claire
@whitecrayon.bsky.social
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claire
@whitecrayon.bsky.social
· Mar 14
if I was punctuation I’d be an exclamation point
rings are so pretty!! it’s such a bummer I only have 10 fingers, I need 100 rings
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
rings are so pretty!! it’s such a bummer I only have 10 fingers, I need 100 rings
got food poisoning last night and unfortunately that’s the exact thing I would wish on my worst enemy
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
got food poisoning last night and unfortunately that’s the exact thing I would wish on my worst enemy
I love an elaborate nickname with such a complicated backstory that no one could ever really guess the origin
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love an elaborate nickname with such a complicated backstory that no one could ever really guess the origin
not good at regular trivia but if you put me in a Chili’s suddenly I’m a trivia wizard
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
not good at regular trivia but if you put me in a Chili’s suddenly I’m a trivia wizard
BOOOOOO. Chili’s discontinued their white queso. BOOOOOOO
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
BOOOOOO. Chili’s discontinued their white queso. BOOOOOOO
shout out to the earth’s crust yknow??
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
shout out to the earth’s crust yknow??
saying “wow thanks for taking us on a tour!!!” when they take a wrong turn
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
saying “wow thanks for taking us on a tour!!!” when they take a wrong turn
this app must not know me
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
this app must not know me
the way my cat rubs on my leg immediately after I lint roll my pants ?? he has to be on such a high after that
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
the way my cat rubs on my leg immediately after I lint roll my pants ?? he has to be on such a high after that
walked out to the car, when I got in they were all barking … I like that shit 😎
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
walked out to the car, when I got in they were all barking … I like that shit 😎
unfocusing my eyes in a very specific way before I fall asleep
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 AM
unfocusing my eyes in a very specific way before I fall asleep
walkin in a crop top, hair brushing my lower back
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
walkin in a crop top, hair brushing my lower back
dude from high school just added my tiktok to his favorites but didn’t even throw me a like, does anyone have molotov cocktail equipment?
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
dude from high school just added my tiktok to his favorites but didn’t even throw me a like, does anyone have molotov cocktail equipment?
my job and I are in a race to see who kills me first
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
my job and I are in a race to see who kills me first
sad lil bitch I be twerkin and cryin
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
sad lil bitch I be twerkin and cryin
brains can be so disappointing
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
brains can be so disappointing
when someone says “unpopular opinion” and then shares an incredibly popular opinion I get the urge to start swingin
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
when someone says “unpopular opinion” and then shares an incredibly popular opinion I get the urge to start swingin
just cuddled up into my warm bed and moaned a lil bit
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
just cuddled up into my warm bed and moaned a lil bit
scheduling emails to send at hyperspecific times so it’s less suspicious of a scheduled send 👩🏼🔬🧠👩🏼💻
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
scheduling emails to send at hyperspecific times so it’s less suspicious of a scheduled send 👩🏼🔬🧠👩🏼💻
I’ve had a bruise on my upper thigh for 2 weeks now and it’s really affecting my ass pics
November 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I’ve had a bruise on my upper thigh for 2 weeks now and it’s really affecting my ass pics
endless cycle of finding a halfway done chore in the middle of my chore, ditching my current chore to finish the last chore, therefore creating another halfway done chore that I will find later
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
endless cycle of finding a halfway done chore in the middle of my chore, ditching my current chore to finish the last chore, therefore creating another halfway done chore that I will find later
if there’s one place I’m gonna put the cart, it’s in front of the horse
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 AM
if there’s one place I’m gonna put the cart, it’s in front of the horse
I don’t know how to say this in a way that’s not cringe but I would engage in some LARPing
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I don’t know how to say this in a way that’s not cringe but I would engage in some LARPing
every few years someone convinces me to redownload trivia crack and I fall for it every time!!
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
every few years someone convinces me to redownload trivia crack and I fall for it every time!!
just found out my grandparents rate their burps on a scale from 0-Claire so that’s fun
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
just found out my grandparents rate their burps on a scale from 0-Claire so that’s fun