Weird Al Lyrics
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Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly
Now, everyone said Californie is the place that you oughta be. We got to load up this here truck now. We got to move to Beverly
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Now, everyone said Californie is the place that you oughta be. We got to load up this here truck now. We got to move to Beverly
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team
It was like, the last day before trash day. My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It was like, the last day before trash day. My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay
Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin. It's the end of all humanity. No more time for last minute shopping it's time to face your final destiny
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin. It's the end of all humanity. No more time for last minute shopping it's time to face your final destiny
Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
Well now I know you're wishin I'll sign your petition. But stop forwarding that crap to me
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Well now I know you're wishin I'll sign your petition. But stop forwarding that crap to me
Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below. We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below. We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow
I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree. A big swarm of locusts is following me. There's not even anything good on TV
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree. A big swarm of locusts is following me. There's not even anything good on TV
You can be a coffee achiever. You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
You can be a coffee achiever. You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
STOP! Sending me that crap, Crap, I don't want it, Don't send it to me
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
STOP! Sending me that crap, Crap, I don't want it, Don't send it to me
You should-a taste my lasagna!
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
You should-a taste my lasagna!
No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again, til we bring you Nature Trail to Hell Part 2.
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again, til we bring you Nature Trail to Hell Part 2.
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy. She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-ee
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy. She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-ee
Listen to the Muzak, Hearin' people scream. Sittin' in the waiting room, Readin' crappy magazines
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Listen to the Muzak, Hearin' people scream. Sittin' in the waiting room, Readin' crappy magazines
I'm so handy, everyone said so. I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I'm so handy, everyone said so. I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio
What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out.
I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
Oh my my this here Anakin guy. May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Oh my my this here Anakin guy. May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
I'm so handy, everyone said so. I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I'm so handy, everyone said so. I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio
You better listen, better do what you're told. You haven't even touched your tuna casserole. You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
You better listen, better do what you're told. You haven't even touched your tuna casserole. You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one…Open up a package of my bologna
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one…Open up a package of my bologna
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out. Got people begging for my top 8 spaces, Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 AM
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out. Got people begging for my top 8 spaces, Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Yo quiero chimichangas y chile Colorado. Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Yo quiero chimichangas y chile Colorado. Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
Harvey the Wonder Hamster, He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal, He just runs around on his hamster wheel
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Harvey the Wonder Hamster, He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal, He just runs around on his hamster wheel