Worst Truck
@warmworm.bsky.social
I'm mice and I'm mormal.
I would say the main thing about me is that I have become strange in the past few years because of covid and Gaza.
Tornto
I would say the main thing about me is that I have become strange in the past few years because of covid and Gaza.
Tornto
I got slimed in fish hell
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I got slimed in fish hell
Trump should get a perm
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Trump should get a perm
Gotta roll with the lunches
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Gotta roll with the lunches
We all have that one homie who's more sinned against than sinning
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
We all have that one homie who's more sinned against than sinning
Last night I went to a place that's closing that I'll really miss but it wasn't really final until I showered it off of me today
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Last night I went to a place that's closing that I'll really miss but it wasn't really final until I showered it off of me today
(texting the boys before meeting up) hey, you guys wearing cotton undies or technical fabrics?
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
(texting the boys before meeting up) hey, you guys wearing cotton undies or technical fabrics?
Please Excuse My Woke Aunt Sally
November 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Please Excuse My Woke Aunt Sally
Female cardinal in my eavestrough
November 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Female cardinal in my eavestrough
Drinking a big muck of decaffed coffee
November 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Drinking a big muck of decaffed coffee
Having challah with a very thick schmear of butter, like my grandfather did for me when I was a child sleeping over at theirs, can't think of too many things that have been in my life for this long
November 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Having challah with a very thick schmear of butter, like my grandfather did for me when I was a child sleeping over at theirs, can't think of too many things that have been in my life for this long
Yo, can I hit that? *takes a sip of your coffee and starts coughing uncontrollably*
October 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Yo, can I hit that? *takes a sip of your coffee and starts coughing uncontrollably*
Do it doggy style so we can both watch Murdoch Mysteries
October 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Do it doggy style so we can both watch Murdoch Mysteries
Costco guys have been providing inside information on how many booms they were going to give
October 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Costco guys have been providing inside information on how many booms they were going to give
Putting my dust in the recycling bin, those guys can probably figure out something to do with it
October 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Putting my dust in the recycling bin, those guys can probably figure out something to do with it
Dave Roberts more like Dave Thomas
October 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Dave Roberts more like Dave Thomas
More like Francis Horse Clop-a-lot
October 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
More like Francis Horse Clop-a-lot
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Me: "The Great Gatsby was about a guy who was great at partying, but partied too hard one day"
@autumnhoerr.com "He grew up into Andrew WK"
Me: [opens Affinity Photo]
@autumnhoerr.com "He grew up into Andrew WK"
Me: [opens Affinity Photo]
October 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Me: "The Great Gatsby was about a guy who was great at partying, but partied too hard one day"
@autumnhoerr.com "He grew up into Andrew WK"
Me: [opens Affinity Photo]
@autumnhoerr.com "He grew up into Andrew WK"
Me: [opens Affinity Photo]
Can you genuinely imagine how amazing it must feel to get in a big machine and start destroying the white house. Literally just being in the little operator seat and just going at it, here goes nothing, just going bash the fuck out of the white house, haha lol
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Can you genuinely imagine how amazing it must feel to get in a big machine and start destroying the white house. Literally just being in the little operator seat and just going at it, here goes nothing, just going bash the fuck out of the white house, haha lol
Going us-east-1 mode in the pussy
October 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Going us-east-1 mode in the pussy
Calzone pops out off Dustin Hoffman to force a game 7
October 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Calzone pops out off Dustin Hoffman to force a game 7
The worst part about having sex with a ghost is realizing that they're actually alive and you're actually the ghost but other than that it's pretty good
October 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The worst part about having sex with a ghost is realizing that they're actually alive and you're actually the ghost but other than that it's pretty good
I don't Grinch a fuck
October 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I don't Grinch a fuck
It should be called a claptop computer because it deserves a round of applause for how good it is
October 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It should be called a claptop computer because it deserves a round of applause for how good it is