Suburban Weezie 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🤬❄️
@weeziejean.bsky.social
Just trying to stay sane in an insane world.
So I got this RoboText today. Normally I just delete and report them as junk, but this was too good of an opportunity to pass up …
Oddly, I did not get a response 🤔😂
Oddly, I did not get a response 🤔😂
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So I got this RoboText today. Normally I just delete and report them as junk, but this was too good of an opportunity to pass up …
Oddly, I did not get a response 🤔😂
Oddly, I did not get a response 🤔😂
Up at the buttcrack of dawn to perform my civic duty … working as the co-chair of my election precinct.
Local elections are important too!!!!
#electionday2025 #isuckatselfies
Local elections are important too!!!!
#electionday2025 #isuckatselfies
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Up at the buttcrack of dawn to perform my civic duty … working as the co-chair of my election precinct.
Local elections are important too!!!!
#electionday2025 #isuckatselfies
Local elections are important too!!!!
#electionday2025 #isuckatselfies
In #caturday news… Turns out we have siblings, not brothers as we originally thought.
Fortunately, Murphy is a pretty gender-neutral name so we do t have to come up with something else.
Murphy is the tiger tabby, Gus is the tuxedo.
Fortunately, Murphy is a pretty gender-neutral name so we do t have to come up with something else.
Murphy is the tiger tabby, Gus is the tuxedo.
October 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
In #caturday news… Turns out we have siblings, not brothers as we originally thought.
Fortunately, Murphy is a pretty gender-neutral name so we do t have to come up with something else.
Murphy is the tiger tabby, Gus is the tuxedo.
Fortunately, Murphy is a pretty gender-neutral name so we do t have to come up with something else.
Murphy is the tiger tabby, Gus is the tuxedo.
And a very fine morning to you from our new furry friends …
September 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
And a very fine morning to you from our new furry friends …
No, we are *not* replacing the eldest child with two new kittens.
It is completely coincidental that he is signing his first lease on the day we are meeting the kittens.
Absolutely coincidental, promise!!
It is completely coincidental that he is signing his first lease on the day we are meeting the kittens.
Absolutely coincidental, promise!!
August 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
No, we are *not* replacing the eldest child with two new kittens.
It is completely coincidental that he is signing his first lease on the day we are meeting the kittens.
Absolutely coincidental, promise!!
It is completely coincidental that he is signing his first lease on the day we are meeting the kittens.
Absolutely coincidental, promise!!
Today would have been my brother’s 53rd birthday. Years pass .. it never gets easier… love you bro. 🥰😢
August 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Today would have been my brother’s 53rd birthday. Years pass .. it never gets easier… love you bro. 🥰😢
Two fifths of vodka + three boxes of jello = a good start to the weekend!
July 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Two fifths of vodka + three boxes of jello = a good start to the weekend!
If you see this pic, then I implore you to post an image from your device without context
July 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If you see this pic, then I implore you to post an image from your device without context
My first name is not horribly common, so when I run across a novel whose main character shares my name, it’s almost distracting? Disconcerting? Not sure the right word to use.
How do “common named” folks deal with this?
How do “common named” folks deal with this?
July 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My first name is not horribly common, so when I run across a novel whose main character shares my name, it’s almost distracting? Disconcerting? Not sure the right word to use.
How do “common named” folks deal with this?
How do “common named” folks deal with this?
Ironic moment of the day …
I received an email from my electric company about how they were making improvements to make our power more reliable.
In the middle of a power outage. 🤦♀️
You can’t make this shit up …
I received an email from my electric company about how they were making improvements to make our power more reliable.
In the middle of a power outage. 🤦♀️
You can’t make this shit up …
May 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Ironic moment of the day …
I received an email from my electric company about how they were making improvements to make our power more reliable.
In the middle of a power outage. 🤦♀️
You can’t make this shit up …
I received an email from my electric company about how they were making improvements to make our power more reliable.
In the middle of a power outage. 🤦♀️
You can’t make this shit up …
My view for the holiday weekend. Doesn’t get much better than this ☺️
#puremichigan #lakehuron #tawasbay
#puremichigan #lakehuron #tawasbay
May 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
My view for the holiday weekend. Doesn’t get much better than this ☺️
#puremichigan #lakehuron #tawasbay
#puremichigan #lakehuron #tawasbay
To his credit, door installer locked the doors when he was finished with trim work today (doors installed last week). The problem? All of the new keys were still in the house. 🤦♀️
No less than 5 people walked by during my B&E. Not a word. Hubby comments “you’re not brown.”
The scene:
No less than 5 people walked by during my B&E. Not a word. Hubby comments “you’re not brown.”
The scene:
May 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
To his credit, door installer locked the doors when he was finished with trim work today (doors installed last week). The problem? All of the new keys were still in the house. 🤦♀️
No less than 5 people walked by during my B&E. Not a word. Hubby comments “you’re not brown.”
The scene:
No less than 5 people walked by during my B&E. Not a word. Hubby comments “you’re not brown.”
The scene:
🐶 🌈 😢
His last day was spent basking in the back yard.
His last day was spent basking in the back yard.
April 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
🐶 🌈 😢
His last day was spent basking in the back yard.
His last day was spent basking in the back yard.
My poor, old fur baby with congestive heart failure and pancreatitis. So sweet.
Holding out as long as we can … he eats sporadically but is still mostly happy with a cold, wet nose.
Holding out as long as we can … he eats sporadically but is still mostly happy with a cold, wet nose.
April 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My poor, old fur baby with congestive heart failure and pancreatitis. So sweet.
Holding out as long as we can … he eats sporadically but is still mostly happy with a cold, wet nose.
Holding out as long as we can … he eats sporadically but is still mostly happy with a cold, wet nose.
As a recovering Catholic on Fat Tuesday, I recall a time when I would give up something meaningful to me for Lent.
Maybe JD Vance, being the good Catholic he purports to be, should give up the Vice Presidency for Lent.
Maybe JD Vance, being the good Catholic he purports to be, should give up the Vice Presidency for Lent.
March 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
As a recovering Catholic on Fat Tuesday, I recall a time when I would give up something meaningful to me for Lent.
Maybe JD Vance, being the good Catholic he purports to be, should give up the Vice Presidency for Lent.
Maybe JD Vance, being the good Catholic he purports to be, should give up the Vice Presidency for Lent.
Anyone know a good immigration lawyer? I have questions regarding citizenship status and dual citizenship, ya know, just in case shit goes really sideways.
February 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Anyone know a good immigration lawyer? I have questions regarding citizenship status and dual citizenship, ya know, just in case shit goes really sideways.
#Snowmageddon2025 Part 2 has commenced, foiling my plans to visit my kid at college today.
Hopefully the grocery store will be empty today - I need half and half for my coffee.
Maybe I’ll even get another paid snow day tomorrow!! ❄️🥶❄️
Hopefully the grocery store will be empty today - I need half and half for my coffee.
Maybe I’ll even get another paid snow day tomorrow!! ❄️🥶❄️
February 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
#Snowmageddon2025 Part 2 has commenced, foiling my plans to visit my kid at college today.
Hopefully the grocery store will be empty today - I need half and half for my coffee.
Maybe I’ll even get another paid snow day tomorrow!! ❄️🥶❄️
Hopefully the grocery store will be empty today - I need half and half for my coffee.
Maybe I’ll even get another paid snow day tomorrow!! ❄️🥶❄️
And it seems that #Snowmageddon2025 has begun. Or it this #Snowpocalypse2025 ?
I can never remember the difference 😜❄️
I can never remember the difference 😜❄️
February 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
And it seems that #Snowmageddon2025 has begun. Or it this #Snowpocalypse2025 ?
I can never remember the difference 😜❄️
I can never remember the difference 😜❄️
It occurred to me at night that Donald Trump is Tommen (Lannister) Baratheon at the beginning of his reign - they both enjoy signing whatever is placed in front of them even if they have no idea what is is or what it does.
February 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It occurred to me at night that Donald Trump is Tommen (Lannister) Baratheon at the beginning of his reign - they both enjoy signing whatever is placed in front of them even if they have no idea what is is or what it does.
Serious question - How volatile will the markets become in this asinine trade war? Is it time to liquidate investment accounts that aren’t 401k? I have a few hanging out and am thinking I may want to stuff my mattress with cash.
February 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Serious question - How volatile will the markets become in this asinine trade war? Is it time to liquidate investment accounts that aren’t 401k? I have a few hanging out and am thinking I may want to stuff my mattress with cash.
Why is all the concern only about trans women? What about trans men?
Couldn’t a man say he’s a trans man to gain access to a women’s room?
And who is policing this? Are there going to be “genitalia” police outside of every single-gender space?
Fucking ridiculous.
#transrightsarehumanrights
Couldn’t a man say he’s a trans man to gain access to a women’s room?
And who is policing this? Are there going to be “genitalia” police outside of every single-gender space?
Fucking ridiculous.
#transrightsarehumanrights
January 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Why is all the concern only about trans women? What about trans men?
Couldn’t a man say he’s a trans man to gain access to a women’s room?
And who is policing this? Are there going to be “genitalia” police outside of every single-gender space?
Fucking ridiculous.
#transrightsarehumanrights
Couldn’t a man say he’s a trans man to gain access to a women’s room?
And who is policing this? Are there going to be “genitalia” police outside of every single-gender space?
Fucking ridiculous.
#transrightsarehumanrights
I offer up, for your consideration, to dub the occupant of the White House …
Cheeto Benito.
I mean, Mango Mussolini is a great alliterative, but sometimes you just need a solid rhyme.
Cheeto Benito.
I mean, Mango Mussolini is a great alliterative, but sometimes you just need a solid rhyme.
January 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I offer up, for your consideration, to dub the occupant of the White House …
Cheeto Benito.
I mean, Mango Mussolini is a great alliterative, but sometimes you just need a solid rhyme.
Cheeto Benito.
I mean, Mango Mussolini is a great alliterative, but sometimes you just need a solid rhyme.
What’s Jan in MI like? Some ❄️ on the ground. 🌧️ all night so it’s slushy now. The clouds can’t decide if they want to drop more rain or some snow as the temp hovers around 32. Polar Vortex creeping in and everything will soon be 🧊.
But it’s going to be “too cold” to be outside in DC on Monday? 🙄
But it’s going to be “too cold” to be outside in DC on Monday? 🙄
January 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What’s Jan in MI like? Some ❄️ on the ground. 🌧️ all night so it’s slushy now. The clouds can’t decide if they want to drop more rain or some snow as the temp hovers around 32. Polar Vortex creeping in and everything will soon be 🧊.
But it’s going to be “too cold” to be outside in DC on Monday? 🙄
But it’s going to be “too cold” to be outside in DC on Monday? 🙄
As much as I’d like to give up Amazon and stick it to Bezos, “Same Day Shipping” availability from Amazon because there’s a distribution center on the other side of town is awfully damn convenient.
January 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
As much as I’d like to give up Amazon and stick it to Bezos, “Same Day Shipping” availability from Amazon because there’s a distribution center on the other side of town is awfully damn convenient.
It seemed appropriate to ring in the New Year by playing Cards Against Humanity and toasting with Sex … because if you can’t have Sex with your friends, who can you have Sex with?
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Sex is a Brut Rose’ sparkling wine … get yer mind out of the gutter!!
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Sex is a Brut Rose’ sparkling wine … get yer mind out of the gutter!!
January 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
It seemed appropriate to ring in the New Year by playing Cards Against Humanity and toasting with Sex … because if you can’t have Sex with your friends, who can you have Sex with?
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Sex is a Brut Rose’ sparkling wine … get yer mind out of the gutter!!
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Sex is a Brut Rose’ sparkling wine … get yer mind out of the gutter!!