wanderingf0x
@wanderingf0x.bsky.social
🇨🇴&🇵🇷| AuDHD♾️🦋🌈| she/her, queer🏳️🌈
Folk Brujeria🔮| Elder Millennial😒| Gamer 🎮
Prose b4 Hoes 📚| Mom of 2 Crotch Goblins 👾
Folk Brujeria🔮| Elder Millennial😒| Gamer 🎮
Prose b4 Hoes 📚| Mom of 2 Crotch Goblins 👾
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Just finished Fourth Wing and Iron Flame 😭 💙📚
a man in a video game says rebecca in white letters
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December 14, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Just finished Fourth Wing and Iron Flame 😭 💙📚
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Having kids is WILD. No, because why you said I look like a big yellow school bus when I showed off my new dress to you? Like it was a … compliment??
November 22, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Having kids is WILD. No, because why you said I look like a big yellow school bus when I showed off my new dress to you? Like it was a … compliment??
Because if there is one thing about me…. ima be anxious.
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November 22, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Because if there is one thing about me…. ima be anxious.
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November 22, 2024 at 4:54 PM
No John, your email did not find me well. It found me overstimulated, anxious, maladaptive daydreaming, and thinking about how my new keyboard doesn’t make the CLACK sound I enjoyed. But go on and spit out what you need from me. #AuDHD ♾️🦋🌈
November 22, 2024 at 4:39 PM
No John, your email did not find me well. It found me overstimulated, anxious, maladaptive daydreaming, and thinking about how my new keyboard doesn’t make the CLACK sound I enjoyed. But go on and spit out what you need from me. #AuDHD ♾️🦋🌈
#witchsky hi pookies, just a little tip if you didn’t know already:
Use coffee in your workings that require urgency. We use coffee day to day to jump start our day, focus, and get work done. In spellwork, it’s no different. Sprinkle some next time you need a lil “jump start” to your workings.
Use coffee in your workings that require urgency. We use coffee day to day to jump start our day, focus, and get work done. In spellwork, it’s no different. Sprinkle some next time you need a lil “jump start” to your workings.
November 22, 2024 at 4:18 PM
#witchsky hi pookies, just a little tip if you didn’t know already:
Use coffee in your workings that require urgency. We use coffee day to day to jump start our day, focus, and get work done. In spellwork, it’s no different. Sprinkle some next time you need a lil “jump start” to your workings.
Use coffee in your workings that require urgency. We use coffee day to day to jump start our day, focus, and get work done. In spellwork, it’s no different. Sprinkle some next time you need a lil “jump start” to your workings.
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Do you see what they’re doing? Tell me you do.
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Do you see what they’re doing? Tell me you do.
Far-Right/ #MAGA: “We need to take care of our own first! We have homeless vets for crying out loud!”
Us: “ok we’re going to build warming centers so the homeless do not die from exposure”
Far-Right/MAGA: “what?! I don’t want my taxpayer dollars funding this! They chose this lifestyle!”
Us: “ok we’re going to build warming centers so the homeless do not die from exposure”
Far-Right/MAGA: “what?! I don’t want my taxpayer dollars funding this! They chose this lifestyle!”
November 22, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Far-Right/ #MAGA: “We need to take care of our own first! We have homeless vets for crying out loud!”
Us: “ok we’re going to build warming centers so the homeless do not die from exposure”
Far-Right/MAGA: “what?! I don’t want my taxpayer dollars funding this! They chose this lifestyle!”
Us: “ok we’re going to build warming centers so the homeless do not die from exposure”
Far-Right/MAGA: “what?! I don’t want my taxpayer dollars funding this! They chose this lifestyle!”
“To whom it may concern” is outdated. Try, “To whom it’s about to concern”. Guaranteed effective. #writingsky
November 22, 2024 at 3:52 AM
“To whom it may concern” is outdated. Try, “To whom it’s about to concern”. Guaranteed effective. #writingsky
Monogamous? In this economy?! 😭🌈
November 22, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Monogamous? In this economy?! 😭🌈
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If civil war breaks out, meet up at the library. They don’t know where that is.
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
If civil war breaks out, meet up at the library. They don’t know where that is.
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November 22, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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Kiddo: “why cant we get pizza today?”
Me: “because it’s not Friday and we get pizza on Fridays.
Partner: #autism
Me: “No I just grew up with Fridays =pizza
Partner: “or it’s a routine that is safe and expected?”
Me: “but my mom/sisters still do it too”
Partner: “Autism runs in families”
Me:
Me: “because it’s not Friday and we get pizza on Fridays.
Partner: #autism
Me: “No I just grew up with Fridays =pizza
Partner: “or it’s a routine that is safe and expected?”
Me: “but my mom/sisters still do it too”
Partner: “Autism runs in families”
Me:
a woman wearing a blue shirt and a lei says " and i oop "
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November 22, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Kiddo: “why cant we get pizza today?”
Me: “because it’s not Friday and we get pizza on Fridays.
Partner: #autism
Me: “No I just grew up with Fridays =pizza
Partner: “or it’s a routine that is safe and expected?”
Me: “but my mom/sisters still do it too”
Partner: “Autism runs in families”
Me:
Me: “because it’s not Friday and we get pizza on Fridays.
Partner: #autism
Me: “No I just grew up with Fridays =pizza
Partner: “or it’s a routine that is safe and expected?”
Me: “but my mom/sisters still do it too”
Partner: “Autism runs in families”
Me:
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I see how that works, yes. Do you?
November 21, 2024 at 10:28 AM
I see how that works, yes. Do you?
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PLAN B IS STILL AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. STOCK UP FOR YOUR DAUGHTERS AND SISTERS. It has a four year shelflife.
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
PLAN B IS STILL AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. STOCK UP FOR YOUR DAUGHTERS AND SISTERS. It has a four year shelflife.
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The Shark Nebula 🦈
📷 Stephen Kennedy
📷 Stephen Kennedy
November 20, 2024 at 3:47 PM
The Shark Nebula 🦈
📷 Stephen Kennedy
📷 Stephen Kennedy
Someone asked what my type was and I replied, “Fupas. If they don’t have a fupa, i don’t want that chalupa”. There was a brief silence and then the doctor stated, “Ma’am, I was asking about blood type and the question was not for you”. Probably important to note I was waking up from anesthesia. #wlw
November 22, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Someone asked what my type was and I replied, “Fupas. If they don’t have a fupa, i don’t want that chalupa”. There was a brief silence and then the doctor stated, “Ma’am, I was asking about blood type and the question was not for you”. Probably important to note I was waking up from anesthesia. #wlw
Mmm… smells like Matt Gaetz withdrawing from AG nomination outside. #mattgaetz
November 21, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Mmm… smells like Matt Gaetz withdrawing from AG nomination outside. #mattgaetz