My children have spent the last ten minutes playing independently without any screaming; my nervous system feels like it's on vacation

Neptune enters Aries today! Bad for mostly everybody, but since Neptune is finally leaving my 10th house, I'm still a lil excited.

I need to unsubscribe from like 20 text message lists from different brands that promised me a coupon at some point so I can clear up space for ice alerts

We're not calling slow cookers "braisers," so I feel justified in calling our new air fryer our "fast cooker."

Both ChatGPT and my grocery store app did their own Spotify-wrapped kind of thing and I love it so much. I want this trivial data about myself for everything I do.

The Game Changers series is mentally preparing me for fleeing to Canada.