It's slam poetry night at Denny's
...where they read you the specials in rhyming couplets.
...where they read you the specials in rhyming couplets.
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It's slam poetry night at Denny's
...where they read you the specials in rhyming couplets.
...where they read you the specials in rhyming couplets.
They should make a chocolate candy shaped like little birds for Easter.
And it should be called "Chocolate Cheeps."
And it should be called "Chocolate Cheeps."
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They should make a chocolate candy shaped like little birds for Easter.
And it should be called "Chocolate Cheeps."
And it should be called "Chocolate Cheeps."
It's 2025 and Chase still doesn't support proper 2FA. SMH my head.
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It's 2025 and Chase still doesn't support proper 2FA. SMH my head.
I wish the Final Fantasy victory fanfare would play whenever you accomplish a difficult task.
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I wish the Final Fantasy victory fanfare would play whenever you accomplish a difficult task.
Idea: for workers at job sites, a belt-mounted big battery pack that has a 2-3 foot coiled cord (like old phone cords) leading to an adapter plate that fits in a cordless drill or other tool.
This would let you have a big battery without making the tool weigh a ton, and still be mobile.
This would let you have a big battery without making the tool weigh a ton, and still be mobile.
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Idea: for workers at job sites, a belt-mounted big battery pack that has a 2-3 foot coiled cord (like old phone cords) leading to an adapter plate that fits in a cordless drill or other tool.
This would let you have a big battery without making the tool weigh a ton, and still be mobile.
This would let you have a big battery without making the tool weigh a ton, and still be mobile.
Every site or application with a feed that can refresh, *especially* if it can refresh automatically without the user taking an action, needs some sort of "wait, go back, I saw something!" action to bring the previous feed context back.
October 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Every site or application with a feed that can refresh, *especially* if it can refresh automatically without the user taking an action, needs some sort of "wait, go back, I saw something!" action to bring the previous feed context back.
"Of course I'm not a zombie, why would you think that, babe? Now eat your fish, it's good for the brain!"
October 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"Of course I'm not a zombie, why would you think that, babe? Now eat your fish, it's good for the brain!"
I hate how most companies view interacting with their customers - as a cost to be minimized.
October 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I hate how most companies view interacting with their customers - as a cost to be minimized.
Fall vegetables are coming. Mark your colanders.
October 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Fall vegetables are coming. Mark your colanders.
Why do hot glue guns take like 3 years to heat up
October 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Why do hot glue guns take like 3 years to heat up
POV: your wife upgrades your office network connection to 2.5G
October 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
POV: your wife upgrades your office network connection to 2.5G
Gonna start a gutter cleaning business called Roto-Roofer.
September 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Gonna start a gutter cleaning business called Roto-Roofer.
Airline: you're telling me *all* of the passengers brought luggage? Oh, jeez... This is unprecedented! What should we do? Remove another ten seats from the gate area? That sounds right.
September 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Airline: you're telling me *all* of the passengers brought luggage? Oh, jeez... This is unprecedented! What should we do? Remove another ten seats from the gate area? That sounds right.
Matador!
...I shouted to my friend Matt. We had been stuck in that building for hours looking for a way out.
...I shouted to my friend Matt. We had been stuck in that building for hours looking for a way out.
September 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Matador!
...I shouted to my friend Matt. We had been stuck in that building for hours looking for a way out.
...I shouted to my friend Matt. We had been stuck in that building for hours looking for a way out.
What 5 gig fiber feels like after a slower connection.
August 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
What 5 gig fiber feels like after a slower connection.
Why is using a defibrillator to *start a stopped heart* such a common trope in movies and TV shows? It's not correct.
July 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Why is using a defibrillator to *start a stopped heart* such a common trope in movies and TV shows? It's not correct.
Why do supermarkets not carry soft tofu? Their choices are like firm, extra firm, and jawbreaker.
July 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Why do supermarkets not carry soft tofu? Their choices are like firm, extra firm, and jawbreaker.
I wrote a script for a sequel to a movie based on a classic Truman Capote novel, but with an all-hobbit cast.
I call it Second Breakfast at Tiffany's.
I call it Second Breakfast at Tiffany's.
July 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I wrote a script for a sequel to a movie based on a classic Truman Capote novel, but with an all-hobbit cast.
I call it Second Breakfast at Tiffany's.
I call it Second Breakfast at Tiffany's.
We need a modern vehicle platform similar in spirit to the Kei trucks of the 80s and 90s, but with capability for:
- Left hand drive
- Modern safety standards
- EV and/or Plug-in Hybrid drivetrains
- Left hand drive
- Modern safety standards
- EV and/or Plug-in Hybrid drivetrains
June 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
We need a modern vehicle platform similar in spirit to the Kei trucks of the 80s and 90s, but with capability for:
- Left hand drive
- Modern safety standards
- EV and/or Plug-in Hybrid drivetrains
- Left hand drive
- Modern safety standards
- EV and/or Plug-in Hybrid drivetrains
Recommending some cursed pointer types for the next C++ standard.
std::lazy_ptr<T> - when dereferenced, just returns itself. Never gets around to returning the pointee.
std::rand_ptr<T> - when dereferenced, returns a random pointee from all instances of std::rand_ptr in the program.
std::lazy_ptr<T> - when dereferenced, just returns itself. Never gets around to returning the pointee.
std::rand_ptr<T> - when dereferenced, returns a random pointee from all instances of std::rand_ptr in the program.
June 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Recommending some cursed pointer types for the next C++ standard.
std::lazy_ptr<T> - when dereferenced, just returns itself. Never gets around to returning the pointee.
std::rand_ptr<T> - when dereferenced, returns a random pointee from all instances of std::rand_ptr in the program.
std::lazy_ptr<T> - when dereferenced, just returns itself. Never gets around to returning the pointee.
std::rand_ptr<T> - when dereferenced, returns a random pointee from all instances of std::rand_ptr in the program.
Interviewer: so, what made you want to become a libr-
Me: SHHH!!!
Interviewer: .... you're hired.
Me: SHHH!!!
Interviewer: .... you're hired.
June 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Interviewer: so, what made you want to become a libr-
Me: SHHH!!!
Interviewer: .... you're hired.
Me: SHHH!!!
Interviewer: .... you're hired.
Kinda surprised no one has made a code checking tool called Lint Eastwood yet.
May 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Kinda surprised no one has made a code checking tool called Lint Eastwood yet.