Stephen
wenlock.bsky.social
Stephen
@wenlock.bsky.social
Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming. #TheArchers listener and @Dumteedum co-presenter.
Ooh, Bill Gordon is moved. #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The door is always open. As is the trapdoor just inside it. #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ruth is stalking Leonard. #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Joy has a brilliant idea.

Cocaine, but for kids.

#TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
George tries to make peace.

But only succeeds in making pea soup.

#TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
He is no good, really.

#TheArchers
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
How much Whatever can you get for £500?

#TheArchers
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Keep your chin up. Easier for the world to get in its knock-out blow. #TheArchers
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This journey to the North is going to be *such* fun!

#TheArchers
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Cooking and cleaning. Give this man a medal.

#TheArchers
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Spicy Chicken. It’s a Jamie Oliver recipe. I can’t afford chicken though, so I’ve used turkey twizzlers instead.

#TheArchers
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I thought it was a bit odd of Phoebe to do all this traveling.

#TheArchers
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Kate.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
#TheArchers
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Kate is determined to get her own way.

You just can’t trust Scottish milk products. Sorry, that should have read “Kate is determined to get her own whey.”

#TheArchers
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Will offers George a ray of hope.

It’s a SkyRay Ice Lolly. It melts.

#TheArchers
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ruth has reservations.

For a week in a Scottish castle. She’s hoping the other guests will be easy to get on with and not neurotic bickering fun sponges.

#TheArchers
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There’s a shocking turn of events for Neil.

The first little piggy didn’t go to market. Instead it stayed home and ate the third little piggy’s roast beef.

#TheArchers
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
There’s an easy way to fix this. Esme needs to go down to The Bull after the crem, stand in the middle of the Ploughman’s, and yell “My father’s first name was Montmorency!”

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Chris, this isn’t about Martha, or about Alice. It’s all about you. So why don’t you just stfu?

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If you look down on the farm, it won’t be outlined against the sky. Just sayin’.

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
We all know all of this, Esme. What we really want to know is what his first name was.

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Then, it was mostly to wind Susan up.

Now, it’s mostly to wind Alice up.

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“All’s well that ends well?” Who is this woman and what has she done with the real Alice?

#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
They’ve all turned up because they heard about Mulligan from listening to #TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM