Wallace’s Mysteries of Antiquity
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So… NightScarab released a video just as we were finishing. I’m adding something to address his, he’s in the right track but barely scratching the surface. Go watch his video!
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
So… NightScarab released a video just as we were finishing. I’m adding something to address his, he’s in the right track but barely scratching the surface. Go watch his video!
Okay, after months of teasing, I’m nearly ready to tell you who decapitated the great pyramid and why. Big video coming next week!!!
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Okay, after months of teasing, I’m nearly ready to tell you who decapitated the great pyramid and why. Big video coming next week!!!
I may have had an idea of why there is a blue stone on the top of the great pyramid:
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New Theory for the Mystery Blue Stone on top of The Great Pyramid!
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October 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I may have had an idea of why there is a blue stone on the top of the great pyramid:
youtu.be/gJ0soqJgNbc
youtu.be/gJ0soqJgNbc
Did someone shout me out? My video on the ramp hidden inside the great pyramid suddenly has a thousand extra views.
September 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Did someone shout me out? My video on the ramp hidden inside the great pyramid suddenly has a thousand extra views.
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting on the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming.
I love you forever and ever and ever
I love you forever and ever and ever
September 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting on the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming.
I love you forever and ever and ever
I love you forever and ever and ever
Bro Amazon told me Monday when I ordered it LAST weekend. Why is it so hard to get one book delivered, where is it coming from Egypt? Wtf.
September 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Bro Amazon told me Monday when I ordered it LAST weekend. Why is it so hard to get one book delivered, where is it coming from Egypt? Wtf.
Geez, between the thousands of pages of French I’ve been reading and amazing comments on my last video, I have so many in the queue. Can’t fit them all here so look in comments for an incoming list.
September 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Geez, between the thousands of pages of French I’ve been reading and amazing comments on my last video, I have so many in the queue. Can’t fit them all here so look in comments for an incoming list.
I’ve become more confident the bulk this damage is just 200 years old, not 800.
New Evidence on the Great Scar on Menkaure's Pyramid
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New Evidence on the Great Scar on Menkaure's Pyramid
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New Evidence on the Great Scar on Menkaure's Pyramid
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September 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’ve become more confident the bulk this damage is just 200 years old, not 800.
New Evidence on the Great Scar on Menkaure's Pyramid
youtu.be/OEUIY3Fk9-M
New Evidence on the Great Scar on Menkaure's Pyramid
youtu.be/OEUIY3Fk9-M
Uh, while investigating who decapitated the great pyramid I may have accidentally proved Murad Bey did NOT cut into Menkaure’s. Rabbit holes are wild.
September 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Uh, while investigating who decapitated the great pyramid I may have accidentally proved Murad Bey did NOT cut into Menkaure’s. Rabbit holes are wild.
Holy f’ing f, I found who’s responsible for decapitating the Great Pyramid and why!!! Primary source, claiming it himself.
The video for this will be an important one! Can I find the actual day? Stay tuned!
The video for this will be an important one! Can I find the actual day? Stay tuned!
September 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Holy f’ing f, I found who’s responsible for decapitating the Great Pyramid and why!!! Primary source, claiming it himself.
The video for this will be an important one! Can I find the actual day? Stay tuned!
The video for this will be an important one! Can I find the actual day? Stay tuned!
When researching a conflict between civilizations that use different calendars from each other and us, things can get confusing, so I had to make a spreadsheet :P
September 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
When researching a conflict between civilizations that use different calendars from each other and us, things can get confusing, so I had to make a spreadsheet :P
Heard plenty of accounts of people climbing to the top of the great pyramid, but found someone who actually spent the night on top of it. July 13 1799 Murad Bey spent the night up there… sending plans for a military invasion to his wife via coded lights.
August 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Heard plenty of accounts of people climbing to the top of the great pyramid, but found someone who actually spent the night on top of it. July 13 1799 Murad Bey spent the night up there… sending plans for a military invasion to his wife via coded lights.
Wife and I were googling the first evidence of random things: types of makeups, clothes… most were where u’d expect: Egypt, Mesopotamia, Europe, India, and China. Then we searched shoes. The USA baby! About 10000 years ago in a Oregon cave. Organics break down so wherever the oldest is was luck.
August 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Wife and I were googling the first evidence of random things: types of makeups, clothes… most were where u’d expect: Egypt, Mesopotamia, Europe, India, and China. Then we searched shoes. The USA baby! About 10000 years ago in a Oregon cave. Organics break down so wherever the oldest is was luck.
If you ever had any questions about The Great Sphinx, this video is supposed to answer them. Enjoy!
youtu.be/Z6Eopb3v0XQ
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EVERYTHING you could ever want to know about The Great Sphinx
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August 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you ever had any questions about The Great Sphinx, this video is supposed to answer them. Enjoy!
youtu.be/Z6Eopb3v0XQ
youtu.be/Z6Eopb3v0XQ
Sphinx video will be feature length. I’m doing it chronologically, it’s already my longest script, and I still have about 2000 years of history to cover. F me.
August 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sphinx video will be feature length. I’m doing it chronologically, it’s already my longest script, and I still have about 2000 years of history to cover. F me.
Map from 1809 seems to show just the casing stones missing from the Menkaure pyramid. I’m confident that someday soon I’ll have a description or drawing in high enough detail to prove I was right that the scar is only 200 years old and Uthman barely scratched it.
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From the ancientegypt community on Reddit: Extremely detailed map of Giza pyramids from "Description de l'Égypte : ou, Recueil des observations et des recherches qui ont été faites en Égypte pendant l...
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August 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Map from 1809 seems to show just the casing stones missing from the Menkaure pyramid. I’m confident that someday soon I’ll have a description or drawing in high enough detail to prove I was right that the scar is only 200 years old and Uthman barely scratched it.
www.reddit.com/r/ancientegy...
www.reddit.com/r/ancientegy...
I think I posted a photo from Howard Vyse’s book about a pot smoking, spirits drinking guy who nearly blew himself up a while ago. I compiled everything we know about the man:
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The Hard Drinkin', Hash Smokin' Pyrotechnic of the Giza Pyramids
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July 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I think I posted a photo from Howard Vyse’s book about a pot smoking, spirits drinking guy who nearly blew himself up a while ago. I compiled everything we know about the man:
youtu.be/wPcTSELSkeA
youtu.be/wPcTSELSkeA
I came across a wild theory the other day: Did Giants build the Egyptian Pyramids to GET LAID?
youtu.be/UMOgOw_E4Tg
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Did Giants build the Egyptian Pyramids to GET LAID?
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July 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I came across a wild theory the other day: Did Giants build the Egyptian Pyramids to GET LAID?
youtu.be/UMOgOw_E4Tg
youtu.be/UMOgOw_E4Tg
I love seeing pictures I’ve created from videos appearing in other sources. This is an image from one of my videos, anyone is encouraged to use them for educational purposes like him.
July 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I love seeing pictures I’ve created from videos appearing in other sources. This is an image from one of my videos, anyone is encouraged to use them for educational purposes like him.
I propose an “exciting” new theory for the purpose of the slots in the Grand Gallery of the Great Pyramid. Check it out: youtu.be/hAcGMPeiJN8?...
A look at The Great Pyramid's Grand Gallery
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June 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I propose an “exciting” new theory for the purpose of the slots in the Grand Gallery of the Great Pyramid. Check it out: youtu.be/hAcGMPeiJN8?...
Demystifying the Serapeum: Sacred Bulls, Exorcisms, and Fine Precision
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Demystifying the Serapeum: Sacred Bulls, Exorcisms, and Fine Precision
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May 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Demystifying the Serapeum: Sacred Bulls, Exorcisms, and Fine Precision
youtu.be/fOzIvirCGHY
youtu.be/fOzIvirCGHY
Doing some baking for my next video! Fun. I want to demonstrate a stone shaping technique the Egyptians used, but I sure ain’t grinding real stones for a couple hours. Trying to come up with a simple biscuit recipe to give me a hard cookie analog.
May 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Doing some baking for my next video! Fun. I want to demonstrate a stone shaping technique the Egyptians used, but I sure ain’t grinding real stones for a couple hours. Trying to come up with a simple biscuit recipe to give me a hard cookie analog.
High res images from my video on the Unas pyramid: imgur.com/gallery/Sif1...
The Beautiful Pyramid Texts of Unas
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May 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
High res images from my video on the Unas pyramid: imgur.com/gallery/Sif1...
My wife and I painted together today. I decided to make a scene out of the New Kingdom.
April 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My wife and I painted together today. I decided to make a scene out of the New Kingdom.
How? How did my video on the Unas pyramid show up when searching for that? And when it did, why did they click on it? I’m happy they did but not what they were looking for lol.
April 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
How? How did my video on the Unas pyramid show up when searching for that? And when it did, why did they click on it? I’m happy they did but not what they were looking for lol.