vyxinalis
@vyxinalis.bsky.social
all-knowing but doing fuckall with the knowledge
"ay, you's lookin for a fight? aye, look no further"
(cracks knuckles too hard, breaking them)
"ow, fuck. uhh.... hey uhh time out real quick"
(cracks knuckles too hard, breaking them)
"ow, fuck. uhh.... hey uhh time out real quick"
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"ay, you's lookin for a fight? aye, look no further"
(cracks knuckles too hard, breaking them)
"ow, fuck. uhh.... hey uhh time out real quick"
(cracks knuckles too hard, breaking them)
"ow, fuck. uhh.... hey uhh time out real quick"
god complex? i find them quite simple, really
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
god complex? i find them quite simple, really
"back in the day?" what fuckin' day?? i hear there's been quite a lot of them
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"back in the day?" what fuckin' day?? i hear there's been quite a lot of them
ereptile dysfunction? ohh like what happened in jurassic park
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
ereptile dysfunction? ohh like what happened in jurassic park
the reason why you like stepping on dried up leaves is because the sound reminds your brain of crushing the bones of your enemies
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
the reason why you like stepping on dried up leaves is because the sound reminds your brain of crushing the bones of your enemies
rockin' tits? what's next, penis jazz?
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
rockin' tits? what's next, penis jazz?
love it when a character's weapon is just a regular object but comically sized. big ass scissors or scalpel just wreckin shop
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
love it when a character's weapon is just a regular object but comically sized. big ass scissors or scalpel just wreckin shop
pro-violence? you misunderstand, i'm a pro AT violence
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
pro-violence? you misunderstand, i'm a pro AT violence
i'm not hopelessly in love i'm just hopeless, my hapless assistant, however...
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 AM
i'm not hopelessly in love i'm just hopeless, my hapless assistant, however...
sometimes i forget that astolfo was like a real guy and not just a pink femboy made by john fate grand order
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
sometimes i forget that astolfo was like a real guy and not just a pink femboy made by john fate grand order
eldritch horror is currently keeping me in their own little ant farm, not the worst gig honestly
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
eldritch horror is currently keeping me in their own little ant farm, not the worst gig honestly
maybe the reason why there's so many things based on other mythologies rather than christianity is because christian lore is kinda mid; like what do you mean there's not only just a guy named john but two separate apostles named james? yikes bruv.
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
maybe the reason why there's so many things based on other mythologies rather than christianity is because christian lore is kinda mid; like what do you mean there's not only just a guy named john but two separate apostles named james? yikes bruv.
my ma told me that if I had nothin' good to say to not say anythin', so I've not spoken in years. complete silence out of my gaping slobbering maw
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
my ma told me that if I had nothin' good to say to not say anythin', so I've not spoken in years. complete silence out of my gaping slobbering maw
to me, every day is halloween. mainly because of the visions. oh god there's so many visions
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
to me, every day is halloween. mainly because of the visions. oh god there's so many visions
spineless coward? i'll have you know i have many spines
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
spineless coward? i'll have you know i have many spines
my grandmother worships both the christian god and the buddhist ones as well like she's hedging her bets to get into heaven. i don't think it's working
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
my grandmother worships both the christian god and the buddhist ones as well like she's hedging her bets to get into heaven. i don't think it's working
i appear only theoretically and my friends must catch me passing by like bigfoot. i am a cryptid
October 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM
i appear only theoretically and my friends must catch me passing by like bigfoot. i am a cryptid
jerking hard or hardly jerking?
October 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
jerking hard or hardly jerking?
i burn all of my calories by thinking really hard
mainly about crabs but hey thoughts are thoughts
mainly about crabs but hey thoughts are thoughts
October 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
i burn all of my calories by thinking really hard
mainly about crabs but hey thoughts are thoughts
mainly about crabs but hey thoughts are thoughts
i may roll absolutely dogshit but i must take my role with a smile for i am a sacrifice, a luckless pariah for which all the negative karma must go. the scapegoat of gacha addicts everywhere
October 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
i may roll absolutely dogshit but i must take my role with a smile for i am a sacrifice, a luckless pariah for which all the negative karma must go. the scapegoat of gacha addicts everywhere
instead of working on your problems just turn them into marketable anime girls so you make infinite money
October 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM
instead of working on your problems just turn them into marketable anime girls so you make infinite money
an influencer "house"? in this economy? influencer apartment
October 16, 2025 at 7:26 AM
an influencer "house"? in this economy? influencer apartment
everything i wash my hands i rub them together like i'm deviously concocting a plan to tie a maiden to the tracks of a train
October 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
everything i wash my hands i rub them together like i'm deviously concocting a plan to tie a maiden to the tracks of a train
polycule marriage with the wedding cake toppers doing boy band poses
October 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
polycule marriage with the wedding cake toppers doing boy band poses
sometimes i have to shit so bad that i angle my head down and lament like i'm in a confessional booth whispering prayers to an absent god
October 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
sometimes i have to shit so bad that i angle my head down and lament like i'm in a confessional booth whispering prayers to an absent god