Emma Wakelin
@wakelin.bsky.social
Organizer, comedian and swell person.
she/her
Trans rights are human rights.
Black lives matter.
Every child matters.
she/her
Trans rights are human rights.
Black lives matter.
Every child matters.
Who is attending an awakening party for the Superb Owl this evening?
Do not forget your buffalo chicken dip.
Do not forget your buffalo chicken dip.
February 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Who is attending an awakening party for the Superb Owl this evening?
Do not forget your buffalo chicken dip.
Do not forget your buffalo chicken dip.
One of the biggest reasons I am sure I could beat a baby or toddler in a fight is because they lack kneecaps.
If you want to beat the champ kids, go get yourselves some caps!
If you want to beat the champ kids, go get yourselves some caps!
January 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
One of the biggest reasons I am sure I could beat a baby or toddler in a fight is because they lack kneecaps.
If you want to beat the champ kids, go get yourselves some caps!
If you want to beat the champ kids, go get yourselves some caps!
The list of names is long this year.
Is it longer than last year? Five years ago?
I can't remember, in days of constant grief & anger, the fog that obscures memory grows thicker.
But the list of names seem longer this year.
I pray my name doesn't make the next list longer.
#TransDayofRemembrance
Is it longer than last year? Five years ago?
I can't remember, in days of constant grief & anger, the fog that obscures memory grows thicker.
But the list of names seem longer this year.
I pray my name doesn't make the next list longer.
#TransDayofRemembrance
November 21, 2024 at 12:42 AM
The list of names is long this year.
Is it longer than last year? Five years ago?
I can't remember, in days of constant grief & anger, the fog that obscures memory grows thicker.
But the list of names seem longer this year.
I pray my name doesn't make the next list longer.
#TransDayofRemembrance
Is it longer than last year? Five years ago?
I can't remember, in days of constant grief & anger, the fog that obscures memory grows thicker.
But the list of names seem longer this year.
I pray my name doesn't make the next list longer.
#TransDayofRemembrance
Apparently Chi Chi’s went out of business 20 years ago and I’m just noticing now.
November 18, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Apparently Chi Chi’s went out of business 20 years ago and I’m just noticing now.
I think if I were to mentor or teach theee important lessons to a new campaign manager it would be:
1. hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
2. get it hot like Papa John
3. make a bitch go on and on
Make every campaign a femininomenon.
1. hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
2. get it hot like Papa John
3. make a bitch go on and on
Make every campaign a femininomenon.
November 15, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I think if I were to mentor or teach theee important lessons to a new campaign manager it would be:
1. hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
2. get it hot like Papa John
3. make a bitch go on and on
Make every campaign a femininomenon.
1. hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
2. get it hot like Papa John
3. make a bitch go on and on
Make every campaign a femininomenon.
Well folks, I’m back to BlueSky after a year or so.
Anything happen while I was gone?
Anything happen while I was gone?
November 12, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Well folks, I’m back to BlueSky after a year or so.
Anything happen while I was gone?
Anything happen while I was gone?
I want to refrigerate you.
October 7, 2023 at 11:06 PM
I want to refrigerate you.
Hey man, get a grip. I ain't gonna hug you. That edge is like 6 feet away. That's a far way down.
September 10, 2023 at 5:17 PM
Hey man, get a grip. I ain't gonna hug you. That edge is like 6 feet away. That's a far way down.
The only things I want to do for the west of this week is play some BG3, live beside the ocean, leave the fire behind and swim out past the breakers and watch the world die.
September 7, 2023 at 6:48 PM
The only things I want to do for the west of this week is play some BG3, live beside the ocean, leave the fire behind and swim out past the breakers and watch the world die.
Imagine being offended by pronouns. That is so 2022.
Try being offended by nouns. People, places, and things. That is timeless and classic.
Try being offended by nouns. People, places, and things. That is timeless and classic.
August 29, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Imagine being offended by pronouns. That is so 2022.
Try being offended by nouns. People, places, and things. That is timeless and classic.
Try being offended by nouns. People, places, and things. That is timeless and classic.
I'll say this on the Lecce stuff, if you call yourself an ally & you were happy to attend Pride & wrap yourself in the rainbow flag, speak up. Now.
Your queer friends are not an accessory you can flaunt when you want to feel progressive or cool.
Fight for us now, don't mourn us later.
Your queer friends are not an accessory you can flaunt when you want to feel progressive or cool.
Fight for us now, don't mourn us later.
August 29, 2023 at 1:58 PM
I'll say this on the Lecce stuff, if you call yourself an ally & you were happy to attend Pride & wrap yourself in the rainbow flag, speak up. Now.
Your queer friends are not an accessory you can flaunt when you want to feel progressive or cool.
Fight for us now, don't mourn us later.
Your queer friends are not an accessory you can flaunt when you want to feel progressive or cool.
Fight for us now, don't mourn us later.
No one: "I want a good, but not great pizza that is overpriced and overhyped and requires a 45 minute wait in line to order it."
Toronto: "Badialis!"
Toronto: "Badialis!"
August 25, 2023 at 4:51 PM
No one: "I want a good, but not great pizza that is overpriced and overhyped and requires a 45 minute wait in line to order it."
Toronto: "Badialis!"
Toronto: "Badialis!"
"Gordon" remains one of the best Canadian albums of all time. I will not be taking questions at this time.
August 23, 2023 at 7:22 PM
"Gordon" remains one of the best Canadian albums of all time. I will not be taking questions at this time.
Do you ever think you are on the path to Kamata in spring, but instead you are really Koltar, when he drowned in the swamp?
August 15, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Do you ever think you are on the path to Kamata in spring, but instead you are really Koltar, when he drowned in the swamp?
Nope. I'm good, thanks. Took care of that 3 years ago.
August 9, 2023 at 3:06 PM
Nope. I'm good, thanks. Took care of that 3 years ago.
I'm so tired of chasing things.
I'm going to just sit over here.
At a certain age, you stop chasing friendships and places to belong.
I'm going to just sit over here.
At a certain age, you stop chasing friendships and places to belong.
August 8, 2023 at 10:09 PM
I'm so tired of chasing things.
I'm going to just sit over here.
At a certain age, you stop chasing friendships and places to belong.
I'm going to just sit over here.
At a certain age, you stop chasing friendships and places to belong.
Hard to see anything when you are in jail for sex trafficking girls.
August 8, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Hard to see anything when you are in jail for sex trafficking girls.
When I was a kid, I was obsessed with Pee Wee Herman. I watched his show every Saturday and watched his movie a hundred times.
He was an odd ball who didn't quite fit in the norm, and that was deeply meaningful for a queer, odd ball child.
Thanks, Paul, for being there for me when I was growing up.
He was an odd ball who didn't quite fit in the norm, and that was deeply meaningful for a queer, odd ball child.
Thanks, Paul, for being there for me when I was growing up.
July 31, 2023 at 6:03 PM
When I was a kid, I was obsessed with Pee Wee Herman. I watched his show every Saturday and watched his movie a hundred times.
He was an odd ball who didn't quite fit in the norm, and that was deeply meaningful for a queer, odd ball child.
Thanks, Paul, for being there for me when I was growing up.
He was an odd ball who didn't quite fit in the norm, and that was deeply meaningful for a queer, odd ball child.
Thanks, Paul, for being there for me when I was growing up.
Are you even a former staffer if you hear the words "cabinet shuffle" and don't panic a little and immediately check how much money is in your bank account?
July 25, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Are you even a former staffer if you hear the words "cabinet shuffle" and don't panic a little and immediately check how much money is in your bank account?
Sometime ago, I got it into my head that @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com was Canadian, and now, no matter how many times I've seen evidence that he is not, I still reflexively state after hearing his name: "oh, he's lovely! And Canadian!"
July 25, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Sometime ago, I got it into my head that @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com was Canadian, and now, no matter how many times I've seen evidence that he is not, I still reflexively state after hearing his name: "oh, he's lovely! And Canadian!"
I dunno, I haven't seen any constellations yet...
July 22, 2023 at 6:30 PM
I dunno, I haven't seen any constellations yet...
I panicked a bit because I thought I had found a bed bug in my bed. It turned out to be a sesame seed.
But now I'm panicking because who is eating a bagel over me while I sleep?!
But now I'm panicking because who is eating a bagel over me while I sleep?!
July 16, 2023 at 1:43 PM
I panicked a bit because I thought I had found a bed bug in my bed. It turned out to be a sesame seed.
But now I'm panicking because who is eating a bagel over me while I sleep?!
But now I'm panicking because who is eating a bagel over me while I sleep?!
Will you help me be the first person on this app to be followed by 250 billion people?
I have faith in you.
I have faith in you.
July 15, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Will you help me be the first person on this app to be followed by 250 billion people?
I have faith in you.
I have faith in you.