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whorebart.bsky.social
Hobart (but after dark)
@whorebart.bsky.social
18 followers 6 following 24 posts
23, pan, single, pretty good lookin’ deer type of guy

This is the adult account for @hobart.bsky.social. I use this account to follow those who post pornography. I’ll also probably throw some nudes here.

Be 18 or be perish.

pfp by @zoobis.bsky.social
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whorebart.bsky.social
the next evolution of jock straps
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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therazzdazzler11.bsky.social
Pooltoy dick :3 for @whorebart.bsky.social

REUPLOADED BECAUSE I AM STUPID :3

#furry #pooltoy #pooltoyfurry
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
whorebart.bsky.social
you guys actually get to see them
June 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
whorebart.bsky.social
blow job

art by @adcaptaincronus.bsky.social
Hobart, a red buck, perched up onto a very large pool toy of Conrad, a crow. Hobart is sitting on Conrad’s tummy, inflating Conrad’s cock by mouth.
May 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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hobart.bsky.social
when i told conrad to blow me, this isn't what i had in mind at all!

art by the honorable @adcaptaincronus.bsky.social
April 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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hobart.bsky.social
Unfortunately for Hobart, the staff at the Lizard Pit aren't unionized.

This means he can be stuffed in a pooltoy suit of Aryn, the owner, for 16 hours, for "advertising," as a job requirement!

art by my raccoon best friend @zoobis.bsky.social
Hobart, a red whitetail deer with a mullet and antler growth problems, is stuffed inside of an inflatable suit of Aryn, a dark red-purple lizardfolk with a huge tail and distinctive tattoos on her arms. He's right on the line between enjoying it a ton and being distressed, because he needs assistance to get out. He is standing in front of the Lizard Pit, a bar and grill Aryn owns and operates, on a cobblestone street in the town of Waterdeep, in the hopes the spectacle will draw people in for a cold beer and a hamburger. It is left to the reader to determine how successful this truly is.
April 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
whorebart.bsky.social
what if we fucked in the death valley national park restroom
April 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
whorebart.bsky.social
do you guys ever fear buying so much of one type of fetish porn from someone that you end up typecasting them
April 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
whorebart.bsky.social
life is too short not to make dad jokes in the sex groupchats
March 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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hobart.bsky.social
i shouldn't have trusted nonunion scabs to help me keep @zoobis.bsky.social near the ground!

art by @adcaptaincronus.bsky.social
Hobart, a handsome, somewhat thin red deer with a mullet, being carried away by a giant balloon of Zeph, a violently lesbian raccoon. They are connected with a purple cord around their waists. Hobart's expression is of raw fear and he's very scared, as his limbs hang their uselessly. Zeph, being a balloon, is stuck in a fixed position, with a smile on their face, and their otherwise pointy hair reduced to a bunch of puffs.
March 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
whorebart.bsky.social
ok it's 44 and freezing rain in madison tomorrow, do i actually do this just to give myself something to do
whorebart.bsky.social Hobart (but after dark) @whorebart.bsky.social · Mar 4
do you ever get the urge to violate a mcchicken
March 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
whorebart.bsky.social
i went to the five nightclub in madison tonight and had a PBR

i truly lived in the patrick swayze PBR disco ad

youtu.be/DDZP31NZGoM?...
March 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
whorebart.bsky.social
apparently it's not normal to cum into used grocery bags so you don't have to clean up after yourself as much
March 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
whorebart.bsky.social
i gave @horseplaytoys.bsky.social more money

lowkey i may not be large enough to properly fill the hole but the novelty value is high enough for me
reindeer pooltoy “lewd flausi” from the horseplay toys website, propped up on my bed a strategically placed hole (SPH) i can put my penis in
March 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
whorebart.bsky.social
i did some stupid shit last week and the results came in the mail

i think i’ll name her marcy

also she was put out by @horseplaytoys.bsky.social

there will be more content tomorrow with someone else
horseplay cougar; effectively a feral cougar on its back with all of their limbs and tail pointing straight up, with a face tilted slightly upwards with prominent bedroom eyes same pool toy as other image but flat from original packaging
March 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
whorebart.bsky.social
i am going to be bread tomorrow

don’t you hate puns that don’t work in text?
two pans of frozen bread dough thawing in the icebox
March 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
whorebart.bsky.social
do you ever accidentally forget to move your stuff back to where it was after you vacuum?
March 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
whorebart.bsky.social
this keeps getting stuck in my head whenever i jerk off

youtu.be/Ygt0m2_sHgE?...
University of Michigan Fight Song- "The Victors"
YouTube video by Hydra
youtu.be
March 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
whorebart.bsky.social
i slept with my body pillow naked so i would be forced to clean it in the morning

this didn’t work at all
my dick rubbing up against a body pillow of one of my D&D scalies
March 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
whorebart.bsky.social
sometimes i wonder if my telegram messages read too much like those on microsoft teams, making it difficult for me to potentially hook up with people
March 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
whorebart.bsky.social
presenting the only nude photograph anyone has taken with a Getzen Frumpet
March 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
whorebart.bsky.social
do you ever get the urge to violate a mcchicken
March 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
whorebart.bsky.social
honestly my favorite way to refer to having someone else mastrubate me is still “handjob”

it just sounds so blunt and so literal that it gives me a good laugh
March 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM