purveyor of fake meats
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Kim Gordon going soundcloud rap feels canon in a way I can’t describe
February 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Kim Gordon going soundcloud rap feels canon in a way I can’t describe
Looking up IB kids I knew from high school on ratemyprofessors to see if they’ve used their powers for evil
February 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Looking up IB kids I knew from high school on ratemyprofessors to see if they’ve used their powers for evil
New Ratboys shreds
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
New Ratboys shreds
Every TV show that began after 2010 is just awful. Something off about all of them. Movies are still good tho
January 26, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Every TV show that began after 2010 is just awful. Something off about all of them. Movies are still good tho
Every week I get progressively angrier about people here almost killing me with their cars. About to start throwing things at these mfs blowing through lights
January 26, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Every week I get progressively angrier about people here almost killing me with their cars. About to start throwing things at these mfs blowing through lights
If we could just get our messaging right we can finally convince your uncle to not be gleeful about this
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
If we could just get our messaging right we can finally convince your uncle to not be gleeful about this
If you watch enough urban planning videos on youtube they start giving you ads for AI girlfriends
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If you watch enough urban planning videos on youtube they start giving you ads for AI girlfriends
Omega-6 maxxing
October 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Omega-6 maxxing
Utah has some of the most advanced public art in the country
October 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Utah has some of the most advanced public art in the country
Using the bulk of your iPhone’s processing power on rendering stupid refractions when all the people want is skeuomorphism! Give it back!
September 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Using the bulk of your iPhone’s processing power on rendering stupid refractions when all the people want is skeuomorphism! Give it back!
Tofu, as wet as possible please
September 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Tofu, as wet as possible please
Stepping into a Target in Colorado and being transported to a dimension where all the white people are blonde and over 6’5. Think it’s the nearby Mormon genes
September 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Stepping into a Target in Colorado and being transported to a dimension where all the white people are blonde and over 6’5. Think it’s the nearby Mormon genes
Need to assemble an army of brazilian mufos to cover the entirety of clube da esquina with me
September 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Need to assemble an army of brazilian mufos to cover the entirety of clube da esquina with me
Every couple years I get the urge to listen to Pinkerton again and each time I make it until the first verse of Across the Sea and have to turn it off
September 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Every couple years I get the urge to listen to Pinkerton again and each time I make it until the first verse of Across the Sea and have to turn it off
Denver altitude has zapped the moisture from my brain and resolved much of my anxiety. It’s either that or lemon balm tea
September 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Denver altitude has zapped the moisture from my brain and resolved much of my anxiety. It’s either that or lemon balm tea
Sorry I can’t talk right now I’m getting ridiculed by my peers
July 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Sorry I can’t talk right now I’m getting ridiculed by my peers
Love the way we as a society have spent the last two decades trying to rebrand junk food as healthy. Paying twice as much for the healthy version of something because they added a small amount of chickpea flour or used a different oil, etc.
July 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Love the way we as a society have spent the last two decades trying to rebrand junk food as healthy. Paying twice as much for the healthy version of something because they added a small amount of chickpea flour or used a different oil, etc.
The amount of doordash my neighbor consumes is bordering on absurd
July 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The amount of doordash my neighbor consumes is bordering on absurd
Bringing structured LLM output directly to the consumer
July 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Bringing structured LLM output directly to the consumer
I wasn’t paying any attention as to why society painted lena dunham as a uniquely detestable figure in the 2010s but gotta say girls is a really good tv show
July 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I wasn’t paying any attention as to why society painted lena dunham as a uniquely detestable figure in the 2010s but gotta say girls is a really good tv show
Looking at an old lease I very bravely didn’t read before signing, and there’s a shockingly weird addendum about how if you report seeing bedbugs, you are financially responsible for the extermination of all neighboring units, regardless whether or not you caused it. So I guess just don’t report it?
July 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Looking at an old lease I very bravely didn’t read before signing, and there’s a shockingly weird addendum about how if you report seeing bedbugs, you are financially responsible for the extermination of all neighboring units, regardless whether or not you caused it. So I guess just don’t report it?
get the ball rolling on moving the needle
July 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
get the ball rolling on moving the needle
Coconut oil diet
July 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Coconut oil diet
Acting twisted and fucked up at kroger
July 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Acting twisted and fucked up at kroger