Andrew
@wardo188.bsky.social
Cavalry Officer and 40k nerd. Views are my own.
Me: trying to get ready for a date.
My cat: this is clearly the perfect time to throw up on the carpet and then I’ll hide in the garage when he tries to leave.
Me: this is why we can’t have nice things.
My cat: this is clearly the perfect time to throw up on the carpet and then I’ll hide in the garage when he tries to leave.
Me: this is why we can’t have nice things.
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Me: trying to get ready for a date.
My cat: this is clearly the perfect time to throw up on the carpet and then I’ll hide in the garage when he tries to leave.
Me: this is why we can’t have nice things.
My cat: this is clearly the perfect time to throw up on the carpet and then I’ll hide in the garage when he tries to leave.
Me: this is why we can’t have nice things.
Someone made a jail break when I went out to light my grill. 20 minutes later she saunters up as I’m walking around looking for her, no remorse in her eyes.
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Someone made a jail break when I went out to light my grill. 20 minutes later she saunters up as I’m walking around looking for her, no remorse in her eyes.
Every night at work for the last 11 months I drive by a little house. There’s always a few cats outside hanging out and for whatever reason it always cheered me up a bit. Tonight I saw the homeowner and stopped and talked to him. Guy doesn’t even like cats but decided 1/
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Every night at work for the last 11 months I drive by a little house. There’s always a few cats outside hanging out and for whatever reason it always cheered me up a bit. Tonight I saw the homeowner and stopped and talked to him. Guy doesn’t even like cats but decided 1/
I want to be clear if I die eating cake I expect @whereismy240.bsky.social to make sure that’s on my gravestone. Brought to you by random bar conversations.
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I want to be clear if I die eating cake I expect @whereismy240.bsky.social to make sure that’s on my gravestone. Brought to you by random bar conversations.
Taking the new coat for a spin.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Taking the new coat for a spin.
Accidentally started a new Minecraft world and dissociated for 6 hours. Oops.
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Accidentally started a new Minecraft world and dissociated for 6 hours. Oops.
Sinus infection/massive headache, bruised ribs that make sneezing a fun time, and training a rookie who can’t drive and makes me want to jump into traffic. It’s a great night.
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Sinus infection/massive headache, bruised ribs that make sneezing a fun time, and training a rookie who can’t drive and makes me want to jump into traffic. It’s a great night.
Well I was going to finish my coffee then work out before work but my colleague here has suggested instead we stay in the recliner and nap before work.
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Well I was going to finish my coffee then work out before work but my colleague here has suggested instead we stay in the recliner and nap before work.
I chuckled over this for several minutes.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I chuckled over this for several minutes.
Going away/commissioning gift for one of my senior NCOs turned out great.
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Going away/commissioning gift for one of my senior NCOs turned out great.
There’s always one guy who doesn’t get that the combatives training is about learning the technique and practicing it. So anyways I’m off to get chest X-rays to find out if I just have bruised ribs or he actually cracked one with his elbow strike in a “no strikes” training event
November 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
There’s always one guy who doesn’t get that the combatives training is about learning the technique and practicing it. So anyways I’m off to get chest X-rays to find out if I just have bruised ribs or he actually cracked one with his elbow strike in a “no strikes” training event
Snagged my tickets to the Foo Fighters in DC for next August. Obviously I’ll have to make a weekend of it and hit up Rock It Grill for some karaoke.
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Snagged my tickets to the Foo Fighters in DC for next August. Obviously I’ll have to make a weekend of it and hit up Rock It Grill for some karaoke.
Today some folks learned that I take property accountability very very seriously. It appears they were not expecting the vehemence with which I I explained my position on the matter. But now we all know what right looks like.
November 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Today some folks learned that I take property accountability very very seriously. It appears they were not expecting the vehemence with which I I explained my position on the matter. But now we all know what right looks like.
I hate the Dodgers. That is all.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I hate the Dodgers. That is all.
Those of us with hats on at the hotel bar have put on our rally caps. Dodger hate is strong in central Illinois.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Those of us with hats on at the hotel bar have put on our rally caps. Dodger hate is strong in central Illinois.
I have made friends with the other three gentlemen at the hotel bar watching the World Series game. We’re all observing the one seat space between as the bar and giving the wedding party that just showed up the stink eye for asking for the music to be turned on.
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I have made friends with the other three gentlemen at the hotel bar watching the World Series game. We’re all observing the one seat space between as the bar and giving the wedding party that just showed up the stink eye for asking for the music to be turned on.
Did you even take a pt test if you don’t want to die afterwards? Going to need to tweak my workouts to tighten up my dead lift and get that SDC time down more though.
November 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Did you even take a pt test if you don’t want to die afterwards? Going to need to tweak my workouts to tighten up my dead lift and get that SDC time down more though.
The vet referred to my cat “as a tough old girl” and which makes her sound like someone’s grandma who lives through the blitz and reminds me that she is not a kitten anymore which I dislike.
October 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The vet referred to my cat “as a tough old girl” and which makes her sound like someone’s grandma who lives through the blitz and reminds me that she is not a kitten anymore which I dislike.
The art I ordered from the Austin Art Garage and Jake Bryer came in today! Just got to figure out where to hang it
October 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The art I ordered from the Austin Art Garage and Jake Bryer came in today! Just got to figure out where to hang it
A brown sugar coated New York strip, some home made steak fries, and a delightful beer. Not a bad night.
October 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A brown sugar coated New York strip, some home made steak fries, and a delightful beer. Not a bad night.
A woman at the bar just asked how I could have known the bartender for 15 years since I was clearly in my early thirties and I will be riding this high all weekend.
October 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
A woman at the bar just asked how I could have known the bartender for 15 years since I was clearly in my early thirties and I will be riding this high all weekend.
A guy with a mullet and terrible mustache just told his date he had never heard of gaslighting until the last girl he dated, who he totally wanted to take it slow with gas lit him into hooking up right away. And dear reader she appears to be buying this bullshit. My kingdom for tea to sip right now
October 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
A guy with a mullet and terrible mustache just told his date he had never heard of gaslighting until the last girl he dated, who he totally wanted to take it slow with gas lit him into hooking up right away. And dear reader she appears to be buying this bullshit. My kingdom for tea to sip right now
I believe there was some discussion of flannel for today? @ywfyf.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I believe there was some discussion of flannel for today? @ywfyf.com
Got a new suit ordered because damnit I want to feel bonita, and got the ingredients for the brown sugar encrusted steak I’m cooking tomorrow. Bougie self care complete
a cartoon of a man sitting next to a dog with the word do you above them
ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting next to a dog with the word do you above them
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October 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Got a new suit ordered because damnit I want to feel bonita, and got the ingredients for the brown sugar encrusted steak I’m cooking tomorrow. Bougie self care complete
New Foo Fighters tour?! With Queens of the Stone Age?! Well, where oh where am I going to see it?
October 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
New Foo Fighters tour?! With Queens of the Stone Age?! Well, where oh where am I going to see it?