can shit my friggin pants and the washer says it's clean in a lean 48 mins, but my dishes need two hours? What's going on in there???
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
can shit my friggin pants and the washer says it's clean in a lean 48 mins, but my dishes need two hours? What's going on in there???
south end crooked cardinal bird, never stood a chance
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
south end crooked cardinal bird, never stood a chance
Chan: we are living inside a very large pickle
Tucker: ...man, that ain't... that aint how you say that. And we..we.. fine. We just need to get to Tel Aviv, talk to that ambassador
Chan: and he will open the jar
Tucker: now we in a pickle and a jar?
Tucker: ...man, that ain't... that aint how you say that. And we..we.. fine. We just need to get to Tel Aviv, talk to that ambassador
Chan: and he will open the jar
Tucker: now we in a pickle and a jar?
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Chan: we are living inside a very large pickle
Tucker: ...man, that ain't... that aint how you say that. And we..we.. fine. We just need to get to Tel Aviv, talk to that ambassador
Chan: and he will open the jar
Tucker: now we in a pickle and a jar?
Tucker: ...man, that ain't... that aint how you say that. And we..we.. fine. We just need to get to Tel Aviv, talk to that ambassador
Chan: and he will open the jar
Tucker: now we in a pickle and a jar?
you know the kid gotta check this hb4k
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
you know the kid gotta check this hb4k
Watching Louisville football feels like we're on our 11th huff and our boys just came in with a juiced rag
November 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Watching Louisville football feels like we're on our 11th huff and our boys just came in with a juiced rag
@anitazavrrr just said it could be a "madhouse" tomorrow at the qdoba on popular level road due to their bogo entree Halloween special
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
@anitazavrrr just said it could be a "madhouse" tomorrow at the qdoba on popular level road due to their bogo entree Halloween special
lady in front of us at the football game looking up how much neanderthal is in the bloodline
October 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
lady in front of us at the football game looking up how much neanderthal is in the bloodline
had to have "the talk" with my son (you can't pee in the air vent)
October 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
had to have "the talk" with my son (you can't pee in the air vent)
bad bunny performing for the super bowl half is an extinction level event for people who think this salsa is too spicy
September 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
bad bunny performing for the super bowl half is an extinction level event for people who think this salsa is too spicy
logging into the espn app using the tv remote
September 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
logging into the espn app using the tv remote
my 40 y/o chopped and unc ass outside about to walk into osamasons
show
show
September 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
my 40 y/o chopped and unc ass outside about to walk into osamasons
show
show
don't talk to me until I've had my real-kill® wasp & hornet killer
September 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
don't talk to me until I've had my real-kill® wasp & hornet killer
thought that shit was hollow, lotta blood in a throat
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
thought that shit was hollow, lotta blood in a throat
arbys will just do anything
September 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
arbys will just do anything
accidentally hit buy it now and it took me saying WWAD for him to accept the cancel
August 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
accidentally hit buy it now and it took me saying WWAD for him to accept the cancel
on hour 6 of a 13 hour new jersey drive my son just exclaimed "it's rat time" which means putting as many rats that he can into a volcano on his iPad game
July 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
on hour 6 of a 13 hour new jersey drive my son just exclaimed "it's rat time" which means putting as many rats that he can into a volcano on his iPad game
Women will never understand the comfort and bliss of a man's algae pillow
July 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Women will never understand the comfort and bliss of a man's algae pillow
the dirt devil microfiber cleaning slippers 1 pk stay on during sex
July 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the dirt devil microfiber cleaning slippers 1 pk stay on during sex
Mexico in death stranding 2:
June 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Mexico in death stranding 2:
woman aura farming at the dog park reciting the "what does your tattoo say sweet/dude" scene from dude wheres my car with a luigi mangione saint shirt on
June 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
woman aura farming at the dog park reciting the "what does your tattoo say sweet/dude" scene from dude wheres my car with a luigi mangione saint shirt on
