How long will it be before Trump is telling everyone that he lowered oil prices?

Almost everyone I know is very tightly wound and one minor inconvenience from losing it. Case in point: my mom emailing me with many capital letters and exclamation points about how much she hates the new yahoo email and its AI summaries.

Someone at planet fitness just called me ma’am and now I will go jump into a grave.

I just started listening to “Revenge of the Tipping Point,” which Malcolm Gladwell begins by reflecting on “The Tipping Point,” which he wrote 25 years ago. “Ah,” I thought, “the 80s.” Then he says it came out in 2000 and once again I am attacked by math.

Fuck around: I decided to skip making a regular muslin and opted for a wearable muslin.
Find out: this is the first time I’ve sewn a pattern by this designer and oh, the modifications I need to make.

Great Pyrenees are a guardian breed, here is ours on the lookout for whatever made the dishwasher make a funny noise (it was a whisk that wasn’t loaded right). So noble. So majestic. Such barking.

Time for fake spring!

Sure, this country is spiraling the drain, but I saw the weinermobile today. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Taking a break from trying to eat all the snow at The Point.

Exactly. And film yourself doing it for social media!

Ok listen, I have been reading the news and I am going to need a lot more little treats.

Pittsburgh refused to call a music venue anything but “Star Lake”through FOUR name changes and 11 years later, the venue name was changed back to Star Lake.

I feel like the ones doing the most fucking around will be doing the least amount of finding out.

(pattern by Stephanie Rohr)