Lyn
weirdyoukaigirl.bsky.social
Lyn
@weirdyoukaigirl.bsky.social
Just a Nintendo fangirl trying to figure out her life. I play competitive Smash sometimes.

she/her, 30, maybe probably a Youkai.

Oh, and I like frogs, too, I guess.

Minors DNI please :)
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This is what Pokemon Champions should have achieved at a bare minimum. A concept trailer from 2007 for a sub-HD console was my lowest expectation, and Champions still failed to meet even that.
Pokemon Battle Revolution Nintendo Wii Trailer
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Kinda getting into Chess. I'm really bad at it, but I'm enjoying myself a lot.

Kinda terrified to start playing real people instead of bots, but I keep being told that I need to begin doing that @-@
January 8, 2026 at 6:46 AM
I did the initial in-game research on Zelda: BotW's difficulty scaling/hidden exp system before dataminers found it. I actually even found the exact point thresholds for every monster and weapon upgrade right before those values in the code were found.

It's niche, but I had fun doing it.
January 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Happy New Year and reminder that this is the year Super Smash Bros. Brawl becomes a legal adult~
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I don't see him dropping below a top 5 position personally. Just way too consistently good in so many situations. Probably won't end up being a top 2 character because he doesn't have as notable of highs compared to others, but I think he will remain a very reliable and strong pick.
December 29, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Helps a lot that web slinging has lots of fun niche uses that come up in split-second moments. Always feels like I can optimize its usage just a little bit more.

Since really getting into the flow of the game, I honestly don't think there's been a single time Taranza has felt underwhelming.
December 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I really cannot overstate just how solid of a character Taranza is in Air Riders. Every setback feels like it's 100% on me, and I always feel well-rewarded for successfully executing a plan or strategy.

Spider boy goes fast, takes hits, can hit hard if needed, and has passable handling to boot.
December 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Afterthought:

Honestly, most of this was just because I'm a little irritated that such evocative imagery ultimately didn't seem to have any relevance to the plot or backstory of 4. Making a design so blatant and not following up on it is just really deflating when trying to get invested in a world.
December 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
But a backstory of a society divided by sudden physical and behavioral differences occuring due to a natural development that eventually fell apart because they were unable to reconcile their established culture with those changes would be way more interesting than the very blah story that we got.
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I understand that going down that path could have some iffy implications if the needle isn't threaded correctly, and even if it is, it would still be a hard sell in the current political climate.

(12/13)
December 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Instead, the Grievers are just mindless, basically mutated beasts to be killed without a second thought, the yonic architecture seemingly has no symbolic meaning at all, and green energy is just lamer Phazon.

(11/?)
December 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Instead it would be a symbol likely to be familiar to the player with implications that would subtly foreshadow the physical transformation of the Grievers being due to a hormonal difference rather than a mutagenic influence like Phazon.

(10/?)
December 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
This doesn't have to be literally yonic or referring to the Lamorn literally having vaginas within the context of the game world.

(9/?)
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
After that venture fails, and the "Grievers" shift the dynamic of power into their favor, the yonic design of Chrono Tower, then, could be seen as the Lamorn's last effort to lionize their culture by displaying the most differentiating characteristic they retained that the Grievers lost.

(8/?)
December 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
These changes could have been seen as such an aberration that the research center was used to rid "undesirables" of their new traits, with the Lamorn having the power and influence to transport thousands of these "Grievers" to be used as guinea pigs to preserve their preferred way of life.

(7/?)
December 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
What if, instead of the generic story we got, green energy was, unknown to the Lamorn, a naturally synthesized hormone that led to heretofore unseen natural physical and behavioral changes to the Lamorn that were immediately rejected and vilified for clashing with their established culture.

(6/?)
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
But the Lamorn aren't just wild animals. They have a society, culture, art, etc., and the sudden inclusion of yonic architecture in Chrono Tower, the Lamorn's final sanctuary from the Grievers, when Lamorn architecture typically lacked such a prominent design element, feels especially poignant.

(5)
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
At the moment, axolotl do not naturally undergo metamorphosis when they reach sexual maturity, but if given the necessary hormones, they do undergo a transformation that allows them to live on land which includes an increase in muscle mass.

(4/?)
December 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
In fact, this actually parallels one of the inspirations for the Lamorn, axolotl, to an extent.
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
All the subtle details point to the idea that green energy led to a physical transformation in the Lamorn that their bodies had the DNA to take on but lacked the necessary catalyst to do so, and that's infinitely more interesting.

(3/?)
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Given the troubled development cycle, I can understand that a different direction was ultimately taken, but they really just ended up making green, less interesting Phazon in the end.

(2/?)
December 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Major Metroid Prime 4 spoilers:

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So Chrono Tower's design is undeniably quite yonic, the Lamorn are notably quite slender, and the Grievers, far more aggressive and toned, are noted to simply have had certain unactivated genes activated by green energy. And none of that is related???
December 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Can you imagine how much less memorable Phazon would have been if it was just called "Blue Fungus?"
December 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It is a little funny that as soon as you think you're fighting someone interesting, the game says, "Lol, jk, it's another Psy-bot."
December 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
The game is beautiful no doubt, but what is going on here? Terms like Green Energy and Psychic X feel like placeholders that they never got around to giving proper names.

I know it was in development for a looooong time, but maybe it should've stayed in that oven....
December 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Metroid Prime 4 spoilers

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Just got the Electric Shot, and my overall takeaway at the moment is... is this game unfinished? Lots of repeat enemies, Psy-bots for every involved combat section, and Metroid stuff just... kinda being thrown in haphazardly? Barely feels like a Metroid game tbh.
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM