William E.
@wdelliott.bsky.social
follow me for sci-fi, memes, and gnostic symbolism in Garfield
who else would join The Great Pumpkin if it was a real religion?
October 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
who else would join The Great Pumpkin if it was a real religion?
Is the dungeon synth rotting my brain or would it feel weirdly cozy to live in a giant hollowed out pumpkin?
September 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Is the dungeon synth rotting my brain or would it feel weirdly cozy to live in a giant hollowed out pumpkin?
Last weekend's Texas Author and Reader Con was a rousing success! Bought a nice little haul of books.
July 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Last weekend's Texas Author and Reader Con was a rousing success! Bought a nice little haul of books.
An aperol spritz is a great way to brighten up a rainy day.
June 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
An aperol spritz is a great way to brighten up a rainy day.
mermaids act shy and insecure, but they're really just fishing for compliments
June 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
mermaids act shy and insecure, but they're really just fishing for compliments
Counting down the days to my Chicago getaway. My body craves Malört, Chicago dogs, and daytime temperatures below 85 degrees 🫠.
May 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Counting down the days to my Chicago getaway. My body craves Malört, Chicago dogs, and daytime temperatures below 85 degrees 🫠.
I know all cats kind of have that vibe, but tortoiseshell cats especially always look like they're going to impart some arcane vision or sibyllic prophecy from gazing into their eyes.
May 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I know all cats kind of have that vibe, but tortoiseshell cats especially always look like they're going to impart some arcane vision or sibyllic prophecy from gazing into their eyes.
rotating the captcha image in my head to prove I am a sapient meat machine
May 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
rotating the captcha image in my head to prove I am a sapient meat machine
death metal fans be like "bro how can you say all this band's music sounds the same? their pig squeal era is totally different from their corpse grinding era."
April 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
death metal fans be like "bro how can you say all this band's music sounds the same? their pig squeal era is totally different from their corpse grinding era."
triangulating the place to circle the wagons before we square off
April 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
triangulating the place to circle the wagons before we square off
The Ancient Egyptians lived in the sand with a bunch of cats. Basically one giant litterbox. You can't convince me that cat-worshipping stuff wasn't an epidemic of toxoplasmosis.
April 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The Ancient Egyptians lived in the sand with a bunch of cats. Basically one giant litterbox. You can't convince me that cat-worshipping stuff wasn't an epidemic of toxoplasmosis.
Today's sweet treat: a churro dark chocolate bar, with a Vietnamese cinnamon syrup I made drizzled on top
March 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Today's sweet treat: a churro dark chocolate bar, with a Vietnamese cinnamon syrup I made drizzled on top
We need separate terms for posting content that helps vs. harms discourse. Engagement farming vs. enragement farming.
March 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
We need separate terms for posting content that helps vs. harms discourse. Engagement farming vs. enragement farming.
saw a Sonic with indoor dine-in seating the other day. feels like I witnessed an SCP.
March 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
saw a Sonic with indoor dine-in seating the other day. feels like I witnessed an SCP.
Gender-flipped "The Lighthouse" where Tilda Swinton is yelling at Kristen Stewart "Why'd ya spill yer tea?!"
March 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Gender-flipped "The Lighthouse" where Tilda Swinton is yelling at Kristen Stewart "Why'd ya spill yer tea?!"
The reason Mongolian Death Worms don't exist isn't that they're scientifically impossible, but rather because we aren't cool enough to deserve an animal with that awesomely doom metal of a name.
March 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The reason Mongolian Death Worms don't exist isn't that they're scientifically impossible, but rather because we aren't cool enough to deserve an animal with that awesomely doom metal of a name.
Salty liquorice is the Darth Vader of candy.
March 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Salty liquorice is the Darth Vader of candy.
Where does this guy fit on the D&D alignment chart?
March 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Where does this guy fit on the D&D alignment chart?
why do we call it "throw under the bus" instead of "chuck under the truck"?
February 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
why do we call it "throw under the bus" instead of "chuck under the truck"?
TBT ziplining in Puerto Rico! Something I'd love to do again sometime.
February 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
TBT ziplining in Puerto Rico! Something I'd love to do again sometime.
We all know that women would choose the bear, but do Aussie women choose the drop bear?
January 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
We all know that women would choose the bear, but do Aussie women choose the drop bear?
You've been caught stealing the Kellogg's cereal recipes. You adamantly refuse to tell them who you're working for. That's when three diminutive figures enter the room holding torture implements. "You're about to find out why they call us Snap, Crackle, and Pop."
January 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You've been caught stealing the Kellogg's cereal recipes. You adamantly refuse to tell them who you're working for. That's when three diminutive figures enter the room holding torture implements. "You're about to find out why they call us Snap, Crackle, and Pop."
One of the biggest disappointments about growing up is learning there's no adult version of those little dessert pizzas in Lunchables.
January 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
One of the biggest disappointments about growing up is learning there's no adult version of those little dessert pizzas in Lunchables.
Debating whether Six of Crows or Shadow and Bone is the better series. I think the descriptions of fluffy, delicious waffles give Crows an important strategic advantage.
January 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Debating whether Six of Crows or Shadow and Bone is the better series. I think the descriptions of fluffy, delicious waffles give Crows an important strategic advantage.
You can find some amazing things at Half-Price Books.
January 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
You can find some amazing things at Half-Price Books.