Worst Truck
@warmworm.bsky.social
I'm mice and I'm mormal.
I would say the main thing about me is that I have become strange in the past few years because of covid and Gaza.
Tornto
I would say the main thing about me is that I have become strange in the past few years because of covid and Gaza.
Tornto
Someone's lighting off fireworks for Family Day, sure, yeah, whatever
February 17, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Someone's lighting off fireworks for Family Day, sure, yeah, whatever
Going Redwall mode (serious mouse problem)
February 16, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Going Redwall mode (serious mouse problem)
Observing Family Day by going to my parents' house to fix their printer
February 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Observing Family Day by going to my parents' house to fix their printer
Cum is sort of like an easter egg for savvy genital users
February 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Cum is sort of like an easter egg for savvy genital users
Pulling out my wallet to pay on a date and "accidentally" dropping a extra-large size dental dam 👀
February 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Pulling out my wallet to pay on a date and "accidentally" dropping a extra-large size dental dam 👀
Stuff at the grocery store is fucked because of shrimpflation
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Stuff at the grocery store is fucked because of shrimpflation
Solemnly drinking a dire coke
February 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Solemnly drinking a dire coke
Sleep psoriasis demon
February 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Sleep psoriasis demon
Game for me, my angel of gaming!!!
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Game for me, my angel of gaming!!!
They just invented a new flavour of coke callled pipsie and I wouldn't even know about it if I didn't watch the big game so whos fucking stupid now
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
They just invented a new flavour of coke callled pipsie and I wouldn't even know about it if I didn't watch the big game so whos fucking stupid now
(Swinging a pocket watch) you are getting stinky... you getting very stinky...
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
(Swinging a pocket watch) you are getting stinky... you getting very stinky...
It's a bit fun to remember the hot sick feeling I used to get when someone would bring up sex or drugs or alcohol when I had no experience
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
It's a bit fun to remember the hot sick feeling I used to get when someone would bring up sex or drugs or alcohol when I had no experience
Sorry that I emit a barely-audible high-pitched tone
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Sorry that I emit a barely-audible high-pitched tone
Big thing today, right? 9/11 or something?
February 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Big thing today, right? 9/11 or something?
(putting you in my crisper) get crisped lol
February 7, 2026 at 7:44 PM
(putting you in my crisper) get crisped lol
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2026 Whimper Olympics
February 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
2026 Whimper Olympics
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they're making a melania video game
February 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
they're making a melania video game
Damn is that a whole bunch of bugs crawling around in your pants or are you just happy to see me
February 5, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Damn is that a whole bunch of bugs crawling around in your pants or are you just happy to see me
We all have that friend with a huge dick who dick-dials you all the time
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 AM
We all have that friend with a huge dick who dick-dials you all the time
Nationalism is a cancer but they should still make everyone stand up and listen to a bad and annoying song before every sports game
January 25, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Nationalism is a cancer but they should still make everyone stand up and listen to a bad and annoying song before every sports game
It's bad luck to say mcdonalds, you're supposed to call it The Scottish Restaurant
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
It's bad luck to say mcdonalds, you're supposed to call it The Scottish Restaurant
28 Beers Later: The Beer Temple
January 22, 2026 at 11:30 PM
28 Beers Later: The Beer Temple
They call me niceman the first thing you need to know is that I'm the #1 nicest guy here at airplane school
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
They call me niceman the first thing you need to know is that I'm the #1 nicest guy here at airplane school
Last night I really yelled at a car, I don't know what came over me, I don't do that a lot, it had tinted windows, I could see that someone inside was trying to gesture something across, but I couldn't make it out
January 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Last night I really yelled at a car, I don't know what came over me, I don't do that a lot, it had tinted windows, I could see that someone inside was trying to gesture something across, but I couldn't make it out
They're playing "don't think twice it's all right" at mcdonalds but the only other customer has headphones on, I'm staring at the cashier's shirt because the logo is wrong, whatever
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 AM
They're playing "don't think twice it's all right" at mcdonalds but the only other customer has headphones on, I'm staring at the cashier's shirt because the logo is wrong, whatever