mike
@wetlick.bsky.social
32, faggot in toronto. like a lot of nerd shit.
Nothing better than when a dickhead in a car zooms past the opening streetcar doors, then gets stuck at a red so I have a chance to run up, slam on their window and yell at them.
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Nothing better than when a dickhead in a car zooms past the opening streetcar doors, then gets stuck at a red so I have a chance to run up, slam on their window and yell at them.
Nobody cares, the meaningless brag is annoying, and the NYT is a shitheap. But. I still want to post my crossword stats on here. One day I will get a sub 2min Monday.
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Nobody cares, the meaningless brag is annoying, and the NYT is a shitheap. But. I still want to post my crossword stats on here. One day I will get a sub 2min Monday.
There's a sushi place that just opened in my neighborhood after being under construction for like half a year. I haven't tried it yet, but it's expensive, staffed entirely by white people, sells cream cheese rolls (🤮) and all the copy on their website is obviously AI generated. Yuck.
December 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
There's a sushi place that just opened in my neighborhood after being under construction for like half a year. I haven't tried it yet, but it's expensive, staffed entirely by white people, sells cream cheese rolls (🤮) and all the copy on their website is obviously AI generated. Yuck.
Dude from NJ with the screen name "hairy masc 4 masc" messaged me on Scruff, I said no thanks sis, and then he outed himself as a Trump supporter and had a hissy fit. How do these people exist! Death penalty.
December 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Dude from NJ with the screen name "hairy masc 4 masc" messaged me on Scruff, I said no thanks sis, and then he outed himself as a Trump supporter and had a hissy fit. How do these people exist! Death penalty.
My tits and my thighs hurt and its very upsetting. Who do I call to complain about this?
I pushed through the urges to shoot myself and did my first workout and drank a gross protein shake. That's it right? I get big muscles now? Right?
I wanna start working out but the process of figuring out a routine of exercises and thinking about what to eat before/after and all that shit makes me suicidal. Help!
December 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My tits and my thighs hurt and its very upsetting. Who do I call to complain about this?
I pushed through the urges to shoot myself and did my first workout and drank a gross protein shake. That's it right? I get big muscles now? Right?
I wanna start working out but the process of figuring out a routine of exercises and thinking about what to eat before/after and all that shit makes me suicidal. Help!
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I pushed through the urges to shoot myself and did my first workout and drank a gross protein shake. That's it right? I get big muscles now? Right?
I wanna start working out but the process of figuring out a routine of exercises and thinking about what to eat before/after and all that shit makes me suicidal. Help!
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I wanna start working out but the process of figuring out a routine of exercises and thinking about what to eat before/after and all that shit makes me suicidal. Help!
Hangin out with lil baby Tater
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hangin out with lil baby Tater
Honestly didn't think I spent quite that long on Midnight Suns. Solid game though.
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Honestly didn't think I spent quite that long on Midnight Suns. Solid game though.
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair was great to see in theatres. But we stayed for the post credits and it was the stupid Fortnite short he made, complete slop.
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair was great to see in theatres. But we stayed for the post credits and it was the stupid Fortnite short he made, complete slop.
Jesus, when I said internet perverts I was joking, where did all these porn accounts come from? Ick.
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Jesus, when I said internet perverts I was joking, where did all these porn accounts come from? Ick.
Skate games are usually not my thing but this looks like exactly my flavor of weird and the Blood Cultures soundtrack is tight.
Skate Story | OUT DECEMBER 8 🛹
YouTube video by DevolverDigital
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Skate games are usually not my thing but this looks like exactly my flavor of weird and the Blood Cultures soundtrack is tight.
I blew $50 on a three pack of the nice ck briefs I like as a treat, only to find out that they're actually a bizarre insanely high-waisted cut instead of my usual. Praying that I can return these grandpa-ass panties.
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I blew $50 on a three pack of the nice ck briefs I like as a treat, only to find out that they're actually a bizarre insanely high-waisted cut instead of my usual. Praying that I can return these grandpa-ass panties.
Was Octopath 2 a lot better than 1? A little mystified by the hype for the new one since the first one was fine but kind of mid.
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Was Octopath 2 a lot better than 1? A little mystified by the hype for the new one since the first one was fine but kind of mid.
IMO, the hair on my back and shoulders is one of my sexiest traits.
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 AM
IMO, the hair on my back and shoulders is one of my sexiest traits.
Flipped to the discover tab and saw a post from a gay dude showing off his chest and saying "wow, I really let my chest hair grow out." The shock of realizing that there are guys out there who actually regularly shave their body hair hit me like a cold splash of water. A different world!
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Flipped to the discover tab and saw a post from a gay dude showing off his chest and saying "wow, I really let my chest hair grow out." The shock of realizing that there are guys out there who actually regularly shave their body hair hit me like a cold splash of water. A different world!
Coming from tumblr, "i don't like guys who don't do anal" vs "i don't like guys who don't like guys who do anal" is some really weak sauce discourse. I wanna see kinnie shipping wars on here, stuff at least 4 layers of abstraction away from reality.
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Coming from tumblr, "i don't like guys who don't do anal" vs "i don't like guys who don't like guys who do anal" is some really weak sauce discourse. I wanna see kinnie shipping wars on here, stuff at least 4 layers of abstraction away from reality.
The initial lack of fast travel kind of blows, but it leads to some of the tightest map design of all time so it works out. Every time you open a new path back to Firelink Shrine it feels mindboggling.
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The initial lack of fast travel kind of blows, but it leads to some of the tightest map design of all time so it works out. Every time you open a new path back to Firelink Shrine it feels mindboggling.
I have started playing Dark Souls once again.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I have started playing Dark Souls once again.