Matt
@weyland76.bsky.social
Tinder is 90% these fake ass profiles now it's a total waste of time. 🙄
January 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Tinder is 90% these fake ass profiles now it's a total waste of time. 🙄
Been chatting to a guy on one of the apps for a while. Finally plucked up the courage to ask if he wanted to meet.
He said yes.
Then blocked me overnight.
I give up.
He said yes.
Then blocked me overnight.
I give up.
January 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Been chatting to a guy on one of the apps for a while. Finally plucked up the courage to ask if he wanted to meet.
He said yes.
Then blocked me overnight.
I give up.
He said yes.
Then blocked me overnight.
I give up.
Adding Sam to my most loathed characters on #corrie - insufferable little shit and the aggressive whispering of all his lines drives me insane.
November 27, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Adding Sam to my most loathed characters on #corrie - insufferable little shit and the aggressive whispering of all his lines drives me insane.
Who's the lucky bastard who won 177 million quid on the Euromillions? Not me. 😥
November 27, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Who's the lucky bastard who won 177 million quid on the Euromillions? Not me. 😥
AMAZING performance.
No auto tune, no effects, just absolute raw talent and a heck of a voice.
Such a waste.
Don't do drugs kids.
open.spotify.com/track/0B71GP...
No auto tune, no effects, just absolute raw talent and a heck of a voice.
Such a waste.
Don't do drugs kids.
open.spotify.com/track/0B71GP...
How Will I Know - Live from The Brit Awards
open.spotify.com
November 27, 2024 at 2:15 PM
AMAZING performance.
No auto tune, no effects, just absolute raw talent and a heck of a voice.
Such a waste.
Don't do drugs kids.
open.spotify.com/track/0B71GP...
No auto tune, no effects, just absolute raw talent and a heck of a voice.
Such a waste.
Don't do drugs kids.
open.spotify.com/track/0B71GP...
Gotta love Grindr in a small market town
November 26, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Gotta love Grindr in a small market town
Felt like asking why would I want to work with someone who doesn't even know the correct use of "there" and "their" but thought it was a bit petty.
November 26, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Felt like asking why would I want to work with someone who doesn't even know the correct use of "there" and "their" but thought it was a bit petty.
Future husband located
November 25, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Future husband located
Why is it I take 10 pairs of socks to the launderette and only come back with 7 complete pairs?? Where do they go???
November 24, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Why is it I take 10 pairs of socks to the launderette and only come back with 7 complete pairs?? Where do they go???
We lost Freddie Mercury 33 years ago today ☹️
November 24, 2024 at 5:44 PM
We lost Freddie Mercury 33 years ago today ☹️
You Bet is back on ITV and it's presented by... Hollie Willoughby and Stephen Mulhern ... Because of course it is.
a woman is sitting in front of a wall of pictures and says groundbreaking .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a wall of pictures and says groundbreaking .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 2:49 PM
You Bet is back on ITV and it's presented by... Hollie Willoughby and Stephen Mulhern ... Because of course it is.
Tesco do hiv tests now....
November 23, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Tesco do hiv tests now....
Cyclists - if you're riding at night on a black bike, dressed all in black with no lights then you're just asking for trouble.
November 20, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Cyclists - if you're riding at night on a black bike, dressed all in black with no lights then you're just asking for trouble.
Anyone know how to crop pictures before posting on here like you can on Twitter?
November 20, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Anyone know how to crop pictures before posting on here like you can on Twitter?
What temperature does everyone have their thermostat set to? Thinking of putting mine to 20c.
November 20, 2024 at 11:28 AM
What temperature does everyone have their thermostat set to? Thinking of putting mine to 20c.
Thought my frozen fingers were going up snap off and remain stuck to my bike handle bars after my ride into work today...🥶🥶🥶🥶
November 20, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Thought my frozen fingers were going up snap off and remain stuck to my bike handle bars after my ride into work today...🥶🥶🥶🥶
Crushing on Michael Hutchinson on #onlyconnect 😍
November 19, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Crushing on Michael Hutchinson on #onlyconnect 😍
Yeah that belly is absolute perfection
November 19, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Yeah that belly is absolute perfection
Anyone else think there's a distinct lack of basic manners in the world today? If I let you by or hold a door open for you I don't expect you to be indebted for life, but a simple thank you or even just an acknowledgement would be nice, but it seems even that is beyond most people. 🤬
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Anyone else think there's a distinct lack of basic manners in the world today? If I let you by or hold a door open for you I don't expect you to be indebted for life, but a simple thank you or even just an acknowledgement would be nice, but it seems even that is beyond most people. 🤬
How do we live in a world where a jar of drinking chocolate costs £5??
November 19, 2024 at 6:56 PM
How do we live in a world where a jar of drinking chocolate costs £5??
So teaching kids that trans and gay people exist is "ideology" but pushing the Bible and religion on them somehow isn't? Fuck right off.
November 19, 2024 at 1:17 PM
So teaching kids that trans and gay people exist is "ideology" but pushing the Bible and religion on them somehow isn't? Fuck right off.
Anyone know of a way to copy your followers mutuals from Twitter onto here?!
November 18, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Anyone know of a way to copy your followers mutuals from Twitter onto here?!