Why does Diet Coke taste like poison to me?

Telling the neighbors dog she’s a good girl from my porch and watching her look up to the heavens with her tail wagging in one of my favorite activities.

I bought prosciutto as an ingredient for pasta but I already consumed the ingredient before I made the pasta. Oops.

I do not like that I can hear a chainsaw at midnight.

It was a very good day for green teams who were playing red teams.

Going on a lil weekend vacation and coming back to social media / the news has given me absolute whiplash today. 💀

I just stumbled upon a 🧵 where many people didn’t know what a “street team” was and now I feel archaic.

Snow walks on the Mill River ❄️

For the life of me, I’ll never understand how people can get so angry over the removal a single flag. Do you need to be reminded of what country you’re all in?

Sunset roaming.. 📸 #photography #massachusetts

I’m mad about global warming taking away my snow in the same way that boomers are mad about pedestrians on the community forum.