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The Werewaffle
@werewaffle.bsky.social
Smelly werewolf. Traveling as much as possible. Likely posting photos with obscure textual context.

I bite. But you'll like it. 💜
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They teach you to endure, to trade away today’s joy for a promise that tomorrow may bring bliss. But if you forsake the breath in your lungs, your bodies functioning, chasing dreams not yet known, you may wake too late—your life spent in waiting. Do not chain your soul to tomorrow's dreams.
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Watched "Weapons" tonight. #iykyk

Gonna get an orange wig next 💅
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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It's halloween, you can't turn a werewolf down tonight!
October 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Special thanks to the Boofaloos for not doing me a murder today on any of my three run-ins with them.

🐺💜🦬
October 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Mmmm, Garlic Bread. 🤤
October 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win."

The brain is the actual monster.
October 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Up at 4 AM, grinding through work just to earn the right to day-drink my way 'round New Orleans on a Wednesday. ✅

Howdy from NOLA, y’all. 🍹 🐺

Come drink we me, fuzz butts.

- Fives Raw Bar, Jackson Square, New Orleans
October 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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🚀 Warp drive warming up! #TFF2026
You’ve got 30 minutes before launch at 12 PM CST!
Get ready to secure your rooms!
October 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It is always necessary to boop majestic swamp puppies.

🐺 + 🐊 = 🫂 BFF's
October 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Thirty-two states have major items on their ballots in Nov. You want something easy to do that can help yourself, your communities & beyond? Get out & make your voice heard in your local elections next month. Dont waste this chance to clog the people-churning-machine with more wrenches.
NEW: November general elections are around the corner, so it’s time to launch my cheat sheet of what’s on the ballot this fall!

I guide you thru the *185* elections I'm watching, & why: lawmakers, governors, judges, DAs, mayors, school boards, & dozens of ballot measures.

Explore, share, save:
Your Cheat Sheet to the 2025 General Elections - Bolts
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October 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
6 days, 2933 miles driven, 5 high points. Let's not discuss my lack of sleep.

13 down, 37 to go. This will get much harder.

My heart and soul is still somewhere in the Black Hills of South Dakota.

South Dakota, North Dakota, Wisconsin, Iowa, and Minnesota... this go 'round.
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Little known fact. If you're a good boy or girl, one of my 13 brothers will make you a hot and frothy beverage. Or perhaps I will. 👀

Cool little coffee spot in Chicago!

- Werewolf Coffee Bar
September 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
From the remnants of something long gone, a certain kind of life still lingers, whispering its own quiet beauty. Even if the vessel is worn and a little broken, there’s something undeniably beautiful in the way it endures. There is beauty in the way you survive. You were built to weather the storm.
September 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Not a bad spot for lunch heading back down from the Minnesota high point, Eagle Mountain.

That makes 10, I'm 1/5th of the way through 'em. 😁
September 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Somewhere in the Superior National Forest, near Lake Superior. Come warm up with me in the cabin. 💜
September 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I recently finished my 8th state highpoint, Britton Hill, Florida. At 345 ft, it’s the lowest in the US. This means that Britton Hill is lower than 15 states lowest points.

But the best part wasn’t the hill... It was sitting by a pond half a mile away, lost in the moment for hours on end.
September 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
How do the rest of you respond to wrong number or scam texts on your work phones?
September 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Do not let walls and worries steal away your moment from the sunset

Buenas Noches from Ciudad Apodaca.
September 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The cold, hard fact:

Fries are nothing more than ketchup Uber rides, and my mouth is the final destination.
August 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A LEEZORD CAME TO VISIT.

🦎 + 🐺 = 🫂
August 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Ugghh, pizza is life.

Location: Zaza Fine Salad and Wood Over Pizza, Little Rock, AR.

Delicious 🤤
August 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
When things start moving randomly in your 130+ year old room. Thanks, Telegram, for being there for me tonight.

👻 🐺 😱 😏 🥵 💦
August 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ah, yes. The fun things you find in old houses.
August 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Pittsburgh is a seriously underappreciated city. Always love visiting here.
August 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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O h 😰
July 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The perfect evening? It's not complicated. A good pup at your side, the kind that doesn’t ask for much; just your company. Oh, and a glass of bourbon, neat, no other bullshit needed. That’s peace. That’s how I needed to unwind today.
July 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM