Emma
@whattheforklads.bsky.social
Aston Villa’s unofficially official cheerleader.
A month ago today my firstborn son probably saved my life by ignoring me when i said i just had ‘bad palpitations’ - spoiler, it wasn’t just palpitations… and aren’t you glad he did. Mostly 😂
Jokes aside, feeling my heart stop still haunts me.
Learn CPR, babs. ❤️
Jokes aside, feeling my heart stop still haunts me.
Learn CPR, babs. ❤️
January 29, 2026 at 5:15 AM
A month ago today my firstborn son probably saved my life by ignoring me when i said i just had ‘bad palpitations’ - spoiler, it wasn’t just palpitations… and aren’t you glad he did. Mostly 😂
Jokes aside, feeling my heart stop still haunts me.
Learn CPR, babs. ❤️
Jokes aside, feeling my heart stop still haunts me.
Learn CPR, babs. ❤️
Eldest is finally home from his American/Danish adventure and we’re all sat eating Dominos and watching football.
All is right in my world again. 🥰
All is right in my world again. 🥰
January 21, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Eldest is finally home from his American/Danish adventure and we’re all sat eating Dominos and watching football.
All is right in my world again. 🥰
All is right in my world again. 🥰
Son’s best mate was convinced that their flight home from the USA was 8pm tomorrow.. Turns out it’s 8pm their time today. Good job my kiddo double checked ffs 🤦♀️ 😂
January 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Son’s best mate was convinced that their flight home from the USA was 8pm tomorrow.. Turns out it’s 8pm their time today. Good job my kiddo double checked ffs 🤦♀️ 😂
New/backup @ is WhatTheForkAVFC now, didn’t like the other one. 😂
#AVFC
#AVFC
1/ For those unfortunate enough to follow me on Twitter, my account has been hacked and i’m trying to get it back - the 2 factor authentication is a farce. So if you see anything from my acc, it isn’t me. It’s some bloke in Nigeria trying to extort me.. I’ve set up a temp @WhatTheForkLad2
#AVFC
#AVFC
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
New/backup @ is WhatTheForkAVFC now, didn’t like the other one. 😂
#AVFC
#AVFC
1/ For those unfortunate enough to follow me on Twitter, my account has been hacked and i’m trying to get it back - the 2 factor authentication is a farce. So if you see anything from my acc, it isn’t me. It’s some bloke in Nigeria trying to extort me.. I’ve set up a temp @WhatTheForkLad2
#AVFC
#AVFC
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
1/ For those unfortunate enough to follow me on Twitter, my account has been hacked and i’m trying to get it back - the 2 factor authentication is a farce. So if you see anything from my acc, it isn’t me. It’s some bloke in Nigeria trying to extort me.. I’ve set up a temp @WhatTheForkLad2
#AVFC
#AVFC
I love that i’ve been dead quiet on this app and I’m being ’hoyed’ into something i don’t understand.. it’s nice to be thought of. ❤️
Also, hi. 👋
I hoy in you all 😂 x
Also, hi. 👋
I hoy in you all 😂 x
That's lovely...
I'll hoy in @dawntildusk75.bsky.social
@mrwaynegarton.bsky.social
@whattheforklads.bsky.social
@irishgeordy.bsky.social
@bex2482.bsky.social
But love most of you...x
I'll hoy in @dawntildusk75.bsky.social
@mrwaynegarton.bsky.social
@whattheforklads.bsky.social
@irishgeordy.bsky.social
@bex2482.bsky.social
But love most of you...x
December 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I love that i’ve been dead quiet on this app and I’m being ’hoyed’ into something i don’t understand.. it’s nice to be thought of. ❤️
Also, hi. 👋
I hoy in you all 😂 x
Also, hi. 👋
I hoy in you all 😂 x
Trying to find a padded folding counter height chair that i can use while i cook & wash up etc because of my back/leg is proving to be a harder task than i thought. Can’t get a heavy barstool because of my muscle atrophy.🫠
If anyone has a recommendation for a lightweight one, it would be welcomed x
If anyone has a recommendation for a lightweight one, it would be welcomed x
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Trying to find a padded folding counter height chair that i can use while i cook & wash up etc because of my back/leg is proving to be a harder task than i thought. Can’t get a heavy barstool because of my muscle atrophy.🫠
If anyone has a recommendation for a lightweight one, it would be welcomed x
If anyone has a recommendation for a lightweight one, it would be welcomed x
September 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
August 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Cash could score 5 goals and assist an Ollie Watkins hat-trick and Villa twitter would still call him shit. Ffs.
His fault Ezri pulled Gordon down, apparently, Ez isn’t responsible for his own actions. Not a word about the two massive blocks he made or his other good defensive moments. 🙄
#AVFC
His fault Ezri pulled Gordon down, apparently, Ez isn’t responsible for his own actions. Not a word about the two massive blocks he made or his other good defensive moments. 🙄
#AVFC
August 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Cash could score 5 goals and assist an Ollie Watkins hat-trick and Villa twitter would still call him shit. Ffs.
His fault Ezri pulled Gordon down, apparently, Ez isn’t responsible for his own actions. Not a word about the two massive blocks he made or his other good defensive moments. 🙄
#AVFC
His fault Ezri pulled Gordon down, apparently, Ez isn’t responsible for his own actions. Not a word about the two massive blocks he made or his other good defensive moments. 🙄
#AVFC
August 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Sounds like Partey’s unwelcome at his new club.
Rightly so.
Rightly so.
August 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Sounds like Partey’s unwelcome at his new club.
Rightly so.
Rightly so.
I’ve set off the Marseille fans on Twitter, they really don’t like women that talk back.. think they might be worse than the Spuds. 😂
Anyway, up the TM5!! 🫡💜💙
#AVFC
Anyway, up the TM5!! 🫡💜💙
#AVFC
August 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’ve set off the Marseille fans on Twitter, they really don’t like women that talk back.. think they might be worse than the Spuds. 😂
Anyway, up the TM5!! 🫡💜💙
#AVFC
Anyway, up the TM5!! 🫡💜💙
#AVFC
Someone on twitter just told me they don’t get Villa TV with their season ticket and i must say i’m shocked, and slightly disgusted.
July 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Someone on twitter just told me they don’t get Villa TV with their season ticket and i must say i’m shocked, and slightly disgusted.
Emi in the lineup. Ben Jacobs is shooketh.
July 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Emi in the lineup. Ben Jacobs is shooketh.
Newcastle are having a terrible window
July 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Newcastle are having a terrible window
Hi. 👋
Remembered my login.
I’m still sort of a alive, sorry.
Remembered my login.
I’m still sort of a alive, sorry.
a door with a sign on it that says she 's baaaack .
ALT: a door with a sign on it that says she 's baaaack .
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July 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hi. 👋
Remembered my login.
I’m still sort of a alive, sorry.
Remembered my login.
I’m still sort of a alive, sorry.
My boys are sat in the garden with the burn bin going - a lot of boxes to burn with me being immobile & having to order basics like shampoo - & just chilling with a beer & music is pure summer vibes.
Feels like things are finally more ‘normal’ despite me still not being fixed.. My heart is happy. 🥰
Feels like things are finally more ‘normal’ despite me still not being fixed.. My heart is happy. 🥰
June 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My boys are sat in the garden with the burn bin going - a lot of boxes to burn with me being immobile & having to order basics like shampoo - & just chilling with a beer & music is pure summer vibes.
Feels like things are finally more ‘normal’ despite me still not being fixed.. My heart is happy. 🥰
Feels like things are finally more ‘normal’ despite me still not being fixed.. My heart is happy. 🥰
One of the things I’m struggling with the most with these newly acquired disabilities is not being able to get things done as quickly as i used to, can’t even vacuum the house in one go without my legs going.
I’m fine, but it’s having an impact on my headspace lately. I can feel myself isolating. 😅
I’m fine, but it’s having an impact on my headspace lately. I can feel myself isolating. 😅
June 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
One of the things I’m struggling with the most with these newly acquired disabilities is not being able to get things done as quickly as i used to, can’t even vacuum the house in one go without my legs going.
I’m fine, but it’s having an impact on my headspace lately. I can feel myself isolating. 😅
I’m fine, but it’s having an impact on my headspace lately. I can feel myself isolating. 😅
The tap in merchant Harry Kane defence league are out in full force this evening.
Can people really not see how much he holds us back? I’ll die on the hill of he should be the ‘super’ sub, not the starter. Others need to be given a go now.. And i’m not being bias, Ollie isn’t even there.
Can people really not see how much he holds us back? I’ll die on the hill of he should be the ‘super’ sub, not the starter. Others need to be given a go now.. And i’m not being bias, Ollie isn’t even there.
June 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The tap in merchant Harry Kane defence league are out in full force this evening.
Can people really not see how much he holds us back? I’ll die on the hill of he should be the ‘super’ sub, not the starter. Others need to be given a go now.. And i’m not being bias, Ollie isn’t even there.
Can people really not see how much he holds us back? I’ll die on the hill of he should be the ‘super’ sub, not the starter. Others need to be given a go now.. And i’m not being bias, Ollie isn’t even there.