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@whalemancer.bsky.social
it's tongue in cheek, danny-elle. queer. amelle is from my ends. podophobe. cetacean enjoyer. mercedes mcqueen, bitch
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@whalemancer.bsky.social
· Oct 31
more of you bitches need to add me on pokémon tcgp 👉 2084678361140231 👈
these gays who put their measurements in their bio (on the socials, that is, i suppose on The Apps it makes more sense) i love this for you, but it's giving... old timey, i'm trying to buy a sow at market. but maybe that's what you're going for. continue 🤷
February 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
these gays who put their measurements in their bio (on the socials, that is, i suppose on The Apps it makes more sense) i love this for you, but it's giving... old timey, i'm trying to buy a sow at market. but maybe that's what you're going for. continue 🤷
so glad my mum don't cook for me anymore. she cooked this pasta tonight. to say she overcooked it would be an understatement. it was like she was trying to get answers out of it 💀
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
so glad my mum don't cook for me anymore. she cooked this pasta tonight. to say she overcooked it would be an understatement. it was like she was trying to get answers out of it 💀
how badly do you want to snort a line of pink wafer dust?
February 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
how badly do you want to snort a line of pink wafer dust?
if sourdough has no haters then i am dead
February 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
if sourdough has no haters then i am dead
mopped the kitchen floor, which i've not done in ages 🫣 and put away a fucking mountain of laundry. please clap etc.
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
mopped the kitchen floor, which i've not done in ages 🫣 and put away a fucking mountain of laundry. please clap etc.
as if they're cooking drugs in the school 😂 that's just bloody stupid "prince mate, we need to cook, the methylamine's fookin going bad" 💀 #BreakingOaks #hollyoaks
February 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
as if they're cooking drugs in the school 😂 that's just bloody stupid "prince mate, we need to cook, the methylamine's fookin going bad" 💀 #BreakingOaks #hollyoaks
do think ppl are right to say some of the storytelling that worked in a game didn't translate to a movie. in some respects, didn't matter. but *spoiler* the thing abt the ocean blood being comprised of human blood, i fucking love the image of that, but imo it's not mentioned clearly enough #IronLung
February 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
do think ppl are right to say some of the storytelling that worked in a game didn't translate to a movie. in some respects, didn't matter. but *spoiler* the thing abt the ocean blood being comprised of human blood, i fucking love the image of that, but imo it's not mentioned clearly enough #IronLung
jet is lying on a damp towel on my floor 😂 hope it's comfortable mate
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
jet is lying on a damp towel on my floor 😂 hope it's comfortable mate
why isn't a £20 note called a twentyer?
February 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
why isn't a £20 note called a twentyer?
so umm, tips for washing a suede jacket. i know you're not meant to machine wash it. saw a thing saying you can clean it with vodka (presumably isopropanol too then (?)) in a spray bottle. i presume it's not like leather which you can actually hand wash(?) idk but ain't paying to have it dry cleaned
February 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
so umm, tips for washing a suede jacket. i know you're not meant to machine wash it. saw a thing saying you can clean it with vodka (presumably isopropanol too then (?)) in a spray bottle. i presume it's not like leather which you can actually hand wash(?) idk but ain't paying to have it dry cleaned
think we're gonna have an early spring. it's been wet and mild. probably the worst of the cold has been and gone. but then i like the cold 🙈
February 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
think we're gonna have an early spring. it's been wet and mild. probably the worst of the cold has been and gone. but then i like the cold 🙈
it's lame that diane is leaving but good in the sense that i think tony and diane were awful for each other throughout (same as darren and nancy!) so idk maybe they'll do some cool shit with tony now. it's not too late for them to decide he's bi btw 🤤 phwoar. just throwing it out there 🤷 #hollyoaks
February 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
it's lame that diane is leaving but good in the sense that i think tony and diane were awful for each other throughout (same as darren and nancy!) so idk maybe they'll do some cool shit with tony now. it's not too late for them to decide he's bi btw 🤤 phwoar. just throwing it out there 🤷 #hollyoaks
freddycat don't seem quite right tonight 😿😿😿
February 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
freddycat don't seem quite right tonight 😿😿😿
was a bit shit getting up town because the bus was like 15 mins late and there was a big puddle right in front of the bus stop so we got splashed 😥
February 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
was a bit shit getting up town because the bus was like 15 mins late and there was a big puddle right in front of the bus stop so we got splashed 😥
"the pictures". my mum still calls it "the pictures"
February 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
"the pictures". my mum still calls it "the pictures"
first name mark last name iplier
February 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
first name mark last name iplier
installed the cineworld app and the first thing it showed me was a full screen ad for melania 🤢🤢 white woman jumpscare fr 😂
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 AM
installed the cineworld app and the first thing it showed me was a full screen ad for melania 🤢🤢 white woman jumpscare fr 😂
i do want the new resi but not paying £60 for a game, in this economy. ain't abt that shit
February 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
i do want the new resi but not paying £60 for a game, in this economy. ain't abt that shit
remember back in the day when being a pedo was like, the worst fucking thing you could be. like shagging dead bodies or eating people. but now it's like, just... details
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
remember back in the day when being a pedo was like, the worst fucking thing you could be. like shagging dead bodies or eating people. but now it's like, just... details
i had richmond meat free sausage and piccalilli sandwiches 👀
February 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
i had richmond meat free sausage and piccalilli sandwiches 👀
i deepthroated a rosemary cracker and nearly died
February 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
i deepthroated a rosemary cracker and nearly died
sorry to post this on main i guess but the hiv home test kits where it's a swab in your gums instead of pricking your finger are they as effective because i worry about a false negative
February 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
sorry to post this on main i guess but the hiv home test kits where it's a swab in your gums instead of pricking your finger are they as effective because i worry about a false negative
idk where they're going with rex, but i'm here for it. no disrespect to labey, performance is good, but writers have never seemed sure who the character is. i thought maybe they'd do a Big Bad villain arc w/ him, but he's shown remorse, plus now he's given the youngsters his inheritance 🤷 #hollyoaks
February 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
idk where they're going with rex, but i'm here for it. no disrespect to labey, performance is good, but writers have never seemed sure who the character is. i thought maybe they'd do a Big Bad villain arc w/ him, but he's shown remorse, plus now he's given the youngsters his inheritance 🤷 #hollyoaks
not worn pyjamas since i was a kid. but thinking i might get some 👀 well when you hit 30, you start to appreciate shit like that. hey maybe i can become one of those influenza uhhh i mean influencer gays, and get you all to buy loungewear
February 2, 2026 at 2:36 PM
not worn pyjamas since i was a kid. but thinking i might get some 👀 well when you hit 30, you start to appreciate shit like that. hey maybe i can become one of those influenza uhhh i mean influencer gays, and get you all to buy loungewear