Alex
waterbum.bsky.social
Alex
@waterbum.bsky.social
Your official home of bad takes and worse jokes, now on Bluesky. Go Flyers.
It’s hilarious we got evidence that the President could simply say “never mind” and swing the market to a huge improvement.

Imagine any other President having that one simple trick to gas the economy and saying “no thanks.”
April 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Wall Street, welcome to the resistance.
April 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Everybody is asking about what the secret plot behind the tariffs are.

There is not one. He’s dumb. That’s the whole thing. He’s dumb and doesn’t understand tariffs or trade deficits or economics generally. We elected a very dumb man to the most important position in the country and this is it now.
April 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I lived in DC for a semester in college and I never did make it to a game at Capital One Arena.

I did go to GW and GM like a true sicko though.
March 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I didn’t watch a min of the Dayton game, I listened to the last 4 min on the radio, and it sounds like it went exactly how I would’ve predicted.

Being apathetic is freeing but also sad. I miss meaningful games or even just a fun team to watch.
February 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I bet it feels incredibly good to have the Supreme Court order that you can’t be fired. Imagine rolling into work on Monday with that in your back pocket.
February 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I won’t rest until the Fox score bug takes up a full 50% of the screen. We demand more!
February 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
No slowing down always works.
February 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Weird to see Dayton run. Maybe we should try that more?
February 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every year the IU job looks worse and worse
February 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
lol that’s a soft call in that position. I mean I’ll take it but let’s be real.
February 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Posh pushed the ball and hit a beautiful layup. That’s what this team needs: push the pace and finish at the rim.
February 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Gotta back up the brinks truck to keep Letang around. He’s so good.
January 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This Bonnies broadcast is PAINFUL.
January 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I bailed on Dayton to watch the Cavs. A breath of fresh air.
January 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Kamala can still win if Kamala has the courage.
January 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I think we all know the Bengals will officially be eliminated from the playoffs tomorrow in some last second heartbreaking manner. Plan accordingly.
January 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Appropriate that the Bengals remain alive despite some really suspect defense down the stretch
January 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
At GW is always an adventure. First true road game? Was always going to be tough.
January 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Dayton, remember: the enemy of our enemy is our friend. UC defeated those miscreants from Norwood and for that, they at least deserve a modicum of respect.
December 20, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Mali with the Smith family jewels and a clutch free throw. It’s a win and that’s all that matters
December 18, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Dayton better come out hot because I’m already worried about this one and don’t need a stressful Tues night.
December 17, 2024 at 11:06 PM
📍Dayton, OH

Let’s get LOWD
December 14, 2024 at 5:50 PM