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@wallysb1tch.bsky.social
i just need a place to put all my dumb thoughts and my friends are tired of hearing them
Sometimes I hear a term I don’t know the meaning of and then I don’t look it up and I never find out what that thing is
a black and white photo of a man with a beard
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with a beard
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December 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sometimes I hear a term I don’t know the meaning of and then I don’t look it up and I never find out what that thing is
“I keep punching myself in the face and it still hurts. I’ve been punching myself in the face FOR YEARS and it STILL HURTS!”
I…I just don’t know how to help you at this point…
I…I just don’t know how to help you at this point…
December 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“I keep punching myself in the face and it still hurts. I’ve been punching myself in the face FOR YEARS and it STILL HURTS!”
I…I just don’t know how to help you at this point…
I…I just don’t know how to help you at this point…
Maruchan “instant” lunch is kind a misnomer isn’t it? It still takes a few minutes to prepare, and even longer to be edible without boiling your tongue off. I’m filing a complaint with the better business bureau!
December 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Maruchan “instant” lunch is kind a misnomer isn’t it? It still takes a few minutes to prepare, and even longer to be edible without boiling your tongue off. I’m filing a complaint with the better business bureau!
Screw safety pins where can I get some danger pins
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Screw safety pins where can I get some danger pins
It is literally impossible to capture any photo of Luigi in which he does not look devastatingly sexy
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It is literally impossible to capture any photo of Luigi in which he does not look devastatingly sexy
“I’m a Marxist-Leninist-Maoist and I’m here to stroke my ego and alienate all my friends…. And I’m all out of friends”
@thotcontagion.bsky.social
@thotcontagion.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
“I’m a Marxist-Leninist-Maoist and I’m here to stroke my ego and alienate all my friends…. And I’m all out of friends”
@thotcontagion.bsky.social
@thotcontagion.bsky.social
Scared to reconnect with friends from childhood cause what if they’re Snyder bros now?
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Scared to reconnect with friends from childhood cause what if they’re Snyder bros now?
We live in funny times. Cause over the course of my life I’ve seen a growing number of people saying that maybe we should be a bit kinder and more considerate of others
And at the same time there’s been a growing movement of people saying “I want to have you killed for even suggesting that”
And at the same time there’s been a growing movement of people saying “I want to have you killed for even suggesting that”
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
We live in funny times. Cause over the course of my life I’ve seen a growing number of people saying that maybe we should be a bit kinder and more considerate of others
And at the same time there’s been a growing movement of people saying “I want to have you killed for even suggesting that”
And at the same time there’s been a growing movement of people saying “I want to have you killed for even suggesting that”
As a certified curmudgeon I absolutely despise Christmas music but I always appreciate it at least a little bit when I hear a new song cause there’s nothing more agonizing and mind numbing than repitition
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
As a certified curmudgeon I absolutely despise Christmas music but I always appreciate it at least a little bit when I hear a new song cause there’s nothing more agonizing and mind numbing than repitition
Novelty Vladimir Putin Valentine’s Day cards that feature tasteful pictures of one of history’s greatest monsters and sayings such as “I’ll be Putin this dick in you tonight”
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Novelty Vladimir Putin Valentine’s Day cards that feature tasteful pictures of one of history’s greatest monsters and sayings such as “I’ll be Putin this dick in you tonight”
Im just saying in hindsight it probably would have been a really good idea if she had gone gone gone to rehab
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Im just saying in hindsight it probably would have been a really good idea if she had gone gone gone to rehab
What if the people who thought that cameras would steal your soul were right but they only take a little piece each time
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
What if the people who thought that cameras would steal your soul were right but they only take a little piece each time
Oh? My body is a temple? Well if I had my own temple I’d probably fill it with dicks soooo…..
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Oh? My body is a temple? Well if I had my own temple I’d probably fill it with dicks soooo…..
Justice for girls is both a clothing brand and also something that should probably just be said more often
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Justice for girls is both a clothing brand and also something that should probably just be said more often
Working in customer service is fun because it’s like playing a game where your job is to get the assistance you need from me while mine is to be as unhelpful as I can possibly get away with
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Working in customer service is fun because it’s like playing a game where your job is to get the assistance you need from me while mine is to be as unhelpful as I can possibly get away with
The store I work at just got remodeled and now the ladies activewear is right next to the plus sized clothing…almost like they’re trying to send a message or something
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The store I work at just got remodeled and now the ladies activewear is right next to the plus sized clothing…almost like they’re trying to send a message or something
When you shake your head and smile saying “never change” but what you really mean is “Jesus fucking Christ dude get some help “
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
When you shake your head and smile saying “never change” but what you really mean is “Jesus fucking Christ dude get some help “
Looking forward to when Black Friday eventually ends up being on like, September 9th or something
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Looking forward to when Black Friday eventually ends up being on like, September 9th or something
I’m just saying some of us never asked to be adults and I don’t know why we’re all forced to just take on all the responsibility involved
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m just saying some of us never asked to be adults and I don’t know why we’re all forced to just take on all the responsibility involved
Why are people so turned on by giant women? Why am I so turned on by giant women?
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Why are people so turned on by giant women? Why am I so turned on by giant women?
7am should be illegal
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
7am should be illegal
Me, blanking on the word supreme: “can I get an extreme pizza?”
Cashier: “totally brah”
30 minutes later the delivery boy showed up on a skateboard doing a manual all the way up to my door
Cashier: “totally brah”
30 minutes later the delivery boy showed up on a skateboard doing a manual all the way up to my door
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Me, blanking on the word supreme: “can I get an extreme pizza?”
Cashier: “totally brah”
30 minutes later the delivery boy showed up on a skateboard doing a manual all the way up to my door
Cashier: “totally brah”
30 minutes later the delivery boy showed up on a skateboard doing a manual all the way up to my door
I literally don’t know what the point of living is when it’s not warm outside
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I literally don’t know what the point of living is when it’s not warm outside
Fujimoto really just knows what it feels like to be a person day to day and that feeling is this
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Fujimoto really just knows what it feels like to be a person day to day and that feeling is this
Isn’t it weird that when grapes are fermented they create a sort of acrid, bitter tasting liquid while fermenting any other fruit results in a deliciously sweet boozy juice…and yet somehow grape wine became the ubiquitous beverage?
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Isn’t it weird that when grapes are fermented they create a sort of acrid, bitter tasting liquid while fermenting any other fruit results in a deliciously sweet boozy juice…and yet somehow grape wine became the ubiquitous beverage?