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Nullius In Verba.
Some people say I am a dreamer,
mostly I blame AUHD.
Sommelier, Teacher, RetailWageDrone Neuro-NotEvenCloseToTypical.
ProHuman, ProUBI,
Pronouns: Flexible
Some people say I am a dreamer,
mostly I blame AUHD.
Sommelier, Teacher, RetailWageDrone Neuro-NotEvenCloseToTypical.
ProHuman, ProUBI,
Pronouns: Flexible
Dear apple weather app.
About your weather data for today.
I have notes…
Mainly about the 0 mm snow you recorded.
Lies, and bad lies at that.
About your weather data for today.
I have notes…
Mainly about the 0 mm snow you recorded.
Lies, and bad lies at that.
January 27, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Dear apple weather app.
About your weather data for today.
I have notes…
Mainly about the 0 mm snow you recorded.
Lies, and bad lies at that.
About your weather data for today.
I have notes…
Mainly about the 0 mm snow you recorded.
Lies, and bad lies at that.
Chili presentation talking about wine regions being curtailed because of water pressure due to climate change.
Really good questions.
Really good questions.
January 27, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Chili presentation talking about wine regions being curtailed because of water pressure due to climate change.
Really good questions.
Really good questions.
Embrace the madness.
January 27, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Embrace the madness.
The fact that politicians are allowed to trade stocks floors me in real time every time.
You can’t insider trade but sure you can react to policy you haven’t released yet?
You can’t insider trade but sure you can react to policy you haven’t released yet?
January 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
The fact that politicians are allowed to trade stocks floors me in real time every time.
You can’t insider trade but sure you can react to policy you haven’t released yet?
You can’t insider trade but sure you can react to policy you haven’t released yet?
I recognize the very real struggle of people out there.
Sometimes I think I have gotten to stuck in my head since realizing it isn’t wired at all normal.
The problem is Inside, outside upside down.
Anyhow, Here’s hoping we all find the happiness and centre we need.
Sometimes I think I have gotten to stuck in my head since realizing it isn’t wired at all normal.
The problem is Inside, outside upside down.
Anyhow, Here’s hoping we all find the happiness and centre we need.
January 25, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I recognize the very real struggle of people out there.
Sometimes I think I have gotten to stuck in my head since realizing it isn’t wired at all normal.
The problem is Inside, outside upside down.
Anyhow, Here’s hoping we all find the happiness and centre we need.
Sometimes I think I have gotten to stuck in my head since realizing it isn’t wired at all normal.
The problem is Inside, outside upside down.
Anyhow, Here’s hoping we all find the happiness and centre we need.
Still having a fun time of it hours later, loads of sleep noise cancelling headphones and pinwheeling states of brain.
Plus side, the sleepy dog and bad anime help.
Plus side, the sleepy dog and bad anime help.
January 25, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Still having a fun time of it hours later, loads of sleep noise cancelling headphones and pinwheeling states of brain.
Plus side, the sleepy dog and bad anime help.
Plus side, the sleepy dog and bad anime help.
My brain was an absolute peach today. The AU was set to HD
I struggle to articulate what a mess that is at work.
Everything dialled to bright loud and smelly all at once while my brain shuts into low gear.
I am lucky I have sick leave I can use to deal with this. I feel for those who don’t.
I struggle to articulate what a mess that is at work.
Everything dialled to bright loud and smelly all at once while my brain shuts into low gear.
I am lucky I have sick leave I can use to deal with this. I feel for those who don’t.
January 25, 2026 at 1:11 AM
My brain was an absolute peach today. The AU was set to HD
I struggle to articulate what a mess that is at work.
Everything dialled to bright loud and smelly all at once while my brain shuts into low gear.
I am lucky I have sick leave I can use to deal with this. I feel for those who don’t.
I struggle to articulate what a mess that is at work.
Everything dialled to bright loud and smelly all at once while my brain shuts into low gear.
I am lucky I have sick leave I can use to deal with this. I feel for those who don’t.
-29c
Well, at least it isn’t windy.
Well, at least it isn’t windy.
January 24, 2026 at 2:26 PM
-29c
Well, at least it isn’t windy.
Well, at least it isn’t windy.
This octopus is giving romantic portrait energy.
January 24, 2026 at 12:07 AM
This octopus is giving romantic portrait energy.
Hoopage
Party of you.
Party of you.
January 23, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Hoopage
Party of you.
Party of you.
That moment when your boss’s habit screw the team
Over yet again.
Over yet again.
January 23, 2026 at 2:14 PM
That moment when your boss’s habit screw the team
Over yet again.
Over yet again.
On some days,
I know it is my words that give me away. I have a habit of speaking in a way that leaves people feeling lost in translation.
The best thing in the world, someone who gets it anyways. It’s like finding a lost member of your cultural diaspora.
I know it is my words that give me away. I have a habit of speaking in a way that leaves people feeling lost in translation.
The best thing in the world, someone who gets it anyways. It’s like finding a lost member of your cultural diaspora.
January 22, 2026 at 4:36 PM
On some days,
I know it is my words that give me away. I have a habit of speaking in a way that leaves people feeling lost in translation.
The best thing in the world, someone who gets it anyways. It’s like finding a lost member of your cultural diaspora.
I know it is my words that give me away. I have a habit of speaking in a way that leaves people feeling lost in translation.
The best thing in the world, someone who gets it anyways. It’s like finding a lost member of your cultural diaspora.
Mirror mirror
on the floor
Reflect my smile
And nothing more
let me vanish
Like a cat
Cheshire tortoise
I do not care,
I just want no one to see me there.
on the floor
Reflect my smile
And nothing more
let me vanish
Like a cat
Cheshire tortoise
I do not care,
I just want no one to see me there.
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Mirror mirror
on the floor
Reflect my smile
And nothing more
let me vanish
Like a cat
Cheshire tortoise
I do not care,
I just want no one to see me there.
on the floor
Reflect my smile
And nothing more
let me vanish
Like a cat
Cheshire tortoise
I do not care,
I just want no one to see me there.
Dear China,
Send me an electric vehicle please.
I don’t care if it spies on me like Elon, I just want to annoy Doug Ford a whole bunch.
I will even sign up to post on tiktok if that helps.
Send me an electric vehicle please.
I don’t care if it spies on me like Elon, I just want to annoy Doug Ford a whole bunch.
I will even sign up to post on tiktok if that helps.
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Dear China,
Send me an electric vehicle please.
I don’t care if it spies on me like Elon, I just want to annoy Doug Ford a whole bunch.
I will even sign up to post on tiktok if that helps.
Send me an electric vehicle please.
I don’t care if it spies on me like Elon, I just want to annoy Doug Ford a whole bunch.
I will even sign up to post on tiktok if that helps.
Ah the joy of migraines at work.
January 21, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Ah the joy of migraines at work.
That horrible moment when you consider using a pc based server to heat your terrarium for carnivorous plants…
Because your brain is just like that.
Because your brain is just like that.
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
That horrible moment when you consider using a pc based server to heat your terrarium for carnivorous plants…
Because your brain is just like that.
Because your brain is just like that.
The only problem with large scale protest in the streets is that it assumes that the government feels shame.
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The only problem with large scale protest in the streets is that it assumes that the government feels shame.
Have sent two lovely picture to my wife, of her dog, and her daughter.
Waiting to see which gets liked first. Have informed her Daughter of the experiment so that she will know where she stands in the house.
Update, have been struck by a pillow from said Daughter repeatedly.
Waiting to see which gets liked first. Have informed her Daughter of the experiment so that she will know where she stands in the house.
Update, have been struck by a pillow from said Daughter repeatedly.
January 18, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Have sent two lovely picture to my wife, of her dog, and her daughter.
Waiting to see which gets liked first. Have informed her Daughter of the experiment so that she will know where she stands in the house.
Update, have been struck by a pillow from said Daughter repeatedly.
Waiting to see which gets liked first. Have informed her Daughter of the experiment so that she will know where she stands in the house.
Update, have been struck by a pillow from said Daughter repeatedly.
Under Pressure by Queen & David Bowie on Apple Music
Song · 1981 · Duration 3:57
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January 17, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Ethical quandary:
Is it wrong to judge people on the internet for their wine tastes…
Or am I like a spiritual advisor, supposed to take a vow of non judgmental silence on the matter?
Also if I am, do I get to choose my preferred title?
Wine Witch, Spirit Medium or like Liquid Druid…?
Is it wrong to judge people on the internet for their wine tastes…
Or am I like a spiritual advisor, supposed to take a vow of non judgmental silence on the matter?
Also if I am, do I get to choose my preferred title?
Wine Witch, Spirit Medium or like Liquid Druid…?
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Ethical quandary:
Is it wrong to judge people on the internet for their wine tastes…
Or am I like a spiritual advisor, supposed to take a vow of non judgmental silence on the matter?
Also if I am, do I get to choose my preferred title?
Wine Witch, Spirit Medium or like Liquid Druid…?
Is it wrong to judge people on the internet for their wine tastes…
Or am I like a spiritual advisor, supposed to take a vow of non judgmental silence on the matter?
Also if I am, do I get to choose my preferred title?
Wine Witch, Spirit Medium or like Liquid Druid…?
Ah the smell of stale beer and chewing gum…
Yeah, totally fooled me dude.
Yeah, totally fooled me dude.
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Ah the smell of stale beer and chewing gum…
Yeah, totally fooled me dude.
Yeah, totally fooled me dude.
I have been staring out the work window all day, and the snow just keeps getting more dense and aggressive.
The ride home is going to be complicated by the exit to our lot being closed due to a van having slid into one of the buildings.
So much snow Canada!🇨🇦
The ride home is going to be complicated by the exit to our lot being closed due to a van having slid into one of the buildings.
So much snow Canada!🇨🇦
January 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I have been staring out the work window all day, and the snow just keeps getting more dense and aggressive.
The ride home is going to be complicated by the exit to our lot being closed due to a van having slid into one of the buildings.
So much snow Canada!🇨🇦
The ride home is going to be complicated by the exit to our lot being closed due to a van having slid into one of the buildings.
So much snow Canada!🇨🇦
The aliens are mad we eating their people. 😅
A bill to outlaw the sale, possession, transport, and distribution of farmed octopus in Washington advanced out of the state's House Agriculture and Natural Resources Committee on Wednesday. washingtonstatestandard.com/briefs/washi...
Washington may ban sales of farmed octopus • Washington State Standard
A bill to ban the possession and sale of farmed octopus in Washington advanced out of a House committee on Wednesday.
washingtonstatestandard.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The aliens are mad we eating their people. 😅
If the Chinese cars are better and every subsidy results in companies cutting our production anyways let them go under. Invest in Canadian not corporations.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
If the Chinese cars are better and every subsidy results in companies cutting our production anyways let them go under. Invest in Canadian not corporations.