not to sound evil or anything but Turkish Delight is actually a nice little gummy snack.

*stuck behind someone driving incredibly slow in the left lane for no ostensible purpose*
May thy windshield chip and shatter

TIL candy originally started as something medicinal, which I think is kinda poetic in the way that a bag of sweets still makes a lot of people feel better :)

can clowns interbreed with mimes or is it more of a horse/donkey situation where the resulting offspring are sterile? are jesters in the same family as clowns? further research is needed..

couscous is such an interesting food. get a boiling pot of grease and then sop it up with pellets. it’s like a chemical spill cleanup you can eat