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|👾Twitch Affiliate👾 | Artist | Content Creator| Non-Binary | Collector of t-shirts | Senior UX Designer @hazadapt.bsky.social | my thoughts are my own
Been looking for this damn song for 10 years and it popped up in a TikTok video 2 days ago
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Been looking for this damn song for 10 years and it popped up in a TikTok video 2 days ago
Dawg I bet Drake is punching the air right now
a man with a mustache is looking at the camera and smiling .
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November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Dawg I bet Drake is punching the air right now
Spent all morning cleaning my office so I can destroy it making art
a dolphin with a needle in its mouth says i am artiste
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November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Spent all morning cleaning my office so I can destroy it making art
The gym is playing Sleep Token
a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
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November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The gym is playing Sleep Token
Underarmor out here selling milk jugs
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Underarmor out here selling milk jugs
Me because I’m off work today and it snowed:
a cat is laying under a blanket on a bed and says comfy .
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November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Me because I’m off work today and it snowed:
My kids counselor keeps spamming me with the newsletter
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My kids counselor keeps spamming me with the newsletter
Achievement unlocked:
I made a grown man with muscles blush like an idiot today
I made a grown man with muscles blush like an idiot today
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white polo shirt and a white shirt .
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November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Achievement unlocked:
I made a grown man with muscles blush like an idiot today
I made a grown man with muscles blush like an idiot today
I just had to smoke a blunt ti keep from driving down to Georgia and kicking my ex-father-in-law in the balls…
a little girl is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone .
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November 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I just had to smoke a blunt ti keep from driving down to Georgia and kicking my ex-father-in-law in the balls…
The reason why I’ll probably going to stay single forever is because I don’t want people to know where I live…
I don’t want you to think you have that kind of access to me, my house is my space, my space is for me
I don’t want you to think you have that kind of access to me, my house is my space, my space is for me
How long before yall let someone come by yall crib?
For me it’s being comfortable
For me it’s being comfortable
November 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The reason why I’ll probably going to stay single forever is because I don’t want people to know where I live…
I don’t want you to think you have that kind of access to me, my house is my space, my space is for me
I don’t want you to think you have that kind of access to me, my house is my space, my space is for me
This was a fun read
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This was a fun read
Ordered a pizza because I just worked 10 hours….and I don’t recall ordering a scrambled pizza….
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Ordered a pizza because I just worked 10 hours….and I don’t recall ordering a scrambled pizza….
There’s a part in the movie “Showgirls” where it’s an outside shot, and there’s like a valet getting in and out of a car, and when he does you can hear in the most country twangy-ass voice
“SHALL WE WALK INTO THE WI-YUND”
And I say that shit like all the time
“SHALL WE WALK INTO THE WI-YUND”
And I say that shit like all the time
a woman in a red dress is standing in a dark room .
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October 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
There’s a part in the movie “Showgirls” where it’s an outside shot, and there’s like a valet getting in and out of a car, and when he does you can hear in the most country twangy-ass voice
“SHALL WE WALK INTO THE WI-YUND”
And I say that shit like all the time
“SHALL WE WALK INTO THE WI-YUND”
And I say that shit like all the time
To everyone who thinks 3d printing is stupid
I just saved 100 bucks printing a cover for my ex’s rear view mirror
I just saved 100 bucks printing a cover for my ex’s rear view mirror
October 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
To everyone who thinks 3d printing is stupid
I just saved 100 bucks printing a cover for my ex’s rear view mirror
I just saved 100 bucks printing a cover for my ex’s rear view mirror
I will never not know every word to this song
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I will never not know every word to this song
It’s official, I’m a gym person. I now own a bag that’s just for taking with me to the gym
a bald man with a beard stands in front of a large brick house
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October 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It’s official, I’m a gym person. I now own a bag that’s just for taking with me to the gym
I’m starting to think they keep casting Jared Leto in stuff they don’t want to make in the first place….
October 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I’m starting to think they keep casting Jared Leto in stuff they don’t want to make in the first place….
I love when recruiters call me while I’m taking a shit and I gotta keep muting the damn phone so they don’t hear the toilet sounds
a man in a white shirt is looking to his left
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October 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I love when recruiters call me while I’m taking a shit and I gotta keep muting the damn phone so they don’t hear the toilet sounds
According to this online test that I took before meeting with the VA, the hobby I’ve been doing for years would make a good job
October 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
According to this online test that I took before meeting with the VA, the hobby I’ve been doing for years would make a good job
I wonder what they talk about when I’m not around
October 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I wonder what they talk about when I’m not around
You ever been so tired that you screamed when you got into bed and under the blanket……
Just me?
Just me?
an older woman wearing a blue shirt and a gold necklace is sitting in a chair looking at the camera .
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October 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You ever been so tired that you screamed when you got into bed and under the blanket……
Just me?
Just me?
It’s cause I’m smart
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It’s cause I’m smart
It’s wild watching them talk about how the economy is collapsing while eating my lunch at the warehouse job I had to pick up because I can’t find a job in the field I’m educated to work in….
October 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It’s wild watching them talk about how the economy is collapsing while eating my lunch at the warehouse job I had to pick up because I can’t find a job in the field I’m educated to work in….
Boy I can’t wait to get home from work hauling boxes and get yelled at in a game by strangers who just picked up a character and are using it in comp for some reason
October 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Boy I can’t wait to get home from work hauling boxes and get yelled at in a game by strangers who just picked up a character and are using it in comp for some reason
The bathroom being so far from the work area has to be some kind of violation, almost pissed myself
October 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The bathroom being so far from the work area has to be some kind of violation, almost pissed myself