If I put spaghetti sauce on my ramen noodles and spaghetti in my ramen then which dish is which?

Shout-out to the bartender who clocked what my club soda and grenadine was tryin to be and kept adding more and more cherries in every refill

Started to have an anxiety attack. Ate a bagel. Better now.

I love when my online commercials are in a language I don't speak. The web don't know a thing about me and that's the way it should be

Americans, it is voting time!

The Zelda franchise keeps reinventing the Twilight and making me want to play Twilight Princess again.

If you don't want to bother me are we even friends?