No one will miss us when we're all gone
January 14, 2024 at 5:04 AM
No one will miss us when we're all gone
Spit on me to put out the fire
January 10, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Spit on me to put out the fire
I remember before everyone was sick, dying, or dead. That made Christmas time so much fun.
January 9, 2024 at 2:14 AM
I remember before everyone was sick, dying, or dead. That made Christmas time so much fun.
The all new: Limited Time: McVore Value Meal
(only available after midnight)
(only available after midnight)
January 8, 2024 at 6:25 AM
The all new: Limited Time: McVore Value Meal
(only available after midnight)
(only available after midnight)
JFK was the original Fuck boy
January 7, 2024 at 4:37 AM
JFK was the original Fuck boy
I'm autistic. Tell me I'm not.
January 6, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I'm autistic. Tell me I'm not.
2024, but Santa dies on his way home
January 1, 2024 at 9:47 PM
2024, but Santa dies on his way home
Can't wait for season 60 of America Inc. this November!
January 1, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Can't wait for season 60 of America Inc. this November!
Happy New Year! Don't die dumb and drunk!
January 1, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Happy New Year! Don't die dumb and drunk!
Pissing in the shower is just by design
December 30, 2023 at 8:44 PM
Pissing in the shower is just by design
Why not make your food taste like someone washed their hands with it?
December 29, 2023 at 8:00 PM
Why not make your food taste like someone washed their hands with it?
Politicians make me want to die
December 29, 2023 at 1:54 PM
Politicians make me want to die
Humans only like other humans around to fuck and kill themselves
December 29, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Humans only like other humans around to fuck and kill themselves