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We Have That Podcast At Home
@whtpah.bsky.social
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The off brand version of your favorite podcast, even has that funky fake fruit smell you can taste from outside the bag.

Join Rachel and Gamage every Thursday as they play Russian roulette with their success and try their hardest to be funny!
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I don't get Ghostbusters.
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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My sympathies if you got one of those friends who doesn't listen when you recommend something only to have them recommend it back to you like a week later. #WorstCohost #WorserBestFriend #WorsestLifeCompanion #SendGorillaShitToRachel
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Cards on the table, I enjoy the smell of my pee after asparagus.
October 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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When they say "open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur", is that a dance? Or some house sitting instructions?
October 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Look, I get it if you skip our episode on Twitches, I would too, but don't skip the music recommendation Haute & Freddy.
October 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Two and a half weeks later and we still don't have soul chimera drawings. Another broken promise from a trusted friend. #AllTheHalfMastsAreActuallyForThisSpecificSituation
September 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Look, I'm just saying that if I hit a unicorn with my car on the way to a stressful weekend trip at my billionaire boss's estate with my estranged daughter, I'd probably act like an asshat too. Also, I would 100% snort powdered unicorn horn with Will Poulter, you would be incapable of stopping me.
August 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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I'm sorry, but are people really just letting cats into their homes without checking their resume or references? Forget checking their credit score, that whole system is a scam. You have to prove how good you are at buying money more than it's worth before you can rent an apartment? Shut up.
August 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Celebrate our 100th episode with the WHTPAH meal of choice: corn dogs with Sriracha and a side of mushroom corn! #100episodes #gordonramseywho #thewitchescurse #podcastbbq
July 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Every day from this point on until Rachel can text me "I'm sorry I'm a shit social manager", she owes me a dollar.
July 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Which orifice do you think Mark Zuckerberg charges through?
I’m guessing a DC cable to the butthole.
#RachelThoughts #WHTPAH
January 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Gamage: “The pinky is now renamed ‘The Jumper’”
Me: “wut”
#GamageThoughts #WHTPAH
October 15, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Okay, would you guys buy a psychedelic mushroom that causes you to specifically hallucinate an old lady who talks you into cleaning your shower?
#mushrooms #psilocybin #magicmushrooms #oldpeople #cleanyourshower #GamageThoughts #WHTPAH
October 8, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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How many Power Ranger action figures can you fit in your mouth?
#GamageThoughts #PowerRangers #ActionFigure #WHTPAH
October 1, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Gamage and I have decided to split our time and begin a new podcast called Neandertunes - we talk about music even though we know nothing about music outside of “good tune” “bad boom”
#GamageThoughts #Neandertunes #music #podcast #WHTPAH
September 27, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Y’ALL KNOW ABOUT THESE LONG GRAPES?? WTF
#theycallme #grapes #longgrapes #cutedogtax #butter #thedog #can’tbelieveit’snotbutter #talesfromRachel #WHTPAH
In the background a large yellow dog is sitting on a wood floor looking at a hang holding a long oval shaped grape in the foreground
September 25, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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…do lesbians pee poison ants?? Asking for a friend.
#lezbehonest #lesbians #poisonants #GamageThoughts #WHTPAH
September 17, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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MUSIC WRECK HOUR
Fever - Sherwyn, Sariah Mae
#Fever #Sherwyn #SariahMae #indie #fuck #rock #musicwreck #musicrec #newtunes #WHTPAH

open.spotify.com/track/4O3KRX...
Fever
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September 12, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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MUSIC WRECK HOUR
Dagger Dragger - Castle Rat
#CastleRat #DaggerDragger #metalband #metalmusic #musicwreck #musicrec #newtunes #WHTPAH

open.spotify.com/track/3LB0bW...
Dagger Dragger
Listen to Dagger Dragger on Spotify. Song · Castle Rat · 2024
open.spotify.com
September 12, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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You ever wonder what it would be like to ride a Morgan Freeman centaur?
#WHTPAH #RachelThoughts #centaurs #MorganFreeman
September 10, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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MUSIC REC HOUR:
2. Dream of Disco - Marsheaux
#dreamofdisco #marsheaux #MusicWreck #MusicRec #music #recommendation #WHTPAH

open.spotify.com/track/6cSCrh...
Dream of a Disco
Listen to Dream of a Disco on Spotify. Song · Marsheaux · 2007
open.spotify.com
September 4, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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IT’S MUSIC REC HOUR:
1. Aftertaste - Loud Luxury ft Morgan St Jean
#aftertaste #loudluxury #morganstjean #MusicWreck #MusicRec #WHTPAH

open.spotify.com/track/4fI6RS...
Aftertaste
Listen to Aftertaste on Spotify. Song · Loud Luxury, Morgan St. Jean · 2020
open.spotify.com
September 4, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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Why don’t we have more Italian pirates? What’s up with that?
#GamageThought #WHTPAH
September 3, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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What if we make a new religion that focuses on Maple trees? Then eating waffles is like the body and blood of Christ thing.
#WHTPAH #GamageThoughts #RachelEdits #Ilikewaffles
August 27, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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What if we rebooted Batman again but this time it’s a docuseries about James Woods taking enough Valium to actually think he is Batman
#WHTPAH #GamageThoughts
August 23, 2024 at 10:02 PM