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wevsandthat.bsky.social
@wevsandthat.bsky.social
I’m still incredibly jet lagged
February 22, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Instagram keeps showing me ads for a £735 fleece. I think the algorithm might be a bit wonky, most of my clothes are from the chazzer shop
February 21, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Had a blast in Florida but I am very much ready to come home to eat some fruit and veg and not sit in traffic for 80% of the day
February 19, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Took us 4 days of being in Florida before we saw a Trump sign. Thought they’d be everywhere
February 15, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I’ve been listening to an audiobook set in Glasgow and the characters keep saying “gie it laldy” and I wish I was Scottish so I could start using it. Don’t think it’d have quite the same effect in my brummie/ northern hybrid accent
February 11, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Right then, shall we go to Disney world?
February 11, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Carrot soup for lunch in the hope that I’ll magically lose about half a stone before Sunday
February 9, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Child free night. Been for food and cocktails and now I’m going to pass out in bed. Wild.
February 3, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Chippy tea incoming
February 2, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Nothing like a case of scarlet fever in the kid’s class to get the old health anxiety ratcheted up a notch
February 2, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I’m trying to curb the amount of shite I eat before holiday but all I can think about are pork pies and chocolate oranges
January 31, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I’m absolutely pulsing with rage tonight. Ain’t hormones brilliant
January 30, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I’ve just seen a magpie eat a dog shit 🤢
January 27, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Early last year I got a limited edition Rituals candle and by the time I’d burned it they’d all gone. Been looking for it for ages and I found someone selling 3 of them on eBay.
I’m now torn between being so happy that I’ve found some and guilty for how much I’ve just spent on bloody candles
January 23, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I think my pergola is about to be carried off in the wind
January 22, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Do they not make sure whoever is narrating an audiobook can do the accents in the story before they get the gig?
This has the worst scouse accent I’ve ever heard
January 19, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Why do the mirrors at the hairdressers make you look so incredibly ugly?

What if it’s not the mirrors 😬
January 19, 2024 at 11:32 AM
I’ve been working full time since September so I have a lot more spare cash than I did. So why do I feel so guilty about buying myself nice things?
January 18, 2024 at 4:42 PM
SNER!
January 16, 2024 at 9:10 AM
You know when you can’t find something and it completely consumes your every thought? Yeah, that.
January 15, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Started the day with a very short, very cold bike ride and finished it off with a burger that was a week’s worth of calories
January 14, 2024 at 4:25 PM
I thought my health anxiety days were pretty behind me until yesterday when I convinced myself I had parasites in one of my eyeballs. Turns out it was a bit of dirt under one of my contact lenses
January 14, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Was not expecting to head Daft Punk on The Crown
January 11, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Losing my touch
January 10, 2024 at 12:05 PM
I’m actually quite looking forward to this year. The other half has been given the official all-clear from cancer, so we’ve booked a load of holidays.
The factor 50 crew that we are though, you’ll just have to take my word for it that we’ve been. We’ll all come back as pale as we are right now
January 8, 2024 at 6:29 PM