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watersdry.bsky.social
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@watersdry.bsky.social
you are who you are when no one is watching
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February 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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February 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?

Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
@lebatardshow.bsky.social when you dislike greg cote and dan's treatment of him, 10 days of reruns of him seems especially cruel.
January 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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the perfect rating doesn't exi......

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December 14, 2024 at 10:30 PM
@jessicasmetana.bsky.social 🫣you ready to doubt Georgia? we need a lil doubt please? tell us what you think ND will do to them 😈
December 21, 2024 at 1:01 PM
barstool hiring jon gruden was a hand in glove fit
December 21, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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Idk, this shit feels borderline treasonous. Nobody voted for them. In the case of Viveck, they actively voted against that obnoxious twit.
it's notable that House Republicans on right-wing TV have the knives out tonight for Mike Johnson
December 19, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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Pretty much...
December 19, 2024 at 1:49 AM
timothee chalamet is on an amazing PR run right now. I'm not watching no movie about fucking Bob Dylan but his personality is not at all what I expected
December 18, 2024 at 2:39 PM
while I am tired of Hollywood not trying anything new and just chasing down remakes, I do like what Batman and Dune have done. More shoulder programming to support your movies universe!
December 16, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I didn't know Friday News Dumps were still a thing. the NFL still playing the hits for the nasty man in Cleveland
espn.com ESPN @espn.com · Dec 6
is this thing on?
December 7, 2024 at 2:09 AM
this is when we should have all been done with Drake. there really is no acceptable explanation.
November 28, 2024 at 12:49 PM
haven't watched college basketball in so long I forgot about the possession arrow and got pissed off all over again
November 27, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Kendrick is gonna make drake "turn the TV off" at the super bowl
November 25, 2024 at 3:10 PM