Chopping up cauliflower is like chopping up a fractal. It's just smaller versions of itself over and over again.

#cauliflower #fractal #math #nature #neat #food #foodie #foodiegram #chef #cheflife

If you're hungry I can fix you a Sand Hamwich!

#sand #sandwich #ham #hungry #foodie #funny

Deviled eggs somehow make it socially acceptable to casually eat 5 hard boiled eggs while engaged in lighthearted conversation.

#deviledeggs #deviledeggsfordays #thanksgiving #food #foodporn #comedy #funny #humor

What is Costco's favorite rapper?
Tupac. Because everything there comes in a tu pac.

#costco #tupac #jokes #joke

😳 Spotify serves up a guilt-trip playlist when you cancel! Complete with sad puppy eyes...

#spotify #breakup #puppy

Flavorless batteries?
0/10 not snackworthy.

Knowing these batteries have a bitter coating REALLY makes me want to try them.

Screenshot of my Netflix stream quality for the Paul vs Tyson fight.

#comedy #netflix #miketyson #jakepaul #boxing

Be careful sir, that cheddar cheese is Sharp!

#cheese #cheddar #chef #funny

It's too bad there aren't famous infomercial characters anymore. Billy Mays, Vincent the Shamwow Slapchopper, that Great Value Bob Saget-y host of Amazing Inventions. I miss those shiesty oddballs.

#comedy #tv #nostalgia #slapchop