claire
@whitecrayon.bsky.social
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2024’s top 0.001% of megan thee stallion listeners
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claire
@whitecrayon.bsky.social
· Mar 14
if I was punctuation I’d be an exclamation point
thought mans was tall, looked down? cowboy boots
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 AM
thought mans was tall, looked down? cowboy boots
asked my friend if my hair looked fine and they said “no, it looks amazing. never talk shit on yourself like that again” … and I needed that
January 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
asked my friend if my hair looked fine and they said “no, it looks amazing. never talk shit on yourself like that again” … and I needed that
insisting that submarines have solar panels on top and that’s how they run until my friend fully crashes out. I’m getting pretty close, stay tuned
January 17, 2026 at 7:46 PM
insisting that submarines have solar panels on top and that’s how they run until my friend fully crashes out. I’m getting pretty close, stay tuned
frowning and shaking my head at the nuclear science museum so they know I don’t like bombs
January 17, 2026 at 7:13 PM
frowning and shaking my head at the nuclear science museum so they know I don’t like bombs
jumped up too fast to shake ass, lost my vision a lil
January 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
jumped up too fast to shake ass, lost my vision a lil
just let out a genuine intimate moan as I settled into my bed
January 17, 2026 at 10:40 AM
just let out a genuine intimate moan as I settled into my bed
getting home from the bar like “I hope I have all my inventory items”
January 17, 2026 at 10:18 AM
getting home from the bar like “I hope I have all my inventory items”
adding a nail file to my personal inventory hotbar simultaneously my best and worst idea
January 17, 2026 at 8:42 AM
adding a nail file to my personal inventory hotbar simultaneously my best and worst idea
evacuate the dance floor as the last song of the night?? oh yeah
January 17, 2026 at 8:41 AM
evacuate the dance floor as the last song of the night?? oh yeah
“if we lead the charge of not giving a fuck everyone else will follow”
January 17, 2026 at 3:18 AM
“if we lead the charge of not giving a fuck everyone else will follow”
and just because I’m always late doesn’t mean I’m not also very anxious about it okay!!!
January 17, 2026 at 2:08 AM
and just because I’m always late doesn’t mean I’m not also very anxious about it okay!!!
was gonna change my bio from “2024’s top 0.001% of megan thee stallion listeners” to “2025’s top 0.003% of megan thee stallion listeners” but that .002% loss hurts a little
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 AM
was gonna change my bio from “2024’s top 0.001% of megan thee stallion listeners” to “2025’s top 0.003% of megan thee stallion listeners” but that .002% loss hurts a little
just remembered the dream I had last night where I kept putting on sunscreen and then immediately wiping it off and then I got sunburned
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 AM
just remembered the dream I had last night where I kept putting on sunscreen and then immediately wiping it off and then I got sunburned
men who unfollow u out of spite are sooo boring
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 AM
men who unfollow u out of spite are sooo boring
just saw a culligan ad…. is water a limited resource?
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
just saw a culligan ad…. is water a limited resource?
can’t say I’m a huge harry styles fan but the title of his new album being “kiss all the time. disco, occasionally” is so good I might have to tune in
January 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
can’t say I’m a huge harry styles fan but the title of his new album being “kiss all the time. disco, occasionally” is so good I might have to tune in
my cat jumped off my lap and I said “okay I love you!!” as they ran away
January 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
my cat jumped off my lap and I said “okay I love you!!” as they ran away
half of my brain is despair from the fascist US government and the other half is joy from heated rivalry and the cast interviews
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 AM
half of my brain is despair from the fascist US government and the other half is joy from heated rivalry and the cast interviews
no one cares, everything is made up. reply to my message in the gc or ill reply to myself
January 15, 2026 at 2:54 AM
no one cares, everything is made up. reply to my message in the gc or ill reply to myself
dumpster lids look like they were melted off and I’m debating how concerned i should be but the vibe is that it’s maybe not my business
January 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
dumpster lids look like they were melted off and I’m debating how concerned i should be but the vibe is that it’s maybe not my business
every once in a while I am very tragically reminded that my apartment walls are not thick enough for the shenanigans I got going on in there
January 14, 2026 at 5:38 PM
every once in a while I am very tragically reminded that my apartment walls are not thick enough for the shenanigans I got going on in there
and I know my ass hasn’t changed in size but I lifted heavy so it FEELS bigger
January 14, 2026 at 4:42 AM
and I know my ass hasn’t changed in size but I lifted heavy so it FEELS bigger
taking their two plates off and putting my little 10s on is good for my ego actually
January 13, 2026 at 12:57 AM
taking their two plates off and putting my little 10s on is good for my ego actually
do you guys have songs that aren’t inherently sad but make you feel like crying anyway or is that just me
January 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
do you guys have songs that aren’t inherently sad but make you feel like crying anyway or is that just me