Whitney Branan
whitneybranan.bsky.social
Whitney Branan
@whitneybranan.bsky.social
True crime for your podcast: I just murdered the dance floor 🌈 she/her 🌟 director/choreographer
I really didn’t expect my midlife crisis to get hijacked by a bunch of loser men with insecurity complexes. This should have been my time to get weird, and these gross dudes are making me put my grand spiral on hold to fight facism? F this.
February 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
1/🌸🌸🌸Girliezzzz- the government has removed pages from the CDC website that helps your doctors safely prescribe birth control. The HoTtEsT WinTeR FashIOn accessory is DEFINITELY the middle finger to all your relatives
February 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
2025 aesthetics post!!! 💓💞💖🌺💘💝
1/For no particular reason at all: Plan B and similar alternates are still available online and in stores here in the 901. They have a shelf life (usually) of around 4 years. You know who can purchase these? Anyone! Save them for a friend’s rainy day ☔️👯‍♀️
January 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Reposted by Whitney Branan
Just a reminder, apropos of nothing going on today, that you can mute words here on bluesky and set timeframes for when they will be unmuted. 💙
January 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM