Whitaker
whitaker.bsky.social
Whitaker
@whitaker.bsky.social
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Good morning to another website that has never seen a Notre Dame national title in football
January 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Rapinoe managing to go down as an all-time "you should have retired last time" example. She shouldn't have been subbed in; she shouldn't have been on the bench; she shouldn't have been called up, just pure ego with nothing left to back it up.

Extremely related, Vlatko must go.
August 6, 2023 at 3:38 PM
The inevitability of being forced to learn about the next Musk fuck up against my will is another mark against existence
July 31, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Van de Donk got a Van de Bonk
July 27, 2023 at 3:04 AM
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Incredibly honored to post the very first Animated GIF on Bluesky:
July 26, 2023 at 8:42 PM
Just watched Barbie, can't wait for the sequel; Barbie 2: Tax Kenvasion
July 25, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Goofy boi
July 24, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Elon ruining Twitter further during the women's world cup is a form of patriarchy
July 24, 2023 at 4:40 PM
July 9, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Finished Iron Danger and I've never felt so fouled from a narrative standpoint in my life in games. Sequel-baiting as an indie title is evil stuff, I wont recover anytime soon.
July 7, 2023 at 5:12 PM
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July 5, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Threads just looks depressing, nothing about its UI is enticing. Its logo is rather shit too.
July 6, 2023 at 6:16 PM
July 5, 2023 at 12:32 AM
We need the main characters on here. For a laugh.
July 2, 2023 at 10:22 PM
Twitter is down and you're laughing, all those NSFW artists' livelihoods are down and you're laughing?
July 2, 2023 at 4:37 AM
I kinda miss those weird sports people that just use an athlete as their profile picture and get in pointless arguments all day.

In like a "I miss the chimpanzee at the zoo who flings it shit at the other chimps" kind of way; not in a "I want to talk to them" kind of way.
July 2, 2023 at 1:26 AM
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July 1, 2023 at 9:35 PM
I know next to nothing about NHL Hockey but I do know Mike Babcock so I will be unreasonably toxic online about my boy
July 1, 2023 at 5:37 PM
Tonight, everyone's favorite CONCACAF nation, The State of Qatar, plays in the Gold Cup. It's so nice of them to add some geographic diversity to this competition!
June 29, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Woodrow Wilson is a punk bitch, never forget 😤
June 28, 2023 at 8:37 PM
Tempted to invite an English person here just to cause issues
June 23, 2023 at 2:10 AM
My kitty is patient
June 22, 2023 at 9:01 PM
Whoever came up with skeeting is going in the next titanic submarine so help me god
June 22, 2023 at 3:06 AM
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June 21, 2023 at 11:26 PM