Weird Al Lyrics
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I'm glad that you found somebody new. Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, than spend one more minute with you.
December 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm glad that you found somebody new. Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, than spend one more minute with you.
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane, with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
December 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane, with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
It was like, the last day before trash day. My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay
December 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It was like, the last day before trash day. My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay
And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin
Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one…Open up a package of my bologna
December 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one…Open up a package of my bologna
Some girls like to buy new shoes, and others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Some girls like to buy new shoes, and others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
We wear black leather in the hottest weather. You can't imagine the smell
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We wear black leather in the hottest weather. You can't imagine the smell
Coming this Christmas to a theater near you. The most horrifying film that hit the screen!
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Coming this Christmas to a theater near you. The most horrifying film that hit the screen!
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy. She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-ee
December 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy. She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-ee
It's Christmas at Ground Zero, now the missiles are on their way. What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday
December 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It's Christmas at Ground Zero, now the missiles are on their way. What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday
So I get my handcuffs, my cyanide pills, my classified dossier…tapping the phones like yeah, shredding the files like yeah
December 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
So I get my handcuffs, my cyanide pills, my classified dossier…tapping the phones like yeah, shredding the files like yeah
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team
December 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team
A used pink bathrobe. A rare mint snowglobe. A Smurf TV tray. I bought on eBay.
December 31, 2025 at 11:10 AM
A used pink bathrobe. A rare mint snowglobe. A Smurf TV tray. I bought on eBay.
In the end some Gungans died. Some ships blew up and some pilots fried. A lot of folks were croakin. The battle droids were broken…
December 31, 2025 at 10:06 AM
In the end some Gungans died. Some ships blew up and some pilots fried. A lot of folks were croakin. The battle droids were broken…
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course…Could he bring balance to the Force?
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course…Could he bring balance to the Force?
Have a banana, have a whole bunch. It doesn't matter what you had for lunch. Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Have a banana, have a whole bunch. It doesn't matter what you had for lunch. Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
A used pink bathrobe. A rare mint snowglobe. A Smurf TV tray. I bought on eBay.
December 31, 2025 at 7:02 AM
A used pink bathrobe. A rare mint snowglobe. A Smurf TV tray. I bought on eBay.
And the Jedi I admire most met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast. Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
December 31, 2025 at 6:02 AM
And the Jedi I admire most met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast. Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork, than watch you going out with other men
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork, than watch you going out with other men
Oh my my this here Anakin guy. May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
December 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Oh my my this here Anakin guy. May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Do you see him hitting on the queen, Though he's just nine and she's fourteen? Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday.
December 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Do you see him hitting on the queen, Though he's just nine and she's fourteen? Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday.
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy. She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-ee
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy. She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-ee
Listen to the Muzak, Hearin' people scream. Sittin' in the waiting room, Readin' crappy magazines
December 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Listen to the Muzak, Hearin' people scream. Sittin' in the waiting room, Readin' crappy magazines
Talk with your mouth full. Bite the hand that feeds you. Bite off more than you chew. What can you do? Dare to be stupid!
December 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Talk with your mouth full. Bite the hand that feeds you. Bite off more than you chew. What can you do? Dare to be stupid!
I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.
December 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.