Stiles.
@whocriedwolf.bsky.social
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Life’s a supernatural teen drama and he's losing the plot.
Life’s a supernatural teen drama and he's losing the plot.
Wait, wait, wait! You’re telling me people here haven’t seen Star Wars? That’s… that’s a crime. Like, an actual moral failure. I mean, how do you live in a world of supernatural chaos and not appreciate the original chosen one story?
I like a man who has strong opinions. Some people here haven’t even seen Star Wars. Like Star Wars. Lord of the rings. All the good stuff. Like we live in fantasy why not be apart of it? Well… she is a twin. It’s- you’d have to meet her.
Good media? Oh, buddy, we’re about to be best friends. I can identify the good stuff and the weird stuff. And yes, I have opinions. Strong, unsolicited opinions.
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Wait, wait, wait! You’re telling me people here haven’t seen Star Wars? That’s… that’s a crime. Like, an actual moral failure. I mean, how do you live in a world of supernatural chaos and not appreciate the original chosen one story?
Uh—okay, wow. Regina George and The Shining? That’s… specific. And terrifying. Got it. Run. Noted. Mental note… run. Definitely run. And I’m Stiles. Stiles Stilinski. Nice to meet you.
It does in my book. But not everyone here. If you see a girl that looks like the shining and Regina George, run. Especially if you can identify good media like you like you can. I’m Landon. And you are?
Super powery, huh? Yeah… no lightning bolts, no telekinesis… just… extreme sarcasm, borderline neurotic alertness, and an impressive ability to trip over my own feet while saving people. That counts, right?
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Uh—okay, wow. Regina George and The Shining? That’s… specific. And terrifying. Got it. Run. Noted. Mental note… run. Definitely run. And I’m Stiles. Stiles Stilinski. Nice to meet you.
Super powery, huh? Yeah… no lightning bolts, no telekinesis… just… extreme sarcasm, borderline neurotic alertness, and an impressive ability to trip over my own feet while saving people. That counts, right?
You do have the eyes of that. But you don’t seem all…. Super powery. Which is nice.
Unfortunately, trauma has me on speed dial already.
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Super powery, huh? Yeah… no lightning bolts, no telekinesis… just… extreme sarcasm, borderline neurotic alertness, and an impressive ability to trip over my own feet while saving people. That counts, right?
Unfortunately, trauma has me on speed dial already.
Well cling on to that win because as happy as I choose to be- this place isn’t traumas favorite but it’s got it on speed dial for sure
Nah, I feel a nice breeze every now and then.
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Unfortunately, trauma has me on speed dial already.
Nah, I feel a nice breeze every now and then.
Nah. I have been called hobbit and all kinds of funny things since I’ve existed. Especially here. You took your own narrative. And it’s probably not hot…. Not in the like…I meant hair makes you hot sometimes… sorry
Are you being sarcastic?
November 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Nah, I feel a nice breeze every now and then.
Are you being sarcastic?
@whocriedwolf.bsky.social I like the haircut
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Are you being sarcastic?
A pretty girl who asked me to surf.
I do not possess the coordination for that otherwise I would!
I do not possess the coordination for that otherwise I would!
Do you know what I am stiles?
No! No!!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A pretty girl who asked me to surf.
I do not possess the coordination for that otherwise I would!
I do not possess the coordination for that otherwise I would!
No! No!!!
…. Is this your way of threat!ning me?
I'm planning on going into the FBI actually
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
No! No!!!
I'm planning on going into the FBI actually
You could work at the surf shop with me? Unless you want to be twitchy and sad man standing all by yourself
Jokes on you, I'm unemployed.
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I'm planning on going into the FBI actually
yeah, we’ve got that unspoken bond, the ‘i’ve survived on sarcasm and anxiety since birth’ kind of energy.
I am one of you. Why wouldn’t I know?
wow, okay, that’s… freakishly accurate. you been spying on me or just have a sixth sense for emotionally disheveled brunettes?
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
yeah, we’ve got that unspoken bond, the ‘i’ve survived on sarcasm and anxiety since birth’ kind of energy.
wow, okay, that’s… freakishly accurate. you been spying on me or just have a sixth sense for emotionally disheveled brunettes?
Awkward brunette with sarcasm and puppy eyes and like really really really really lost puppies
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
wow, okay, that’s… freakishly accurate. you been spying on me or just have a sixth sense for emotionally disheveled brunettes?
Jokes on you, I'm unemployed.
Sure, buddy. Sure. Don’t quit your day job
You said she, as in you.
November 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Jokes on you, I'm unemployed.
You said she, as in you.
Do you think the you wasn’t you?
November 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You said she, as in you.
WHY ARE YOU?
Why are you speaking of yourself in the third person?
November 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
WHY ARE YOU?
That's just who he is!!!!!
Literally offered to surf with you and you looked like you were gonna chew your own fingernails off
????
Me????
Me????
November 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That's just who he is!!!!!
????
Me????
Me????
Well the one I know hates me. So…
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Me????
Me????
Reposted by Stiles.
mdni account with several aus
based on revenge's Charlotte Grayson
multiship with chemistry
based on revenge's Charlotte Grayson
multiship with chemistry
September 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
mdni account with several aus
based on revenge's Charlotte Grayson
multiship with chemistry
based on revenge's Charlotte Grayson
multiship with chemistry
No no no..
I'm.. no.
I'm.. no.
Sup? You want to go surfing or gape at the air?
That... is.. fairly accurate actually.
November 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
No no no..
I'm.. no.
I'm.. no.
That... is.. fairly accurate actually.
@whocriedwolf.bsky.social you seem like the human version of a browser with 87 tabs open and one of them’s playing music
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
That... is.. fairly accurate actually.
Reposted by Stiles.
Adult mun- werewolf oc
- mdni- selective ships
Written by Danny
- mdni- selective ships
Written by Danny
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Adult mun- werewolf oc
- mdni- selective ships
Written by Danny
- mdni- selective ships
Written by Danny
𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙎 𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙆𝙄
Life’s a supernatural teen drama and he's losing the plot.
Life’s a supernatural teen drama and he's losing the plot.
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙎 𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙆𝙄
Life’s a supernatural teen drama and he's losing the plot.
Life’s a supernatural teen drama and he's losing the plot.
the bad news is i got the crap kicked out of me. the good news is i kind of liked it.
November 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
the bad news is i got the crap kicked out of me. the good news is i kind of liked it.