Wackywavygirl
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Wackywavygirl
@wackywavygirl.bsky.social
Here because Twitter sucks.

The camera adds 10 psi
Nobody actually washes coffee pots right? The coffee is mostly water it’s just on a constant rinse cycle… right? RiGhT?!?!
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My fandoms… in order.
March 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You can do this…
You can do this…
You CAN do this…

(Squeezes biscuit can with all the false confidence one can muster)

Biscuit can: 💥

Banshee begins shrieking stage left
February 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Daily advice:

When moving your desk chair while using a blanket, lift said blanket so it doesn’t take you 5 minutes to adjust the chair because the blanket keeps getting stuck in and around the wheels.

I totally 100% did not just do that or anything.
February 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Ok but when Trump said that paper straws explode…

That was hilarious, I needed that
February 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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They're finally shutting down the fraud protection agency. If you want to know more about the incredible opportunity this represents simply reply to this post with your credit card number
February 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It’s VERY important to remember to WAIT to put sugar on Cheerios until AFTER you add the MILK.

Otherwise it will just disappear into the abyss and you’ll never get the ratio right.
February 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The left better hope Jesus actually does come back bcuz he might be the only person good enough for all of us to vote for.

He might even pull some Republican votes… mmm well maybe not.
February 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m an avid sports watcher, but I’m way more interested in the fact that we are about to have Taylor Swift, Kendrick Lamar, and Donald Trump in the same room together.

Any one of these people might surprise us, but all three in the same arena?! ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN.
February 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
When you started the day trying to throw yellow snow off a deck, but use a standing broom dust pan and fling it back at yourself on accident and get the pee snow all over you.

But it doesn’t even make the top 10 terrible things that day and you didn’t even leave your house.

Love 2025 for ussss
February 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Tips for the impending apocalypse #2: Be white. If white people go full mad max, they are just trying to survive. If anyone else does it, they are looters and marauders.
February 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
In hindsight we all should have known when the cruffin was birthed in that one HBO series it was all downhill from there.

From nothin to cruffin we came, and from cruffin to nothin we will go.
February 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I was learning in school even without an iPhone back in the day I thought, “why would I need to memorize how to spell all these words when I can just look them up?”

Yet here I am in the “future” and still once a day even auto correct is like “Couldn’t you have tried just a LITTLE bit harder?”
February 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I have a high five up waiting for the first person who dipped a grilled cheese in tomato soup, where you at?
February 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The one downside to grocery pickup is my bad habit of halfway through making an order I decide to get a half gallon of milk instead of a full gallon, but forget to remove the gallon and end up with 3x as much milk when I get there.
February 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I mean, at least Trump isn’t doing anything as extreme and potentially detrimental to people as like making sure people could still get coverage with preexisting conditions with his “Obamacare”. Thank GOD there’s none of that.
February 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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As Jesus famously said, Love thy neighbor a bit less than thyself
I mean yes, there is such a concept in Christianity. It appears quite notably in the letters of Paul, for instance, where it’s a concept he *relentlessly* argues against, and in the Gospel where it’s a concept Jesus very much repeatedly scorns. So it is technically in there!
January 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Over on the other site Elon Musk said that DOGE stopped $50M of condoms from being delivered to Gaza which Trump the repeated several times but it turns out that was the number for all contraceptive support from USAID everywhere on Earth, of which none went to Palestinians.
January 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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We are ready to help pave a path for lower medication and healthcare costs for taxpayers

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January 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I know which flavor I’ll be having…

the same one as Carl.
January 29, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I don’t even like baking, but I still don’t know what I would do without the Great British Baking Show.

It’s not a guilty pleasure, it’s a magical escape where everything seems ok no matter how badly anyones biscuits are burning.
January 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
When you go through your phone to try to delete old screenshots, but just end up taking screenshots of screenshots to move them up in a screenshot album so you can go through the new screenshots again later to try to delete them again but just end up taking more screenshots.

… wait only me?
January 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM