John Hooligan
@whotftookhooligan.bsky.social
the official hooligan dot bsky dot social account. ran by management.
spent some wealthslop on some fuelslop so my carslop can driveslop to my place of employslop
January 12, 2026 at 4:07 AM
spent some wealthslop on some fuelslop so my carslop can driveslop to my place of employslop
choppedworkshop dot net
December 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
choppedworkshop dot net
my goonify cracked told me my active time in the goonsesh was 3,663 hours and 27 minutes this year.
December 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
my goonify cracked told me my active time in the goonsesh was 3,663 hours and 27 minutes this year.
my ai dominant mommy girlfriend just dumped and ghosted me. anyway, here’s enemy by imagine dragons.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
my ai dominant mommy girlfriend just dumped and ghosted me. anyway, here’s enemy by imagine dragons.
hey hey hey watch this:
succ
succ
October 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
hey hey hey watch this:
succ
succ
i am craving alpha juice for alphas.
October 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
i am craving alpha juice for alphas.
underground nu metal is w eargoons ngl
October 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
underground nu metal is w eargoons ngl
my license to fuck got revoked upon finishing the album
October 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
my license to fuck got revoked upon finishing the album
sometimes text from rogue warrior by richard marcinko flashes in my eyes like i’m being shocked into telling what the numbers mean
September 30, 2025 at 8:51 AM
sometimes text from rogue warrior by richard marcinko flashes in my eyes like i’m being shocked into telling what the numbers mean
there was this one time in the 2000s i played toontown and there was this person in a headquarters that glitched through the windowed room and i accidentally typed “SHAT” with caps lock instead of “what”. i was auto-warned for that. that was the most a game made my heart sink besides thief (2014).
September 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
there was this one time in the 2000s i played toontown and there was this person in a headquarters that glitched through the windowed room and i accidentally typed “SHAT” with caps lock instead of “what”. i was auto-warned for that. that was the most a game made my heart sink besides thief (2014).
ethical gooning used to be an easier task back when the first overwatch came out
September 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
ethical gooning used to be an easier task back when the first overwatch came out
that bike cuck better be glad to know i am happier than he is.
September 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
that bike cuck better be glad to know i am happier than he is.
i am happy to have known you. rest easy.
September 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
i am happy to have known you. rest easy.
spilled my alpha juice
September 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
spilled my alpha juice
rizzing up the gyattling gun at speeds incomprehensible to labubukind
August 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
rizzing up the gyattling gun at speeds incomprehensible to labubukind
have you ever played thief (2014) with your life on the line?
August 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
have you ever played thief (2014) with your life on the line?
failing a training sesh at 5%? bruh.
August 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
failing a training sesh at 5%? bruh.
i fired my beer fetcher 9000 for telling me alcohol is tearing the family apart.
August 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
i fired my beer fetcher 9000 for telling me alcohol is tearing the family apart.
i can’t go on to the horsegirl game today sorry
July 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
i can’t go on to the horsegirl game today sorry
i extended it to pride year gang
June 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i extended it to pride year gang
okay i need to break something to you, viewer. i like womens. i am not the sigma male you wish i was. i’m sorry🥀🥀
May 31, 2025 at 8:17 AM
okay i need to break something to you, viewer. i like womens. i am not the sigma male you wish i was. i’m sorry🥀🥀
the grapefruit technique send tweet
May 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the grapefruit technique send tweet
how fast must i walk
May 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
how fast must i walk