🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦
@whattheduck22.bsky.social
Doing my best to stay topian in a dystopian world. I have so much hate for that 🦁🍕💩there’s none left for anyone else. Expect a good deal of snark, I just can’t help myself. SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦
Just cut to the chase and impeach the motherfucker.
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Just cut to the chase and impeach the motherfucker.
If the epstein files are not immediately turned over to congress and made public in complete and unadulterated form, impeachment procedures must begin. Otherwise this is a massive coverup.
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
If the epstein files are not immediately turned over to congress and made public in complete and unadulterated form, impeachment procedures must begin. Otherwise this is a massive coverup.
So… how long before he presents a doctor’s note and resigns?
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So… how long before he presents a doctor’s note and resigns?
Everyone who will be named in the files will not hesitate to tell what he knows about everyone else who diddled girls on E.I. Misery loves company and the 🦁 🍕 💩 is no exception. I say let them all burn!
elmo says burn it all down in front of a fire
Alt: elmo says burn it all down in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Everyone who will be named in the files will not hesitate to tell what he knows about everyone else who diddled girls on E.I. Misery loves company and the 🦁 🍕 💩 is no exception. I say let them all burn!
From now on I shall refer to the FBI Director as 😳Patel and the squatting president as That 🦁🍕💩.
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
From now on I shall refer to the FBI Director as 😳Patel and the squatting president as That 🦁🍕💩.
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November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It’s up to us to keep up the pressure, turn the drip, drip, drip of the Epstein leaks into a full fledged water boarding.
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It’s up to us to keep up the pressure, turn the drip, drip, drip of the Epstein leaks into a full fledged water boarding.
That 🦁🍕💩 will resign before the end of next week. He’s getting a note from his doctor as I write this.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That 🦁🍕💩 will resign before the end of next week. He’s getting a note from his doctor as I write this.
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His "Big Brother"? You mean to say his "handler in the shadows"? Or, were you referring to the NUTJOB w/his elite ilk, waiting in the wings to complete his wetdream TechBroTakeover of OurCountry?
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
His "Big Brother"? You mean to say his "handler in the shadows"? Or, were you referring to the NUTJOB w/his elite ilk, waiting in the wings to complete his wetdream TechBroTakeover of OurCountry?
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So, I went to a chiropractor for the first time yesterday. I didn’t know what to expect. It was like rough sex without the sex. He threw me around and twisted me into a pretzel and I screamed and laughed a lot. Can’t wait to go back! 🙃
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
So, I went to a chiropractor for the first time yesterday. I didn’t know what to expect. It was like rough sex without the sex. He threw me around and twisted me into a pretzel and I screamed and laughed a lot. Can’t wait to go back! 🙃
l am officially changing my party affiliation from Democrat to Independent. I no longer want to be associated with idiots who constantly snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
l am officially changing my party affiliation from Democrat to Independent. I no longer want to be associated with idiots who constantly snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
So… how long do ya think it will take 👑💩🤡 to tell 😳Patel to open an investigation on the future Mayor of NYC?
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So… how long do ya think it will take 👑💩🤡 to tell 😳Patel to open an investigation on the future Mayor of NYC?
My heart goes out to all the billionaires who donated millions and millions to buy politicians. They wasted a lot of cash that could have gone to much better use. Republicans always make everyone poorer.
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My heart goes out to all the billionaires who donated millions and millions to buy politicians. They wasted a lot of cash that could have gone to much better use. Republicans always make everyone poorer.
If the French could rebuild Notre Dame to its original glory, we can rebuild the east wing after demolishing that gold leaf covered monstrosity.
October 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If the French could rebuild Notre Dame to its original glory, we can rebuild the east wing after demolishing that gold leaf covered monstrosity.
Omaha showed up.
October 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Omaha showed up.
Too funny not to repost. 😆
October 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Too funny not to repost. 😆
Woke up to the news that the💩🤡 lost the Nobel Peace Prize to…
*takes a deep breath of satisfaction*…
a Latina woman.
*takes a deep breath of satisfaction*…
a Latina woman.
October 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Woke up to the news that the💩🤡 lost the Nobel Peace Prize to…
*takes a deep breath of satisfaction*…
a Latina woman.
*takes a deep breath of satisfaction*…
a Latina woman.
We can all do something to make these federal thugs as uncomfortable as possible in creative nonviolent ways. Don’t allow them into privately owned establishments. Refuse service. Flip them off, throw words not fists when you see them. Demoralization is an effective death by a thousand cuts.
October 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We can all do something to make these federal thugs as uncomfortable as possible in creative nonviolent ways. Don’t allow them into privately owned establishments. Refuse service. Flip them off, throw words not fists when you see them. Demoralization is an effective death by a thousand cuts.
Tip to all interviewers/interviewees:
Quit opening every remark with “Absolutely!”
Host: “John, Thank you for being here.”
Guest: “Absolutely! I’m excited to tell you about [xyz].
Host: ABSOLUTELY!
Seriously, yer gettin on my last nerve.
Quit opening every remark with “Absolutely!”
Host: “John, Thank you for being here.”
Guest: “Absolutely! I’m excited to tell you about [xyz].
Host: ABSOLUTELY!
Seriously, yer gettin on my last nerve.
October 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Tip to all interviewers/interviewees:
Quit opening every remark with “Absolutely!”
Host: “John, Thank you for being here.”
Guest: “Absolutely! I’m excited to tell you about [xyz].
Host: ABSOLUTELY!
Seriously, yer gettin on my last nerve.
Quit opening every remark with “Absolutely!”
Host: “John, Thank you for being here.”
Guest: “Absolutely! I’m excited to tell you about [xyz].
Host: ABSOLUTELY!
Seriously, yer gettin on my last nerve.
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We’re gonna out Mike Johnson.
September 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
We’re gonna out Mike Johnson.
Good to see Kimmel back. He's seems pretty choked up about the huge welcome.
September 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Good to see Kimmel back. He's seems pretty choked up about the huge welcome.
