Conrad Whittler
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Conrad Whittler
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Whittler of worlds. 🪐

Currently querying a weird horror story about sisters who go missing in the woods, set on a remote Scottish peninsula. It is loosely based on the plot of an ancient folktale.
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I almost always #write stories that are narrated by a character within the story. Usually framed as them telling the story for a reason. Inspired by the kinds of books I enjoy reading. 💙📚

Does anyone else do this? Does anybody else also like #reading these kinds of books?
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Back on the editing train for a time. It's not as fun as the writing train, it's slower, and there are more stops. But hey, at the end is a properly finished book. 💙📚

#writingcommunity
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
My last book was a supernatural horror story about missing children and occult ritual. My next book is about a cat that attends a writing group on Wednesdays. If I were published, then my readers would be in for some whiplash.

#writingcommunity
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Sometimes I write using the Word app on my mobile phone like some kind of #writing freak. Not just notes, actual manuscript sentences. It doesn't feel right but sometimes it needs to be done. 📚💙
November 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I write at least one line every day like the good little world whittler that I am.

#writingcommunity
October 31, 2025 at 10:16 AM
#Writing while tired, these are either the best sentences I've ever strung together or absolute mince that I'll cringe when I read tomorrow. No inbetween.
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I aspire to be a reclusive writer.
October 31, 2025 at 6:43 AM
When WW3 eventually happens, NZ isn't going to be safe because it's isolated. It's going to be safe because the POS AI that launched the nukes will have scraped it's map from a reddit post.
October 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Sometimes I think about trad publishing my book, and sometimes I think about self-pub. But other times I think about giving it away some place that only book freaks will find it. 📚💙

I don't know, but here's what the anarchy version's cover would be, made by me on MS paint.

#writingcommunity
October 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Sorry Jesus I can't be raptured just yet I have a couple more manuscripts to nut out.

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September 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I hate spreadsheets and yet I owe all I have to them.
September 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I have recieved my first query response. A very nice rejection. I am not disheartened at all, it's neither unexpected nor unwelcome and feels like a right of passage more than anything else.

#writingcommunity
#amquerying
September 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
While I #amquerying one completed manuscript I have revisited an old story that I started many years ago but which life got in the way of me finishing.

It needs a little TLC but I'm surprised how good it is. Think I've found my next project.

#writingcommunity
September 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
People who use AI to write, or generate bookcovers, or post AI generated images to promote their book, are nothing but slop peddlers.

#fuckai
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September 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
No day without a line.
Nulla dies sine linea.

I heard it first from Emile Zola but I don't think it originated there. Wherever it comes from, it is great #writing advice.

#writingcommunity
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Picked up a couple of great books the other day. 💙📚
September 10, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Go on, be the 400th person to follow a random aspiring novelist on the internet. #writingcommunity #horror #books
September 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Someone should start a #ScottishWriters starterpack, or #starterpacks for people who #write about Scottish folklore/fairytales, because it feels like there's a lot of us on here (and I don't have the skill or following to do it myself). 📚💙

#writingcommunity
September 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I went and tried #Twitch for the first time this week (as a viewer, not a streamer). There's a really friendly community of #writers there who stream themselves #writing, which is an inspiring display of confidence.

Sometimes I draw the curtains so the birds can't see me type.
August 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I have 14 days to finish #editing the 3rd draft of my novel about three sisters who go missing in the woods, one by one. A modern retelling of an ancient folktale, it is set in a remote peninsula of Scotland. It's a book for people who want their occult horror with a touch of literary influence. 📚💙
August 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I missed a personal #writing deadline, to be done with an edit by the end of July. I am hereby amending that deadline to the end of August. This is my final written warning to myself. Fail to comply and we will have to prohibit beer consumption.
August 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I don't know what a b-plot is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

#booksky #writingcommunity
July 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
#editing is a bastard of a job. I miss putting words on the page wthout a care in the world.
July 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I kind of hate social media, he posted.
February 12, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Looking for alternatives to Word and OneDrive. Sick of this CoPilot pish. Any good open-source / DIY options out there?
February 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM