You know how as a parent, you want to teach your kids the things you wish your parents have taught you.

Elder millennials learned to discern the truth on the internet and to always use a primary source.

This is not a post about millennials.

Let your yes be yes and your no vote be an invitation to flee the scene of a glorious crime of passion.

I’m learning that whole generations of people weren’t taught about context clues. You know, if it looks like an apple and tastes like an apple, it’s an apple. Or like, if it talks like a fascist and salutes like a fascist/Nazi…probably, please hold, a fascist.