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I swear the band names on concert festivals all sound fake. Bugnugget, Gristle, Small Town Dyke, Cravous, Krayvu$, DJ Krave Yas, Dark Meat No Sides, Creed.
February 17, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I swear the band names on concert festivals all sound fake. Bugnugget, Gristle, Small Town Dyke, Cravous, Krayvu$, DJ Krave Yas, Dark Meat No Sides, Creed.
just like Pizzagate, the right wing's obsession with this weird leftist cabal controlling the world was...the right wing all along!
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
just like Pizzagate, the right wing's obsession with this weird leftist cabal controlling the world was...the right wing all along!
No need for an entire article to tell us what we already know (that’s he’s a fucking piece of garbage shit), Time.
February 9, 2026 at 12:20 PM
No need for an entire article to tell us what we already know (that’s he’s a fucking piece of garbage shit), Time.
Watching the Superb Owl the proper way (in a gay bar, for Brandi and Bad Bunny).
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Watching the Superb Owl the proper way (in a gay bar, for Brandi and Bad Bunny).
At some point, we're going to find out Sydney Sweeney has been this awful every single time completely on purpose because of the amount of support and money she can get from all these terrible Americans.
February 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
At some point, we're going to find out Sydney Sweeney has been this awful every single time completely on purpose because of the amount of support and money she can get from all these terrible Americans.
I don’t really care how awful this is but I kind of hope Megyn Kelly is just constantly sexually harassed and assaulted. Since she can t summon basic empathy for others, I wish for her continual horrible treatment so I can summon my tiny violin for her.
February 1, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I don’t really care how awful this is but I kind of hope Megyn Kelly is just constantly sexually harassed and assaulted. Since she can t summon basic empathy for others, I wish for her continual horrible treatment so I can summon my tiny violin for her.
There truly is no place on this earth that lives rent free in the minds of non residents like New York.
January 31, 2026 at 6:24 PM
There truly is no place on this earth that lives rent free in the minds of non residents like New York.
In a world of Chicago bad stunt casting, be an Oh, Mary (They literally reach into my wallet and take my cash with every subsequent casting).
January 26, 2026 at 2:25 PM
In a world of Chicago bad stunt casting, be an Oh, Mary (They literally reach into my wallet and take my cash with every subsequent casting).
imagine being a Christian pastor and gloating about the deaths of American citizens. You are a sick, twisted human if you do, and you're as sick and twisted if you show up and sit in the pews and say nothing.
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
imagine being a Christian pastor and gloating about the deaths of American citizens. You are a sick, twisted human if you do, and you're as sick and twisted if you show up and sit in the pews and say nothing.
Gotta ramp up my imprecatory prayers.
January 25, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Gotta ramp up my imprecatory prayers.
The real cherry on the shit topping of riding an NYC bus is this person who definitely just got on and then proceeded to shit their pants.
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The real cherry on the shit topping of riding an NYC bus is this person who definitely just got on and then proceeded to shit their pants.
Well, who knew we’d get a mad King George sequel?
January 20, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Well, who knew we’d get a mad King George sequel?
I like Nydia Velazquez, but acting like it's "personal" who succeeds you in your congressional seat sounds like you want it to be hereditary. Sorry, gal, doesn't work that way. I don't even personally dislike Reynoso but, knowing how people just want to anoint people into positions make me anti them
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I like Nydia Velazquez, but acting like it's "personal" who succeeds you in your congressional seat sounds like you want it to be hereditary. Sorry, gal, doesn't work that way. I don't even personally dislike Reynoso but, knowing how people just want to anoint people into positions make me anti them
Karoline Leavitt is 28? JESUS Christ losing your soul ages you badly.
January 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Karoline Leavitt is 28? JESUS Christ losing your soul ages you badly.
Police just need to start arresting masked men who are carrying guns. Full stop.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Police just need to start arresting masked men who are carrying guns. Full stop.
Just a heads up, journalists: When Democrats take over, we have no use for your breathless takes about how, "in order to heal the country, Democrats should forgive everything that's happened under Trump." Fuck you, and fuck them. Prison.
January 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Just a heads up, journalists: When Democrats take over, we have no use for your breathless takes about how, "in order to heal the country, Democrats should forgive everything that's happened under Trump." Fuck you, and fuck them. Prison.
May they all rot in hell.
January 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
May they all rot in hell.
Social media and its attendant fame have really caused some people to crawl up their own buttholes and out their mouths over their own importance. just endlessly regenerated stuff off their own posts.
January 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Social media and its attendant fame have really caused some people to crawl up their own buttholes and out their mouths over their own importance. just endlessly regenerated stuff off their own posts.
Watch how rich Machado gets soon.
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Watch how rich Machado gets soon.
All these people who keep screeching “look! The Venezuelans are cheering and celebrating” had better shut the fuck up when the felon dies and we all take to the streets for a month-long celebration.
January 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
All these people who keep screeching “look! The Venezuelans are cheering and celebrating” had better shut the fuck up when the felon dies and we all take to the streets for a month-long celebration.
Remove him. now. And everyone in his circle.
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Remove him. now. And everyone in his circle.
Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is just one death. Only one.
December 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is just one death. Only one.
I hope the next president tears it down and names it the “fuck you center.”
December 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I hope the next president tears it down and names it the “fuck you center.”
The lyrics of Silent Night really do talk up the tastiness of Jesus: holy infant so tender and mild.
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The lyrics of Silent Night really do talk up the tastiness of Jesus: holy infant so tender and mild.