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I eat hoes like you, no plate, no fork, no sauce, just live raw snakes!
l eat hoes like you, no seasoning, no salt needed, cause you came that way!

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Capricorn ♑
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I keep saying that I’m the unsinkable rubber ducky #RHOSLC
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It Happened to Me: Military Service

It could happen to YOU 🫵

Everyone is legally obligated to send me a belly pic today or you get fined $300 sorry I don't make the rules it's in the Constitution or something #happyveteransday
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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good morning, sunday morning
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Prance my queen!
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
oh BABY
🚨Carly Rae Jepsen announces she’s pregnant.
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"I herald His beginning, I herald your end, I herald.... HALLOWEEN" 🎃🌠🏄‍♂️

#SilverSurfer #HappyHalloween #FantasticFour
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Happy Hallow.…
October 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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cannot explain how beyond stupid i think it sounds when people say ‘i asked chatgpt’ in place of googling it
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Zaxby's has always been superior tbqh
My heart breaks a little every time I see gay people eating hate chicken. There are other options
October 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Feeling woofy 🐾😉🥤
October 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Only Charli I know is xcx and she’s fine so
September 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
😺💝🫂
September 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hi blonde I'm gay!💈✂️👱‍♀️🐻
August 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
EVERYBODY DANCE
EVERYBODY SING
EVERYBODY MOVE
EVERYBODY SCREAM
a young man wearing a yellow shirt is making a funny face in front of a window
ALT: a young man wearing a yellow shirt is making a funny face in front of a window
media.tenor.com
August 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Florence screaming down a hole? Girl, same.
August 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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happy thursday enjoy jinkx monsoon dragging jk rowling to the depths of hell and back
July 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Is it giving Summerboy? 🩲💕⚡
July 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Speedo szn ⚡⚡💕💕🩲🩲
July 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Hi gay people. Remember!
July 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM