Lord Gmo II
@voyke.bsky.social
CEO & Founder of The Anti Dylans League
Bro be like “still in the stu 🤑🤫” . Yeah, you haven’t left your bedroom in four business days
March 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Bro be like “still in the stu 🤑🤫” . Yeah, you haven’t left your bedroom in four business days
Big things happening on Tik Tok
January 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Big things happening on Tik Tok
Two bottles of barefoot in the trash you’d think I was playing in the snow
January 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Two bottles of barefoot in the trash you’d think I was playing in the snow
The Harry Potter movies would’ve gone different if a RN like me was him. I would’ve been aviddy kadibbying people if they talked about my mom 💯🤫😭
December 24, 2024 at 11:58 PM
The Harry Potter movies would’ve gone different if a RN like me was him. I would’ve been aviddy kadibbying people if they talked about my mom 💯🤫😭
Mexicans be eating a lot of weenies
December 13, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Mexicans be eating a lot of weenies
“That’s why we’re salaried”
Oh so it’s time to look for a new job
Oh so it’s time to look for a new job
December 12, 2024 at 6:11 PM
“That’s why we’re salaried”
Oh so it’s time to look for a new job
Oh so it’s time to look for a new job
If I talked to you at It’ll Do just now that I love you
December 7, 2024 at 8:56 AM
If I talked to you at It’ll Do just now that I love you
Y’all go to clubs to talk to the opposite sex or listen to the music. I go so I can drive home drunk
December 7, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Y’all go to clubs to talk to the opposite sex or listen to the music. I go so I can drive home drunk
Sorry, I’m going to love bomb you now because you keep giving me the tiniest amount of attention that I crave
December 7, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Sorry, I’m going to love bomb you now because you keep giving me the tiniest amount of attention that I crave
Finna “haha I love (insert artist here) too” and report back
December 4, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Finna “haha I love (insert artist here) too” and report back
People who clip their nails in the office should be punished via forced labor
December 3, 2024 at 5:51 PM
People who clip their nails in the office should be punished via forced labor
Committing tax fraud by stuffing my capital gains in extra large papusas
November 20, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Committing tax fraud by stuffing my capital gains in extra large papusas
If you look like Sofia Falcone hmu pls and ty
November 14, 2024 at 2:36 AM
If you look like Sofia Falcone hmu pls and ty
Universal smells like ketamine. I will not elaborate
January 7, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Universal smells like ketamine. I will not elaborate
Made gym bae laugh.
+10 Gainz
+5 Cardio
+10 Gainz
+5 Cardio
November 28, 2023 at 12:30 AM
Made gym bae laugh.
+10 Gainz
+5 Cardio
+10 Gainz
+5 Cardio
I talk to myself while wearing AirPods and if someone looks at me weird I just say “hold up, I think this person wants something”. Magenta Males must always be ready to gaslight
November 15, 2023 at 12:42 AM
I talk to myself while wearing AirPods and if someone looks at me weird I just say “hold up, I think this person wants something”. Magenta Males must always be ready to gaslight
Thinking about the Roman Empire is lame. I’d rather think about the Fall of Reach
November 6, 2023 at 5:48 PM
Thinking about the Roman Empire is lame. I’d rather think about the Fall of Reach
If you drive a black mini cooper with a UNT license plate cover I just want you to know that you yield at roundabouts not stop. Fuck you and eat a pile of shit
October 10, 2023 at 10:04 PM
If you drive a black mini cooper with a UNT license plate cover I just want you to know that you yield at roundabouts not stop. Fuck you and eat a pile of shit
Big League Chew is the string cheese version of gum
September 27, 2023 at 12:38 AM
Big League Chew is the string cheese version of gum
Nah, I don’t want it if you’re not trying to give me uppies
September 12, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Nah, I don’t want it if you’re not trying to give me uppies
Easiest things to do….
1. Compliment your grandmothers cooking
2. Give a dog a belly rub
3. Corporate espionage
….
9,999,999. Talk to women
10,000,000. Enjoy the feeling of grass
1. Compliment your grandmothers cooking
2. Give a dog a belly rub
3. Corporate espionage
….
9,999,999. Talk to women
10,000,000. Enjoy the feeling of grass
July 20, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Easiest things to do….
1. Compliment your grandmothers cooking
2. Give a dog a belly rub
3. Corporate espionage
….
9,999,999. Talk to women
10,000,000. Enjoy the feeling of grass
1. Compliment your grandmothers cooking
2. Give a dog a belly rub
3. Corporate espionage
….
9,999,999. Talk to women
10,000,000. Enjoy the feeling of grass
Thot son or AI Themed Tik Tok daughter?
July 16, 2023 at 5:48 AM
Thot son or AI Themed Tik Tok daughter?
My new pastime is looking for old posts on Facebook market place and asking them for more photos then leaving them on read
July 12, 2023 at 2:08 PM
My new pastime is looking for old posts on Facebook market place and asking them for more photos then leaving them on read
Never forget that my Clan Tag was KORN in mw2
July 11, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Never forget that my Clan Tag was KORN in mw2
Best part about CSGO is when you lose a round and the whole team decides to sing “I Want It That Way”
July 8, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Best part about CSGO is when you lose a round and the whole team decides to sing “I Want It That Way”