Getting knighted by fine shyt with the penscalibur
March 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Getting knighted by fine shyt with the penscalibur
Gimpin ain't easy
March 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Gimpin ain't easy
I'm giving the haters my Bluesky info so they can block me on here too 💯
July 4, 2023 at 8:43 PM
I'm giving the haters my Bluesky info so they can block me on here too 💯
(first day as a puppygirl sitter)
📳 hey it's me. I doordashed some Subway here and when I opened the door she bit me and ran off with my sandwich. Yeah I know there's a lot of traffic rn. Ok I found her. Lot of red everywhere. Anyways can you bring me a spicy BMT and vitamin water on your way home
📳 hey it's me. I doordashed some Subway here and when I opened the door she bit me and ran off with my sandwich. Yeah I know there's a lot of traffic rn. Ok I found her. Lot of red everywhere. Anyways can you bring me a spicy BMT and vitamin water on your way home
July 3, 2023 at 6:28 PM
(first day as a puppygirl sitter)
📳 hey it's me. I doordashed some Subway here and when I opened the door she bit me and ran off with my sandwich. Yeah I know there's a lot of traffic rn. Ok I found her. Lot of red everywhere. Anyways can you bring me a spicy BMT and vitamin water on your way home
📳 hey it's me. I doordashed some Subway here and when I opened the door she bit me and ran off with my sandwich. Yeah I know there's a lot of traffic rn. Ok I found her. Lot of red everywhere. Anyways can you bring me a spicy BMT and vitamin water on your way home
Everyone wants a line cook until you go to their apartment and it's just empty cans of La Croix and Jimmy Dean Breakfast Croissant wrappers. And then you ask if he has anything vegan and he goes "yeah sure!" and pulls out a Jimmy Dean Plant-Based Breakfast Croissant and picks the cheese off for you
July 3, 2023 at 6:04 PM
Everyone wants a line cook until you go to their apartment and it's just empty cans of La Croix and Jimmy Dean Breakfast Croissant wrappers. And then you ask if he has anything vegan and he goes "yeah sure!" and pulls out a Jimmy Dean Plant-Based Breakfast Croissant and picks the cheese off for you
Trans people: I'm trans
Society: eww wtf that's so gay
Puppygirl Kanye: one "good girl" is worth a thousand scritches
Society: eww wtf that's so gay
Puppygirl Kanye: one "good girl" is worth a thousand scritches
July 3, 2023 at 5:48 PM
Trans people: I'm trans
Society: eww wtf that's so gay
Puppygirl Kanye: one "good girl" is worth a thousand scritches
Society: eww wtf that's so gay
Puppygirl Kanye: one "good girl" is worth a thousand scritches
Excuse me where can I find the emo pronouns?
Cashier who spends faer paycheck on cigs & molly: we don't have any. Sorry
Customer w/ an Invader Zim hoodie: haii can I haz a rawr/glompself??
Cashier: right this way!
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This is what it's like to not have a silly hat. I was wearing a normal hat
Cashier who spends faer paycheck on cigs & molly: we don't have any. Sorry
Customer w/ an Invader Zim hoodie: haii can I haz a rawr/glompself??
Cashier: right this way!
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This is what it's like to not have a silly hat. I was wearing a normal hat
July 3, 2023 at 5:47 PM
Excuse me where can I find the emo pronouns?
Cashier who spends faer paycheck on cigs & molly: we don't have any. Sorry
Customer w/ an Invader Zim hoodie: haii can I haz a rawr/glompself??
Cashier: right this way!
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This is what it's like to not have a silly hat. I was wearing a normal hat
Cashier who spends faer paycheck on cigs & molly: we don't have any. Sorry
Customer w/ an Invader Zim hoodie: haii can I haz a rawr/glompself??
Cashier: right this way!
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This is what it's like to not have a silly hat. I was wearing a normal hat
Alright I'm here. Where are the 5'8 otters at
July 3, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Alright I'm here. Where are the 5'8 otters at