more followers and the Shinto committee had to find some way to get new Shrine Maidens.
Copying Mario kart was the only success we had. Not even being high payment for the job helped-"
Copying Mario kart was the only success we had. Not even being high payment for the job helped-"
"...What the fuck. ...I take it back, don't send any shrine maidens my way. I don't want to date anybody involved in stuff that's sure to turn into complete nonsense that will distract from the relationship."
April 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"Oh, that's even worse. They're probably going to just keep making it more and more annoying for the sake of profits and egos, like wrestling. So I'm definitely staying away."
Been a while since we gave wrestlers shit. Feels good to get back to that.
Been a while since we gave wrestlers shit. Feels good to get back to that.